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22 Apr 2010

Secret Society

Filed Under : Rants , Other

Posted By : The Dean Casement Trio | Comments : 58

Bollocks

Whats this I've heard about certain NWB members secretly messaging other NWB members, arranging secret jams and then telling them to keep it quiet so other NWB members dont find out then turn up to these secret jam sessions? If this is true and is all as cloak and dagger as it may sound, fuckin' grow up... I thought this site was meant to bring people together, encourage people to help each other, play together, promote gigs, form bands you know all the good stuff music is about... Give you head a wobble, eh! On the other hand this could be all a bunch of hairy bollocks and somebody may be pullin' my pecker...

As always love, peace, manly hugs and pecks on the cheak.

Dean 'The Everloving, homoerotic, totally comfortable in his sexuality' Casement

Comments

# Posted by NIGHT TRAIN - 22/04/2010, 20:11 (GMT)

ya mean you dont know the handshake yet??

# Posted by The Dean Casement Trio - 22/04/2010, 20:12 (GMT)

ive tried it but it keeps gettin me arrested.

# Posted by NIGHT TRAIN - 22/04/2010, 20:13 (GMT)

hey maybe we should invent one, so when we meet somebody at a gig who says they're from NWB, we can shake hands and if they're just 'normal' we'll know!!!
LOL

# Posted by NIGHT TRAIN - 22/04/2010, 20:14 (GMT)

I KNOW whats coming next
hahaha

# Posted by Bad Horsie (Mick) - 22/04/2010, 20:26 (GMT)

Ooooooh! The DRAMA!

# Posted by The Dean Casement Trio - 22/04/2010, 20:28 (GMT)

haha i know mint init... like corry.... shit that reminds me whats happend to Mollys baby and did they get out of the crash ok? Bet Kev Webster feels well shit for not sorting out Ty's break. dambuggerarseholepissshitfart.

# Posted by NIGHT TRAIN - 22/04/2010, 20:42 (GMT)

# Posted by NIGHT TRAIN - 22/04/2010, 20:45 (GMT)

or any of these....

# Posted by The Dean Casement Trio - 22/04/2010, 20:54 (GMT)

you putting any amps out Rob? cos if theres a jam on... im there!

# Posted by Rob Redfern, Black Rose,more f... - 22/04/2010, 20:59 (GMT)

im really offended that Jeff and Eric didnt invite me to their albert hall jam evening, theyre musicians too and everything

:-(

and my next door neighbour is in the local cloth cap brass ensemble, ive not spoken to him since he failed to invite me and the Mrs to their last flugelhorn evening

# Posted by Bad Horsie (Mick) - 22/04/2010, 21:00 (GMT)

LMAO.

# Posted by Drum Bloke™ - that bloke that... - 22/04/2010, 21:01 (GMT)

Huh? where? who? Not heard about this ?
Then again..
Face

Bovvered

# Posted by The Dean Casement Trio - 22/04/2010, 21:02 (GMT)

i wonder if they kept it from Jimmy Page just incase he turned up... wheres your lawn comment gone?

# Posted by Bad Horsie (Mick) - 22/04/2010, 21:04 (GMT)

THe problem with secret jams is that the bloke on the door can't hear the knocking. Bloody guitarists.

"The drummer's here!"

"how do you know?"

"The knocking speeds up"

# Posted by Rob Redfern, Black Rose,more f... - 22/04/2010, 21:06 (GMT)

ive heard there was a free ticket to this fabled secret jam free in the Mail On Sunday?

that better not be true i never would have seen it, i only read (look at) The Sun newspaper..

# Posted by Unfinished Business - 22/04/2010, 21:09 (GMT)

It was in the Sun, you slaaaaaaaag. Or was it the Sport, I saw it in one of them.

# Posted by Unfinished Business - 22/04/2010, 21:17 (GMT)

I went out with a girl who modelled for the Sunday Sport, is this a claim to fame, or a secret that should be kept hidden? ooops, too late now, the cat's out of the bag.

# Posted by Unfinished Business - 22/04/2010, 21:18 (GMT)

She might have been a slaaaaaaaag as well.

# Posted by The Dean Casement Trio - 22/04/2010, 21:22 (GMT)

Who fancies a bum? Rob? Steve? x

# Posted by Unfinished Business - 22/04/2010, 21:23 (GMT)

Not as a receiver thanks mate

# Posted by Unfinished Business - 22/04/2010, 21:24 (GMT)

Is that part of the handshake? don't want to get arrested again do you.
Botty sex with a man? Not my cup of char

# Posted by The Dean Casement Trio - 22/04/2010, 21:30 (GMT)

Well kind of... Part of the T's and C's of coming to my secret jam is that I have to bum you, not you personally anyone who comes... I just bum them. As regarding the hand shake - on coming to my secret jam again, shake anything you like as long as its with your hand. But dont tell everyone, bumming by invitation only.

# Posted by Bad Horsie (Mick) - 22/04/2010, 21:32 (GMT)

Not to be picky, but that's less of a jam, and more of a musical rimming.....?

# Posted by The Dean Casement Trio - 22/04/2010, 21:34 (GMT)

Yeah but you've never been rimmed while playing Purple Haze... It's fuckin' mint man, you in?

# Posted by Unfinished Business - 22/04/2010, 21:37 (GMT)

Picky or pricky Mick?
A bit of self harming never hurt anyone I guess, and a bit of ring sting as well, count me in.
I can take it, I'm a BIG boy.

