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14 May 2010

DALEK is a TWiT!

Filed Under : Music , Rants

Posted By : hulkamania78 | Comments : 112

Come out come out were ever you are

After posting some honest reviews of the ICE BAND and there new songs Dalek starts due to my opinions. So I am challenging the DALEK to a no holds barred Wrestling match winner takes the NWB Title. As long as he hides behind his alias cause lets get it right he is someone else on here and I know who just wonder if he will PM me or actually confess.

DALEK you have till 11pm tonight and you real persona is revealed to all. The clock is ticking rock plucker!!!

Comments

# Posted by LAST GANG IN TOWN - 14/05/2010, 16:24 (GMT)

Chris
I don't think this COWARD has got the bottle to front-up.....

# Posted by Bad Horsie (Mick) - 14/05/2010, 16:26 (GMT)

Must remember to log in after tonights gig! lol! Get 'im Hulk!

# Posted by THE STIG - 14/05/2010, 16:27 (GMT)

now now were all gods children

# Posted by The Dean Casement Trio - 14/05/2010, 16:27 (GMT)

I AM THE DALEK...!!!

# Posted by Bad Horsie (Mick) - 14/05/2010, 16:27 (GMT)

....BTW, if anyone decides that this is "cyber bullying", it isn't. It is not possible to intimidate a fictional character. :oP

# Posted by Bad Horsie (Mick) - 14/05/2010, 16:28 (GMT)

"# Posted by Ride On (AC/DC) - 14/05/2010, 16:27 (GMT)

now now were all gods children"

Hahahahahah, good one Chris.

# Posted by THE STIG - 14/05/2010, 16:28 (GMT)

NO I AM THE DALEK !

# Posted by ... - 14/05/2010, 16:31 (GMT)

No i am Dalek !!

# Posted by LAST GANG IN TOWN - 14/05/2010, 16:34 (GMT)

Chris, you're gonna have to take them all on.....

# Posted by JOHNNY MEERKAT - 14/05/2010, 16:34 (GMT)

No I am ..and so's my wife!!

# Posted by viking - 14/05/2010, 16:36 (GMT)

NO! my cat is "dalek!!!! (do you fight pussies, chris?)

# Posted by Dom Blair - Tsunami69 - 14/05/2010, 16:36 (GMT)

I'm K-9

# Posted by Roj (Black Rose) - 14/05/2010, 16:40 (GMT)

No, I'm Dalek and so'es my wife.

# Posted by BLACK PILATE - 14/05/2010, 16:44 (GMT)

I, AM, IRONMAN!!!!!

Sorry, i think I'm a bit confused.

# Posted by Dom Blair - Tsunami69 - 14/05/2010, 16:47 (GMT)

My ex-wife is a Dalek......

# Posted by viking - 14/05/2010, 16:47 (GMT)

@black pilate-"I, AM, IRONMAN!!!!!
Sorry, i think I'm a bit confused."

-damn good sabbath tuuuuuune, that-perhaps it's one of dalek's ancestors?? ;-D
@Dom Blair (the accidental guitarist)-huh-that's nothing!! MY ex wife was cousin to davros!!! ;-/

# Posted by Dom Blair - Tsunami69 - 14/05/2010, 16:50 (GMT)

@Viking - so you were the brother in law I never met?

# Posted by viking - 14/05/2010, 16:53 (GMT)

@dom blair-heh heh!!! looks like it-fortunately severed THAT connection a long time ago (phew!) don't get me started!! other's on here have and regretted it (i go on for hours about her!!) :-/

# Posted by hulkamania78 - 14/05/2010, 16:55 (GMT)

Dont worry Gaz been getting some Cage Fighting skills ill take the lot of you not the women there my kryptonite!!!!!

# Posted by Dom Blair - Tsunami69 - 14/05/2010, 16:55 (GMT)

@Viking - best that you and I never decide to have THAT conversation then - I always find it gets too competitive....

Well I had to pay this much etc. etc. etc....

Best left well alone methinks.

# Posted by Bass-tard - 14/05/2010, 16:56 (GMT)

my next door neighbor is dalek, can you go round and give him a good kicking, I will pm you his details

# Posted by viking - 14/05/2010, 16:58 (GMT)

@dom blair-sounds like a "plan" to me-"brother's in misery" is just soooooo depressing? ;-(
by the way-welcome to the madhouse that is northwest bands!! it's good, really!!! ;-D

# Posted by Dom Blair - Tsunami69 - 14/05/2010, 17:04 (GMT)

Cheers Viking, been a hoot so far.

