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18 May 2010

musical totty

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Posted By : Rob Redfern, Black Rose,more flange..and more cowbell.. | Comments : 55

for the ladies and the gents as well

dont let us push you aside ladies with our blokish bantering,

and keep this blog clean this is a family site, innuendo is ok but any filth i will swiftly delete............................

ok who i regard as sexy musical ladies, theres prob more but these spring to mind

Steve Nicks circa Rumours era(still nice though even now, well cos its still Stevie Nicks isnt it)

Susannah Hoffs(The Bangles)

Christina Scabbia (Lacuna Coil)

Nancy Wilson (Heart)

Madonna (in the 1980s and 1990s)

Debbie Harry wooooooooaaaaarrrrrrr

Doro Pesch

any of Girls Aloud

Belinda Carlisle

Bananarama(still very nice)

Tarja Turunen (former Nightwish)

Beyonce

new entry Fergie (Black Eyed Peas) and Nicole Scherzinger (Pussycat Dolls)

and dont forget girls dont be left out, by all means tell us your top famous musical chaps that get your pulses racing

Rob

Comments

# Posted by TEX & THE HARDCORE TROUBAD... - 18/05/2010, 15:27 (GMT)

mmmm Shakira mmmm

# Posted by Scott - Metalleeka - 18/05/2010, 15:36 (GMT)

Susan Boyle.....ooooh mama....oooops did I say that out loud?????
DOH!!!!!

# Posted by TEX & THE HARDCORE TROUBAD... - 18/05/2010, 15:44 (GMT)

you do realise that this is gonna turn into a page full of pin ups dont you?

# Posted by LAST GANG IN TOWN - 18/05/2010, 15:55 (GMT)

Beth Ditto
Alison Moyet
Kelly Osbourne
Amy Winehouse
Mel C

It's enough to make a bloke smash his cock off.....

# Posted by Jez (Route 69) - 18/05/2010, 16:09 (GMT)

LGIT, which pub are you in thats obviously doing a good beer (goggle) promotion!!!.. be round shortly!!

saying that, when i was younger i fancied the singer of Girlschool... i think it was cos she was female!

loved Suzi Quattro too though, she was a babe

# Posted by James - Metalleeka - 18/05/2010, 16:10 (GMT)

@ Outlaws...

this'll put you off ya vinegar stroke..

# Posted by LAST GANG IN TOWN - 18/05/2010, 16:16 (GMT)

OOOOOFFFFFFOOOOORRRRRFFFFFUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKSSSSSSAAAAAAKKKKKKKEEEEEEE

# Posted by ~ THE SUG4R BULLETS ~ - 18/05/2010, 16:16 (GMT)

Brody Dalle from The Distillers...pure filth
Voice is awesome too...

# Posted by LAST GANG IN TOWN - 18/05/2010, 16:18 (GMT)

Jez C
Yeah, when she was young and in a certain light that Kim Girlshool bird was hot, she's knackered now though.....

# Posted by LAST GANG IN TOWN - 18/05/2010, 16:22 (GMT)

Dean
Yeah real classy bird.....just imagine bringing her home to meet your mother.....hey is that a young Bobby Charlton on drums.....

# Posted by Dom Blair - Tsunami69 - 18/05/2010, 16:28 (GMT)

Lisa Dominique - Well heeeeelllllo there........

# Posted by viking - 18/05/2010, 16:31 (GMT)

my freya doing her "marianne faithfull" impersonation on acoustic guitar. unfortunately, she then ruins it by sing leonard cohen songs!! :-/

# Posted by Dom Blair - Tsunami69 - 18/05/2010, 16:31 (GMT)

Not exactly totty, however with names like this I felt they deserved a place on the blog....

The Shaggs & Fanny - priceless!

# Posted by Whatever! - 18/05/2010, 16:33 (GMT)

Rob...not the scouse one out of Girls aloud!!!!!!!

# Posted by Bad Horsie (Mick) - 18/05/2010, 16:43 (GMT)

Even the one out of Girls Aloud that looks like Lily Savage????

Gabriella Cilmi
Shania Twain
Maria Carey
Shakira
Debbie Harry
Amy Lee
Gretchen Wilson
Selena Gomez

# Posted by 53 Degrees North - 18/05/2010, 16:56 (GMT)

Pink.

