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16 Mar 2010

I can't believe what has happened today!

Filed Under : Rants

Posted By : Scott - Metalleeka | Comments : 49

I've tried to keep it to myself but something has to be said!

I've just got into my car and ripped my suit trousers from bollock to arsehole
Can you believe it??????

PMSL

The wife and kids are still wetting themselves.
I even ripped my boxers, but hopefully the stubborn understains aren't in full view.

Appologies for going off topic but you can rely on yer friendly neighbourhood scottish ginger coo to post something completely stupid.

lol

Comments

# Posted by viking - 16/03/2010, 20:52 (GMT)

i'm sorry, scott-but this blog is PANTS!!!! ;-P

# Posted by Bad Horsie (Mick) - 16/03/2010, 20:52 (GMT)

This blog is pants!

# Posted by Bad Horsie (Mick) - 16/03/2010, 20:53 (GMT)

Simulpost! lmao

# Posted by viking - 16/03/2010, 20:53 (GMT)

@bad horsie-SNAP!! lmao!!!

# Posted by 45's - 16/03/2010, 20:53 (GMT)

hahahahahaha - pmsl,

Rick

# Posted by viking - 16/03/2010, 20:53 (GMT)

rofpmsl!!!! help me somebody!!!

# Posted by Keef - 16/03/2010, 20:54 (GMT)

Great, Some humour on here finally
(even if its at your expense Scott).
PMSL mate

# Posted by viking - 16/03/2010, 20:55 (GMT)

mind you-scott!!!! blue underkeks???????not very rock'n'roll, is it??? :-P

# Posted by Anthem - 16/03/2010, 20:55 (GMT)

you know you got em right way round mate..........brown to the back, yellow to the front

# Posted by ST Photography - VIVA LA COMMU... - 16/03/2010, 20:56 (GMT)

Trust you to tear the arse out of it Scott.

Quality banter. Post approved LOL

# Posted by Scott - Metalleeka - 16/03/2010, 20:56 (GMT)

I'm just thankful I didn't have the wife's pink thong on lol

# Posted by viking - 16/03/2010, 20:56 (GMT)

@anthem-oh, i don't know-i'm sure he got them from that store-you know-says it on the front and back-what's it called now??-ah!! that's it-C&A!!!!! :-D

# Posted by Scott - Metalleeka - 16/03/2010, 20:57 (GMT)

PMSL LOL LMAO ROTFLMAO

# Posted by Rob Redfern, Black Rose,more f... - 16/03/2010, 21:00 (GMT)

the irony as well!!, on a day when rear end discussions have appeared again?.......................

# Posted by THE STIG - 16/03/2010, 21:00 (GMT)

there is a draught in here lol

# Posted by James - Metalleeka - 16/03/2010, 21:02 (GMT)

lmao

# Posted by viking - 16/03/2010, 21:02 (GMT)

@robert redfern-those underkeks have never seen an iron since the day they were bought!!! shame on you scott!!:-D

# Posted by Scott - Metalleeka - 16/03/2010, 21:02 (GMT)

Ideal for the morning after a night of curry and guinness.
"Express Pants"

lol

# Posted by Rob Redfern, Black Rose,more f... - 16/03/2010, 21:04 (GMT)

express pants!!, nearly coughed up my tea at that one :-)

# Posted by Rob Redfern, Black Rose,more f... - 16/03/2010, 21:04 (GMT)

opinions are like..................

# Posted by viking - 16/03/2010, 21:15 (GMT)

and -iffen i'm not mistaken-reading the way those creases are set-wind is being passed to the tune of "nothing else matters"-therefore this blog is "music related"!!! :-D
@robert refern-ah-but some -ermmm-"opinions"? - like the analogy, appear to have broomsticks shoved up 'em (and-altogether now-"they don't like ....." ;-D

# Posted by Rob Redfern, Black Rose,more f... - 16/03/2010, 21:20 (GMT)

"open pants for a different view"

# Posted by Scott - Metalleeka - 16/03/2010, 21:20 (GMT)

nah, I'm farting to the tune of For Whom the Smell Tolls

*groan*

# Posted by viking - 16/03/2010, 21:22 (GMT)

as long as it's not "enter, sandman"?? :-P

# Posted by NIGHT TRAIN - 16/03/2010, 21:24 (GMT)

Didn't Boris Becker wear blue tennis shorts at one point?