# Posted by ST Photography - VIVA LA COMMU... - 14/05/2010, 17:12 (GMT)

Just had a quick chat with Hulk. He's shitting it in case the dalek comes forward. To quote Jack Bauer in his prime "DAMMIT CHLOE, don't bring a knife to a gun fight".

Were bordering lockdown. Keep it civil and let Hulk and Dalek thrash it out.

# Posted by Willow (of somebig™Fish) (Reti... - 14/05/2010, 17:15 (GMT)

Dalek cannot reply - he's too busy setting up his all original bands day at avenue to be announced shortly. (Portland?)
I'm sure he'll be back to answer in person soon.
not

Willowofftoburnleytonight

# Posted by Alyerpal - 14/05/2010, 17:19 (GMT)

You driving Willow?

AYP

# Posted by TEX & THE HARDCORE TROUBAD... - 14/05/2010, 17:24 (GMT)

I am robocop

# Posted by Dom Blair - Tsunami69 - 14/05/2010, 17:27 (GMT)

I am your Father (Luke)

# Posted by LAST GANG IN TOWN - 14/05/2010, 17:27 (GMT)

dead or alive, you're coming with me.....classic.

# Posted by Dom Blair - Tsunami69 - 14/05/2010, 17:30 (GMT)

My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius...

commander of the armies of the north...

general of the Felix Legions...

loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius...

father to a murdered son...

husband to a murdered wife...

and I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

# Posted by Dom Blair - Tsunami69 - 14/05/2010, 17:31 (GMT)

oh yes, it shall be mine......

Did you see what I did there?

# Posted by viking - 14/05/2010, 17:33 (GMT)

@ Dom Blair-that's weird-i could have sworn you were "maximus of sherwood"??!!!! ;-P

# Posted by Dom Blair - Tsunami69 - 14/05/2010, 17:35 (GMT)

There are some who call me... Tim?

# Posted by Rob Redfern, Black Rose,more f... - 14/05/2010, 17:35 (GMT)

re blog subject ......seriously.......who cares!! dont bother about it Hulk mate its a waste of needless energy dude :-)

# Posted by Willow (of somebig™Fish) (Reti... - 14/05/2010, 17:36 (GMT)

@Al .... yep i'm driving mate! :0(
First gig i've driven to in aaaaaaaaaages!!
You can drink as much shandy as you like ... can't yer???

Or a pint of lemonade top??

See ya laters
Willowabitpissedoffbutfeelinsorryforthecurrentmrswillow

# Posted by viking - 14/05/2010, 17:36 (GMT)

@robert redfern-so now we know-"seriously" IS dalek!!! :-D

# Posted by Rob Redfern, Black Rose,more f... - 14/05/2010, 17:38 (GMT)

davros always scared me more anyway, the daleks were and are, funny

# Posted by viking - 14/05/2010, 17:41 (GMT)

@Dom Blair- so- Death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth." hail'n'RUNAWAY!!!! ;-/

@robert redfern- "davros always scared me more anyway, the daleks were and are, funny "
told you-don't get me started, bro!!!!

# Posted by hulkamania78 - 14/05/2010, 17:42 (GMT)

Social I aint bottling it but I cant fight a computer!! And it isnt a quote from 24 ACTUALLY ST its from one of the greatest films of all time

'Typical Wop! BRINGS A KNIFE TO A GUN FIGHT' Sean Connery UNTOUCHABLES

# Posted by viking - 14/05/2010, 17:43 (GMT)

@hulkamania-bet you couldn't give my cat a pill, though!!! :-P

# Posted by 45's - 14/05/2010, 17:50 (GMT)

I am Bigus Dickus !

Or little Richard to some - lol,

Rickus

# Posted by 45's - 14/05/2010, 17:52 (GMT)

@ Hulk Chris,

Dalek is a what?, I'm sure you spell it with an A - LOL,

# Posted by Rob Redfern, Black Rose,more f... - 14/05/2010, 17:52 (GMT)

love the connery quote!! what a movie

anyway daleks can fly now so we cant run up the stairs to the top bar anymore............ :-(

# Posted by viking - 14/05/2010, 17:56 (GMT)

# Posted by hulkamania78 - 14/05/2010, 17:59 (GMT)

Rick my legal advisor has told me to change the A to an I so this blog doesnt get MOD POLICED.

Anyway on the film quotes one of my favourites

'I want your clothes your boots and your motorcycle'

The guys laughs and burns cig in Arnies chest he takes them down then George Thorogood kicks in class!!

# Posted by hulkamania78 - 14/05/2010, 18:13 (GMT)

DALEK EXPOSED!!!!