# Posted by The Dean Casement Trio - 22/04/2010, 21:41 (GMT)

Lets have a 'Picky' of Big Boy Steve... Thatll certainly get it took off. Mind you, you do have x10 optical zoom dont you Steve, could be embarrasing if you don't ;-)

# Posted by Unfinished Business - 22/04/2010, 21:43 (GMT)

Macro lens mate, that'll do the trick.

# Posted by Musicfan - 22/04/2010, 21:45 (GMT)

Is this one of those coppers balls?

# Posted by NIGHT TRAIN - 22/04/2010, 21:49 (GMT)

Buskers Balls!

# Posted by Musicfan - 22/04/2010, 21:51 (GMT)

Right, well OK, whatever, totally random.

Standard

# Posted by The Dean Casement Trio - 22/04/2010, 21:52 (GMT)

Call it what you like... if you come you get bummed..... While I'm in a chatty mood has anyone seen that rory gallagher live at montreux dvd.... totally opend my eyes, what a player. Id let him bum me.

# Posted by Musicfan - 22/04/2010, 21:53 (GMT)

No, but I've seen Rory Bremner and he'll be whoever you want

# Posted by The Dean Casement Trio - 22/04/2010, 21:54 (GMT)

hahahaha ill have that, good man.

# Posted by Bad Horsie (Mick) - 22/04/2010, 21:55 (GMT)

I can say with a mountainous amount of confidence that I will never be caught playing Purple Haze. :o)

# Posted by Anthem - 22/04/2010, 21:56 (GMT)

you got a bloody good hiding place Mick? hee hee

# Posted by Hare Of The Dog - 22/04/2010, 21:57 (GMT)

If you let Rory Gallagher bum you, that would be necrophilia, as he's dead, and necrophilia is dead boring mate

# Posted by The Dean Casement Trio - 22/04/2010, 21:57 (GMT)

Ok Gold by Spandau Ballet then.

# Posted by Bad Horsie (Mick) - 22/04/2010, 21:59 (GMT)

Hmmmmm.....It's tempting, but I clench naturally when we play that. It'd take more than a bit of that durex fun lube. :oO

# Posted by The Dean Casement Trio - 22/04/2010, 22:00 (GMT)

I'll bum him then and they'll be nothing he can do about it.

# Posted by Bad Horsie (Mick) - 22/04/2010, 22:03 (GMT)

Hahahahahaha

# Posted by HandyAndy - 22/04/2010, 22:28 (GMT)

* No More Bummin'! *

* MEN AT WORK *

# Posted by The Dean Casement Trio - 22/04/2010, 22:31 (GMT)

Party pooper. Dont knock it til you've tried it.

# Posted by HandyAndy - 22/04/2010, 22:33 (GMT)

Rather be "party pooper" than "pooper scooper"! LOL

# Posted by Bad Horsie (Mick) - 22/04/2010, 22:36 (GMT)

I'm rather comfortable with the fact that I've hit 45 without any of my gay friends falling out with me because of cheap humour. *thumbup*

# Posted by Hare Of The Dog - 22/04/2010, 22:37 (GMT)

Don't want a tiger nut on your bell end do you.

# Posted by Rob Redfern, Black Rose,more f... - 22/04/2010, 22:39 (GMT)

# Posted by Loverockets - 23/04/2010, 08:34 (GMT)

You lot are beaucoup dien cai dau lol

# Posted by ~ THE SUG4R BULLETS ~ - 23/04/2010, 09:22 (GMT)

Only just seen this...so who are these NWB members then...and why wasn't I invited :(

# Posted by Captain Trubshaw - 23/04/2010, 09:47 (GMT)

Handshakes....Pah thing of the past!!!! We need something different, something to show our true brother(and sister)hood of NWB so I propose the NWB SILLY WALK! Please watch the following for instructions and each silly walk can range from slightly silly to completely mental...

that is all.......

# Posted by Bad Horsie (Mick) - 23/04/2010, 09:51 (GMT)

PMSL.

# Posted by ST Photography - VIVA LA COMMU... - 23/04/2010, 11:24 (GMT)

How did I miss this? lol

"It's not a question of whether you're paranoid. It's whether you're paranoid ENOUGH?" Can anyone name the film?

# Posted by Bad Horsie (Mick) - 23/04/2010, 11:29 (GMT)

Strange Days?

# Posted by Willow (of somebig™Fish) (Reti... - 23/04/2010, 13:52 (GMT)

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they ain't out to get ya!
Keep it between the ditches folks
WtF

# Posted by Rob Redfern, Black Rose,more f... - 23/04/2010, 21:35 (GMT)

I'm gonna be using that Picard double facepalm a lot in the future,it it awesome and very very funny

# Posted by mr.nwb - 25/04/2010, 19:05 (GMT)

Secret Jam? - Is this a toast related incident?

# Posted by viking - 25/04/2010, 19:15 (GMT)

@ mr nwb-toast? not interested-now-iffen you were talking about "crumpets"??? :-D

# Posted by ST Photography - VIVA LA COMMU... - 25/04/2010, 23:14 (GMT)

Well played Bad Horsie Mick. You win, erm, my respect...will that do?

# Posted by Bad Horsie (Mick) - 26/04/2010, 22:31 (GMT)

"# Posted by Socialtornado - 25/04/2010, 23:14 (GMT)

Well played Bad Horsie Mick. You win, erm, my respect...will that do?"

Absolutely mate. :o)

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