One rule, you can only post a song lyric, and it must make reasonable sense with the previous line
This will either be funny as hell, or completely bomb with 0 posts pmsl
(Oh and post the song title and band name so that we know that you've not just made it up lol
I'll start
I was shuffling through the Texas sand, but my head's in Mississipi
(Head's in Mississipi - ZZ Top)