# Posted by Roj (Black Rose) - 14/05/2010, 19:51 (GMT)

Like it.

# Posted by Bass-tard - 14/05/2010, 20:01 (GMT)

Hey Hulk I've just had a PM from dalek and he rekons your soft as s$£t and can take you with 1 hand behind his back

# Posted by hulkamania78 - 14/05/2010, 20:17 (GMT)

Rob - Good for him until he does Ill stop quacking in my boots.

# Posted by viking - 14/05/2010, 20:51 (GMT)

@hulkamania-"Good for him until he does Ill stop quacking in my boots."
-so-when he/she/it sees you coming toward him he/she/it can legitimately shout "DUCK!!!!" ????? ;-D

# Posted by Bass-tard - 14/05/2010, 20:56 (GMT)

he also said for me to pass a message on.......... "I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."

and he had a french accent

# Posted by viking - 14/05/2010, 21:05 (GMT)

mind you-iffen he/she/it awaits you with nasty, big, pointy teeth, cute ears and a fluffy tail you could always use this, hm???

# Posted by Bass-tard - 14/05/2010, 21:14 (GMT)

ahhhh the old holy hand grenade of antioch, for rabbits and daleks

# Posted by viking - 14/05/2010, 21:17 (GMT)

@ Rob the bass player from out o...-not that i'm suggesting h m may be in some way related to sir robin, mind-that'd make him kinda "family"???-odin forbid!!! ;-D

# Posted by ST Photography - VIVA LA COMMU... - 14/05/2010, 21:21 (GMT)

...And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy." And the Lord did grin and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats and large chu... [At this point, the friar is urged by Brother Maynard to "skip a bit, brother"]... And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it." Amen

# Posted by viking - 14/05/2010, 21:23 (GMT)

@social tornado-you're starting to get the hang of this "satire" malarkey, aren't you, dude?? lmao!!! ;-D

# Posted by ST Photography - VIVA LA COMMU... - 14/05/2010, 21:33 (GMT)

I never didn't not get the hang of it dude never. Whoah...too many double negatives.

I don't do random very often, but when I do....I excel.

# Posted by viking - 14/05/2010, 21:36 (GMT)

@social tornado-d'ya know what's scary???? i understood what you meant!!! -think i need a lie down now or perhaps i'd better take me boots off? maybe i'm going "quackers" too!!!!! ;-/

# Posted by viking - 14/05/2010, 21:53 (GMT)

@the ice band-and i bet you thought you were just putting a couple of songs up for "review", didn't you??? heh heh!! ;-D

# Posted by John Wilkinson: - 14/05/2010, 22:26 (GMT)

Hmmmmmm so let's examine the facts Watson.

The Dalek hails from Accrington

He defends The Ice Band.

One of their members once said " DLG I love you like a brother but..."

He comes on this site immediately before or after another member here.

Go get him Hulkster ;-)

# Posted by Duke Bocks - 14/05/2010, 22:57 (GMT)

daleks in Accrington ??..oh yeh...EXPATRIATE, EXPATRIATE !!!!

# Posted by 53 Degrees North - 14/05/2010, 23:16 (GMT)

for the love of god, i'm a simple man...... please enlighten me!!!!!!

Mick

# Posted by John Wilkinson: - 14/05/2010, 23:29 (GMT)

So come in Hulkster who is he ;-)

# Posted by Mark bassist in Piggery Bandan... - 14/05/2010, 23:31 (GMT)

The witching hour has approached, wiped its feet and found a chair, sat down and is drinking a nice cup o char. My breath is held! And???

# Posted by Captain Trubshaw - 15/05/2010, 02:14 (GMT)

...........I'm Brian and so is my wife!!!........................

# Posted by Willow (of somebig™Fish) (Reti... - 15/05/2010, 02:44 (GMT)

just a quick point about the logging off and logging on .... if I log off as theBigFish and log on as Fnarr then theBigFish being logged in is visible for quite some time ... i mean, like, over 15 minutes or so ...
Willowthescientist

# Posted by dalek loves garlic - 15/05/2010, 10:03 (GMT)

pathetic

# Posted by Alyerpal - 15/05/2010, 10:04 (GMT)

WHO THE FECK IS ALICE??

# Posted by viking - 15/05/2010, 10:31 (GMT)

@dalek loves garlic -"pathetic"?-perhaps-but-hey dlg-you gotta let the people let off steam now and then-and you seem to have a degree in lighting the blue touch paper and standing well back!!! ;-/

# Posted by viking - 15/05/2010, 10:43 (GMT)

oh-and, by the way- i only posted that comment so as to be "69"-how pathetic is that???-mind you-works for me!!! heh heh!!! ;-P
(sorry, sandwich slayer!)