# Posted by Keef - 16/03/2010, 21:24 (GMT)

'Wind of change' might be appropriate there Scott LOL

If Miss Potty Gob see's this blog we can expect some 'gusset busting' retorts

# Posted by Scott - Metalleeka - 16/03/2010, 21:35 (GMT)

It's my personal tribute to the great Spinal Tap album "Break like the wind" pmsl

# Posted by Bad Horsie (Mick) - 16/03/2010, 21:37 (GMT)

"# Posted by Keef - 16/03/2010, 21:24 (GMT)

'Wind of change' might be appropriate there Scott LOL

If Miss Potty Gob see's this blog we can expect some 'gusset busting' retorts"

IF?????? She's probably on the smelling salts right now!

# Posted by 53 Degrees North - 16/03/2010, 22:01 (GMT)

Posted by Scott - Metalleeka

I'm just thankful I didn't have the wife's pink thong on lol

not as glad as we are ;-)

Mick

# Posted by Bass Bloke - 16/03/2010, 22:04 (GMT)

Really glad you changed yer crackers tho Scott lol

# Posted by Willow (of somebig™Fish) (Reti... - 16/03/2010, 22:04 (GMT)

"from bollock to arsehole ... "

looking at AA map of Scotland ....

altogether now .. if ye gooooooooooo will you send meeeee .....

WillowProclaims

# Posted by Scott - Metalleeka - 16/03/2010, 22:20 (GMT)

Ha ha ha ha ha
troosers no more
skiddies no more
street cred no more
shame no more

# Posted by Rob Redfern, Black Rose,more f... - 16/03/2010, 22:24 (GMT)

done this before, but still a classic

Scott returns from pub on saturday night

# Posted by 45's - 16/03/2010, 22:24 (GMT)

" Just to be the ginger coo, who splits his kecks down at your do-o-oh"

pmsl

# Posted by Willow (of somebig™Fish) (Reti... - 16/03/2010, 22:32 (GMT)

ffs Rick ... wrong song!!

ye better get yer Oirish choons right for tomorrow!

O'Willow

# Posted by 45's - 16/03/2010, 22:41 (GMT)

"I'm on ma way - aha - aha - aha - aha"

# Posted by Willow (of somebig™Fish) (Reti... - 16/03/2010, 22:44 (GMT)

hmmmm ... just showing off now!!
:0)
WtF

# Posted by Guns or Roses - 16/03/2010, 23:07 (GMT)

splitting my pants laughing

# Posted by Duke Bocks - 16/03/2010, 23:31 (GMT)

(wonders if scott was wearing a matching blue tie?)

# Posted by Off The Rails - 17/03/2010, 09:32 (GMT)

tom jones and p j proby became very famous for splitting their pants on stage, maybe this is a calling scott, you should do it on stage, anyway I thought you was a smart fella, not a fart smella lol

# Posted by SKP - 17/03/2010, 09:52 (GMT)

bloody hell scott - we've certainly missed ya!!

# Posted by Scott - Metalleeka - 17/03/2010, 10:01 (GMT)

You've not missed me Karen, you've just missed the dumb posts and someone you can feel superior to pmsl

# Posted by Scott - Metalleeka - 17/03/2010, 10:07 (GMT)

Hee hee hee

# Posted by SKP - 17/03/2010, 10:08 (GMT)

very true Scott..haha..but someone had to bring the fun back onto this site and bugger me that photo did it - i nearly choked on my cornflakes :-))

# Posted by Roj (Black Rose) - 17/03/2010, 10:42 (GMT)

Claaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrssssssssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

# Posted by Phoenix - 17/03/2010, 16:21 (GMT)

Scott, If you were Watson, Sherlock could spread that arse with lemon curd and then say
'Its alemonentry, my dear Watson'

sorry 'bout that
Lloyd.

# Posted by Scott - Metalleeka - 17/03/2010, 19:58 (GMT)

Aw man that's worse than my god awful joke Lloyd lol

# Posted by viking - 17/03/2010, 20:16 (GMT)

@scott-metalleeka-errm-no, it ain't, bro!!! lmao!!

# Posted by Scott - Metalleeka - 17/03/2010, 20:22 (GMT)

Pmsl

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