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12 May 2010

Band names that you want to use

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Posted By : Bad Horsie (Mick) | Comments : 41

But really REALLY can't.

I have had a name going round in my head that I've wanted to use for ages now.

It's utterly UN-pc, and would be completely unrepresentative of the bands views in any way.

It's just a play on words, but I just CAN'T do it.

The Wacky Racists.

Anyone else got something like this?

Comments

# Posted by James - Metalleeka - 12/05/2010, 14:59 (GMT)

Metallica, Megadeth and Dream Theater are a few names I'd like to use but can't :p

How about "The Vinegar Strokes"??

# Posted by Mark bassist in Piggery Bandan... - 12/05/2010, 15:04 (GMT)

Lol !!!!! Ive had "Sticky Belly Flap Cock" & "French Kiss from Grandma" bouncing round my head for a few years.

# Posted by James - Metalleeka - 12/05/2010, 15:14 (GMT)

"Free Beer" was also a suggestion as the posters being displayed at a venue would be controversial..

"Live music tonight with..... Free Beer"!!!

# Posted by Mark bassist in Piggery Bandan... - 12/05/2010, 15:16 (GMT)

"Topless bar staff" would be a similar thing

# Posted by THE STIG - 12/05/2010, 15:25 (GMT)

the fur trapper hats !

# Posted by Roj (Black Rose) - 12/05/2010, 15:38 (GMT)

I like Spider's legs and anal gap (not my suggestion by the way). lol

# Posted by Roj (Black Rose) - 12/05/2010, 15:40 (GMT)

Vag is also a great name for band. someone else close to me has just suggested Chocolate Starfish.

# Posted by Roj (Black Rose) - 12/05/2010, 15:41 (GMT)

I also like this name "The Bridge of Biffins."

# Posted by Sticky Fingers - 12/05/2010, 15:53 (GMT)

on the rusty starfish theme,how about rusty sherrif's badge or the boomholios

# Posted by Scott - Metalleeka - 12/05/2010, 16:01 (GMT)

Gammon Flaps & Strawberry Jizz

:-)

# Posted by VANKWISH - 12/05/2010, 16:07 (GMT)

i remember being in club land some years back there was a band called "The Hue Jar Soul Band"
that was a great name.

# Posted by VANKWISH - 12/05/2010, 16:09 (GMT)

THE FU QUITS.

# Posted by BillyB - 12/05/2010, 16:09 (GMT)

STW SOAPY TIT WANK :)

# Posted by Mark bassist in Piggery Bandan... - 12/05/2010, 16:46 (GMT)

Spam Javelin

# Posted by LAST GANG IN TOWN - 12/05/2010, 16:47 (GMT)

DSC
Dyslexic Sock Cookers

# Posted by Alyerpal - 12/05/2010, 16:47 (GMT)

@ Piggery - I like the slightly longer version ' Spam Javelin and The Gristle Gripper'!

AYP

# Posted by ST Photography - VIVA LA COMMU... - 12/05/2010, 16:49 (GMT)

"Big Cash Prizes" or "Ladies Night"

# Posted by Mark bassist in Piggery Bandan... - 12/05/2010, 16:51 (GMT)

BOBFOC would be a good un ........ "Body of baywatch - face of Crimewatch"

# Posted by hulkamania78 - 12/05/2010, 17:01 (GMT)

Hulkamanias Leg Drop!

# Posted by Loverockets - 12/05/2010, 17:08 (GMT)

Filthfest sounds like a song from Uncle Rotter ;)

# Posted by TEX & THE HARDCORE TROUBAD... - 12/05/2010, 17:09 (GMT)

Tonight for one night only, Live on stage.......'Lesbian Sex'

# Posted by The Cottonhouse Shakers - 12/05/2010, 17:34 (GMT)

Free Beer were a band in Blackburn a few years ago.

Dyslexic Sock Cookers - LOVL!

# Posted by Luiz Mareze (guitarist in Dose... - 12/05/2010, 17:39 (GMT)

"Nipple"

# Posted by 45's - 12/05/2010, 17:50 (GMT)

Pat Stewart and The Train Catchers. There is a story behind that,

Rick.

# Posted by HAPPY DAIZE - 12/05/2010, 18:01 (GMT)

Pat Tester and the Electric Shocks

Rob

# Posted by Brass Routes - 12/05/2010, 18:42 (GMT)

There was a band round these parts once ( and I think it was Graham ex Wolfpack vocalist) who had the name 'Norfolk and Chance' which was ace!
Then had a band called the 4 Candles

# Posted by Hare Of The Dog - 12/05/2010, 18:58 (GMT)

Beef Curtains,
Drew Peacock and the Viagras.
Rabbi Slasher and the Foreskins - Great punk name
The Threepanny Bits (cockney rhyming for you)
Dr. Barnardo and the Heartbeats

The Hunt Brothers (Mike and Isaac)

# Posted by Anthem - 12/05/2010, 19:07 (GMT)

with used tissue in mind........Making Cardboard

# Posted by ~ THE SUG4R BULLETS ~ - 12/05/2010, 19:22 (GMT)

How about THE MUFF DIVERS

# Posted by viking - 12/05/2010, 19:24 (GMT)

there is, actually, a band called "the merkins"-google it iffen you don't know what it means!!! ;-D

# Posted by Mick Green - 12/05/2010, 19:41 (GMT)

Wizard's Sleeve.

If I were to form a prog-rock band that is.

# Posted by "RED ZOO" - 12/05/2010, 20:20 (GMT)

@ viking..yer right the Merkins are a shaw based band..

one i've suggested before... 'Sphincters Twitch'

# Posted by viking - 12/05/2010, 20:24 (GMT)

@red zoo-lol-yeah!!-a band that - ermm-covers a multitude of sins?? heh heh!! ;-D

# Posted by TEX & THE HARDCORE TROUBAD... - 12/05/2010, 20:26 (GMT)

gingerminge or chubbycuntz ....theres not a hair in it !

# Posted by Roj (Black Rose) - 12/05/2010, 22:48 (GMT)

The three tenna ladies !

# Posted by DE MORTUIS - 13/05/2010, 10:06 (GMT)

emma and the royds

# Posted by Ian from Bolton - 13/05/2010, 13:59 (GMT)

The Snivelling Shits would probably object if we used their name.

# Posted by Ian from Bolton - 13/05/2010, 13:59 (GMT)

The Snivelling Shits would probably object if we used their name.

# Posted by viking - 13/05/2010, 17:09 (GMT)

there's also a band on here called "the catch afters"-think about it!!! lol!!! excellent!! ;-D

# Posted by "CRUSH" - 13/05/2010, 22:03 (GMT)

"Hugh and Stan".....(Mr. H Jardon and Mr S.Dingcock)

# Posted by "CRUSH" - 13/05/2010, 22:10 (GMT)

There was a band around Darwen area who might still be going called "The Three Shy Teds" and a duo called the "Two Hats" ....honest,guv!

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