# Posted by ST Photography - VIVA LA COMMU... - 15/05/2010, 10:45 (GMT)

@Dalek - “Conviction is worthless unless it is converted into conduct.” Your current contribution to this community amounts to nothing. You're nothing more than a comedy hate figure. That's pathetic. I don't know why you bother.

# Posted by Whatever! - 15/05/2010, 11:51 (GMT)

Dalek you summed yourself up perfectley.

Aiden

# Posted by Willow (of somebig™Fish) (Reti... - 15/05/2010, 12:06 (GMT)

# Posted by dalek loves garlic - 15/05/2010, 10:03 (GMT)

pathetic

------------------
yup

# Posted by daleklovezgarlic - 15/05/2010, 12:07 (GMT)

you guys are nuts

# Posted by Willow (of somebig™Fish) (Reti... - 15/05/2010, 12:15 (GMT)

how's the Original Bands fest coming on Mr nobbly tin man on wheels??
i smell a rat - you've lost your garlic!!

# Posted by 53 Degrees North - 15/05/2010, 16:22 (GMT)

If you think things are so bad round here DLG, why not sod off and find another forum where you'll be appreciated? There are zillions of them in internet-land!

You do absolutely and utterly bring all this on yourself.

Mick

ps. Hello!!!!!! Mr Hulk!!!!!! It's way past 11pm last night, and 11am this morning! Where's our promised outing?!!

# Posted by viking - 15/05/2010, 16:23 (GMT)

@dalek-"you guys are nuts"-

why-thank you-there y'go-you can be nice iffen you want to??
(see you've acquired a modicum of taste as well and given up garlic?) :-p

# Posted by Bad Horsie (Mick) - 15/05/2010, 16:31 (GMT)

Viking, it's not him. It's another troll account.

# Posted by viking - 15/05/2010, 16:34 (GMT)

@bad horsie(mick) nahhh, mick-there can be only one? (purleeeeese!!) ;-/

# Posted by 45's - 15/05/2010, 16:47 (GMT)

"I've got to get my eye tested" said the Dalek climbing off the dust bin - lol,

Rick.

# Posted by 53 Degrees North - 17/05/2010, 01:09 (GMT)

right. i now DEMAND that the 11pm contract be filled!!

tell me who it is. pllllleeaaaassssssssseeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mick

# Posted by hulkamania78 - 17/05/2010, 08:58 (GMT)

Sorry Mick FDalek is now wanting to fight me. PM sent offering me out. Bit sad really told him to check the WHATEVER gig guide I aint hard to find. Sad when your gonna be outed how desperate people get to keep a secret.

# Posted by 53 Degrees North - 17/05/2010, 10:41 (GMT)

that is quite laughable really!!

pathetic - but laughable!

Mick

# Posted by Loverockets - 17/05/2010, 12:29 (GMT)

Wow Chris your the only person ive ever heard of that can upset a troll! haha

# Posted by LAST GANG IN TOWN - 17/05/2010, 12:40 (GMT)

Chris....better watch out in case he exterminates you.....

# Posted by hulkamania78 - 17/05/2010, 16:01 (GMT)

Gaz I know must of hit a nerve. Ill bodyslam him into submission the punk!!

Daz - I know the stupid thing is he is serious the muppet!!!

whatever - are appearing at the COACH AND HORSES SHAW FRIDAY AND THE RYECROFT CHEADLE SATURDAY.

# Posted by viking - 17/05/2010, 16:16 (GMT)

@hulkamania78-you might have a bit of a dillema iffen he/she/it is wearing a catsuit though, dude??!!! and watch out doing bodyslams in shaw-some passing gorby chavette migh think you're being extremely romantic and want to join in!!! "the count shall be three"!!! heh heh!!:-D

# Posted by LAST GANG IN TOWN - 17/05/2010, 16:17 (GMT)

Chris.....so he's a Punk eh.....or did you mean it in the Clint Eastwood way.....
I'm on nights this weekend so I'll not out to play, catch you boys soon.
Gary

# Posted by Whatever! - 17/05/2010, 16:21 (GMT)

Dalek what will you be wearing this weekend.
Just so i know its you...i will have a red rose in my Lapel.

Aiden

# Posted by LAST GANG IN TOWN - 17/05/2010, 16:25 (GMT)

oooohhh...a wed wose.

# Posted by Whatever! - 17/05/2010, 16:28 (GMT)

LOL Gaz....or my LGIT Badge.
Anyway he can go and f*ck himself.
Have a good one at work..not.
Catch you soon.

