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03 May 2010

Oh my fookin god

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Posted By : Scott - Metalleeka | Comments : 14

I'm scarred for life after last night at the oddies

Picture the scene -
It's the last song of main set, the pub was full, and I was doing the singalong bit with the crowd during seek and destroy.
Out of the corner of my eye, I see I biiiig woman, in her 50's or 60's pushing her way to the front and I see her hands grabbing the base of her tent, I meant tshirt. I looked away, then when I looked back again......
Kerblooooooom.....up came the tshirt....
Aaaaaaaaaaargh
I swear to god, I thought they were gonna hit the floor.
God, I was broken, couldn't speak for about 5 mins for laughing.

Anyone else got and flashing stories?

:-D

Comments

# Posted by James - Metalleeka - 03/05/2010, 10:37 (GMT)

It happened to us a few times whilst in Smooth, Adam never wears his spec so he misses the details...

unfortunately this one time in Haslingden it was 3 blokes :-( Flashing aint always as good as you think it should be peeps... lol

# Posted by 53 Degrees North - 03/05/2010, 11:32 (GMT)

Ha! Excellent! Did she try and drag you round the back of the stack then?
We once played a gig where all the wags came to watch us - half way through a Ramones track and I look to my left to see four pairs of breasts pressed aganst the window. Needless to say there was a glaring mistake by me during that track and we where recording as well!

Youdsy

# Posted by Jonthebassman - 03/05/2010, 12:15 (GMT)

Hey Scott I was stood to the left of her when she did that...fortunately I did not get a front on view...you looked traumatized! She wasn't exactly a page 3 beauty! Caught your 2nd set, it was good...very tight rhythm section, your front man skills are great I thought you did a great job...you've got a good following there as well...took one of your leaflets, will catch you again at some point...sorry I didn't say hello I couldn't stay till the very end as early start today

# Posted by Poundstone - 03/05/2010, 12:21 (GMT)

Ha ha seen a few bits and pieces in my time...............sadly not all of em female! But prob funniest (tho not a flash) was at marigolds last year. Anyone whos played there knows the stage is quite a good size. I'm at the front of it playing a solo, head to the sky, suddenly I feel two hands firmly grasping my kecks and doing their level best to get em round me ankles. Quite flattered I look down to see the hands belong to this little old lady (70 if a day) instructing me to get em off and 'show us what you've got'!

Frankie

# Posted by THE STIG - 03/05/2010, 12:32 (GMT)

she is only human scott, it was only a matter of time before she succumbed to your manbeast magnetism :)

# Posted by The Cottonhouse Shakers - 03/05/2010, 12:36 (GMT)

@Frankie, I always used to get the "mature" ladies in the old band. The funny thing is our old guitarist Terry was dead jeolous!

# Posted by jeni - 03/05/2010, 13:23 (GMT)

Good job she didn't shake em all about lol, she'd have blacked both yer eyes Scott ROTFL!! Funny as fook and the expression on yer face was priceless hee heee!!

# Posted by Rob Redfern, Black Rose,more f... - 03/05/2010, 13:29 (GMT)

i nearly missed it, i looked up just as re-coverage was occuring

# Posted by Dresden North End - 03/05/2010, 13:34 (GMT)

that'll be Jean
shes comin to watch us in wangies next week, under strict orders to keep em under wraps.

Mark

# Posted by jeni - 03/05/2010, 13:36 (GMT)

I dont think anyone COULD miss it lol, the 3 flat screen TV's gave everyone in the pub a panoramic view pmsl!!!

# Posted by Anthem - 03/05/2010, 19:48 (GMT)

the vision of that is better than delay spray mate (er...whatever that is) pmsl

# Posted by James - Metalleeka - 04/05/2010, 07:42 (GMT)

lol @ mark...

# Posted by SKP - 04/05/2010, 09:41 (GMT)

told you there'd be a cure out there for ur migraines scott!

# Posted by 53 Degrees North - 04/05/2010, 11:41 (GMT)

surely thats one of the signs of super-stardom! You'll be going the way of Guns or Roses soon!

Mick

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