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Valentine tip from Dr Luuuurve.

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Posted By : CATDOG | Comments : 7

How to win some brownie points with your other `alf.


Being a twice married man of the world, I would like to offer some advice to all you guys who don`t know what to do this Sunday for Valentines Day, and don`t fancy spending a tenner on some crap carnations from the Texaco garage.
How about......
Drive up to the frosty Lake District on Sunday morning, walk around the shores of Lake Windermere and feed the swans,(only an hour from Bolton area). Then treat her to a pub lunch in one of the many great country pubs, perhaps even a bit of window shopping.
Then on the way home , suggest stopping off in Kendal for a look around, oh and while you`re there, you just want to pop into this pub called Bootleggers to see about booking a gig.
Well, who would have thought it love ? there`s a band on this afternoon ( kick off about 5.30), we might as well stop for a quick half !!
Then stay and get your socksrockedrightoff by Catdog, leaving dazed, confused and hopefully fired up so you can finish the job off properly when you both get home...if you catch my drift.

Or, you could be home in time to go out and catch another band down at your local ?
Suggestions on a postcard please.

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# Posted by 45's - 11/02/2010, 10:25 (GMT)

hahaha ! - Sounds good,

Rick.


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# Posted by Off The Rails - 11/02/2010, 10:42 (GMT)

ooh that sounds like a good suggestion, however being as my other half does the p a and stuff, she might think its a bus mans holiday,a guy I used to work with bought his mrs a mop & bucket for valentines one year, the following day when he came in work he was in a real bad mood, when I asked what was wrong he said "theres no pleasing some women", this was true lol


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# Posted by Keef - 11/02/2010, 11:34 (GMT)

Bought my ex an Iron. Said she wanted something personal - Well I wasn't going to use it was I? LOL
Have a great gig Chris mate.


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# Posted by Charlie & Norma - 11/02/2010, 11:58 (GMT)

Your a very cynical, devious man Chris I'm extremely temmpted, it's a long drive home for Norma tho!!!!:-)))


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# Posted by LAST GANG IN TOWN - 11/02/2010, 14:07 (GMT)

I buy Mrs LGIT a suitcase every year on valentines day and she still won't take the fooking hint.....


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# Posted by Bass Bloke - 11/02/2010, 18:37 (GMT)

Hey Chris , you forgot to sign it mate ,
IE
Mr C,Catdog

The Cumbria Tourist Board

lol
Trig


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# Posted by THE STIG - 11/02/2010, 22:47 (GMT)

chris, you are a top publicist, absolutely love it, but you will have no chance i will be on my way back from morecambe with a hangover, get a gig around the burnley area, dying to catch you guys,cheers, ride on.
funny as f***


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