# Posted by LAST GANG IN TOWN - 17/05/2010, 16:41 (GMT)

Aiden....at least you got a badge.....unlike the tough-talking 'Stretford Strangler' who's never allowed out.....

# Posted by Bad Horsie (Mick) - 17/05/2010, 16:42 (GMT)

His owner just a little boy with a BIG keyboard! :oD

We should all fear the wrath of the mighty Dalek, just so he can get a little extra use out of those Marigold gloves and tub of swarfega.

# Posted by viking - 17/05/2010, 16:49 (GMT)

@bad horsie(mick)-"just so he can get a little extra use out of those Marigold gloves and tub of swarfega."

-ermmm-my freya says i look "very fetching" in her marigolds and holding a tub of swarfega--........doh!!! too much information there, methinks!!! :-/
i'll get me apron!!!!

# Posted by Whatever! - 17/05/2010, 16:49 (GMT)

PMSL The Stretford Strangeler...ha ha ha.

Lol Mick...perfectley summed up.

Aiden

# Posted by hulkamania78 - 17/05/2010, 17:27 (GMT)

Gaz you know me I aint a fighter most of the time but I aint taking shit from a prick on here. And I am not allowed out also I dont usually go out to watch other bands to much like a busmans. However I do want my LGIT badge.

And its the Stretford Muff Diver actually!!!!

# Posted by LAST GANG IN TOWN - 17/05/2010, 19:02 (GMT)

Chris
If you want a badge so badly you've got to get a pass-out and come to a gig....or I can drop you one off at your nans, first home game of next season....I park down Stanley rd don't forget.....

# Posted by Loverockets - 18/05/2010, 12:35 (GMT)

Stretford strangler hahaha funny!

# Posted by 45's - 19/05/2010, 01:45 (GMT)

DALEK IS A TW_T .... Pick your vowel,

Ricardo.

# Posted by hulkamania78 - 19/05/2010, 11:25 (GMT)

Rick it was twit with an A but the blog police got me to change it due to my blog being to offensive!!!

# Posted by ~ THE SUG4R BULLETS ~ - 19/05/2010, 12:08 (GMT)

Can't believe this blogs got 100 posts...well..now 101

# Posted by ST Photography - VIVA LA COMMU... - 19/05/2010, 14:12 (GMT)

Another Hulkamania 100+ post blog. On the one hand, it proves how popular his blogs are. On the other hand, we'll never hear the fekkin end of it!!

# Posted by James - Metalleeka - 19/05/2010, 14:25 (GMT)

never before have I seen fuss about someone who doesn't really exist since..... easter? xmas?? :p

# Posted by Bad Horsie (Mick) - 19/05/2010, 14:27 (GMT)

If the target of the blog wasn't so comprehensively unpopular this blog would have died a death. lol.
Proof positive that the owner of the dalek account is a socially retarded flat dick.

# Posted by Alyerpal - 19/05/2010, 14:28 (GMT)

Hulk - here's an 'o' for your 'too'

Alyerferchriste'ssakespeelitritepall

# Posted by Willow (of somebig™Fish) (Reti... - 19/05/2010, 14:48 (GMT)

"never before have I seen fuss about someone who doesn't really exist since..... easter? xmas?? :p "

haha - love it!
Willow

# Posted by hulkamania78 - 19/05/2010, 18:28 (GMT)

Social its class 100 plus Blog police put your politically correct monitoring and go extreminate a DALEK!!! Sorry better wathc out he might want to fight me again. Thing is he was trying to see how I am gonna out him otherwise he would come to our gigs this weekend seeing as though he feels so strongly towards me the gimp!"

# Posted by dalek loves garlic - 20/05/2010, 09:47 (GMT)

I can't come and see you, I'm busy. Besides, i wouldn't waste my time watching a bad covers band

# Posted by hulkamania78 - 20/05/2010, 11:34 (GMT)

Dalek not talking about coming to see WHATEVER, You wanted to see me personally didnt you big boy. Anyway couldnt give 2 fucks if you think were bad earned loads from doing it and your crap originals stuff probably earned you fuck all. Now go and log onto that other computer on your other persona BIG BOY!!!

# Posted by Whatever! - 20/05/2010, 15:23 (GMT)

No Dalek we are an indie/pop/rock covers band.
I have never heard of bad!!!!!!!!!

Aiden

# Posted by dalek loves garlic - 20/05/2010, 15:59 (GMT)

See Hulk, it IS all about money with you

And FYI, I don't have 2 computers

# Posted by TEX & THE HARDCORE TROUBAD... - 20/05/2010, 16:16 (GMT)

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