There are more attractive singers on the planet, but none are sexier or have a better voice.

after that there's princess Cheryl of Cole. I defy any of you to tell me you wouldn't do a stretch for some Cheryl-lovin..... pmsl!

Here endeth the sexy-singer-gospel according to Mick....

Mick

# Posted by Dom Blair - Tsunami69 - 18/05/2010, 16:58 (GMT)

Shakira has to have a shout from me too - just make sure you don't confuse her breasts with mountains.....

+1 on Amy Lee
Lita Ford from some years ago
Allanah Myles

More will come to me (if only they would......)

# Posted by Jez (Route 69) - 18/05/2010, 16:59 (GMT)

karen carpenter might have been alright but youd have been like... lets go for a kebab tonight love, im sick of frickin lettuce for tea...
Alternatively, there would be weird (even if wrong) bragging rights about doing jimmy crankie, imagine sharing that with your mates after a few scoops!

# Posted by Willow (of somebig™Fish) (Reti... - 18/05/2010, 17:00 (GMT)

what can i say - i had a crush, and it's never gone away!!

and

jennifer batten

and just some gratuitous female guitar shot!!

Willow

# Posted by CATDOG - 18/05/2010, 17:00 (GMT)

Ah yes, the wonderful Ms Cole/Tweedy.
Shania Twain./Pink/Lil Kim/
Katherine Jenkins - wow
Judie Tzuke ( 20 yrs ago)

# Posted by Jez (Route 69) - 18/05/2010, 17:01 (GMT)

i dont mean "sharing"... although theres nowt wrong with that if thats your thing :)

# Posted by Jez (Route 69) - 18/05/2010, 17:03 (GMT)

she can polish my headstock any day willow

# Posted by Rob Redfern, Black Rose,more f... - 18/05/2010, 17:05 (GMT)

How did I miss shania twain off my list, good call Michael

I used to like Louise from Eternal, now Louise Redknapp, what a cutie

# Posted by Willow (of somebig™Fish) (Reti... - 18/05/2010, 17:06 (GMT)

LOL @ Crankie! Funnily enough one of our brethren was, er, , er, "looked after" by JC lookalikie up in Blackpool! LOL - no names no pack drill ...
Willow
"looked after" in a secular way of course!

# Posted by Willow (of somebig™Fish) (Reti... - 18/05/2010, 17:07 (GMT)

Rob, d'ya not think our Lou has gone a bit bloody skinny since her Eternal days ... I mean she was never fat, but ... skin's 'angin off her now!
Willow

# Posted by Willow (of somebig™Fish) (Reti... - 18/05/2010, 17:08 (GMT)

When are the girlies gonna comment???

:0)

Willow

# Posted by Rob Redfern, Black Rose,more f... - 18/05/2010, 17:10 (GMT)

I bet the girls will mention Jon Bon Jovi at some point

# Posted by Mark bassist in Piggery Bandan... - 18/05/2010, 17:26 (GMT)

Ok my tuppence worth from hair rock heaven....

Lee Aaron (voice like a welder .... but "suuurrrwwwweeeeet baby jebus")
Fiona (dont think she had a second name .... in my mind Im sure it was Phwwooooarrrr .... she would take me from flop to pop in 20 seconds which is twice as long as i manage now :o))
Joan Jett ....hmmmmmm just thinking of her makes me feel like im back climbing the rope at school!

Need a lie down now .... and a flannel!

# Posted by Shedbuilder - 18/05/2010, 17:32 (GMT)

Samantha Meloney - drums with Hole and did a sting with the old Motley Crue amongst others.
Also Shelley Preston when she was on the Brian May back to the light tour - Mmmmmmmmm

# Posted by grooverman - 18/05/2010, 17:35 (GMT)

When I was growing up there was NO contest who was on my wall !!!
I give you
Debbie Harry

# Posted by Rob Redfern, Black Rose,more f... - 18/05/2010, 17:36 (GMT)

Joan jett I was gonna put that, I didn't think anyone else would say that, hot

spose the Runaways were a selection of hotties then!

# Posted by grooverman - 18/05/2010, 17:37 (GMT)

Honourable mention to Strawberry switchblade

# Posted by Rob Redfern, Black Rose,more f... - 18/05/2010, 17:39 (GMT)

Yep what's really cool about our Debbie is that she had the attitude as well

damn how the hell have I and everyone else missed Agnetha from ABBA, stunning!

# Posted by LAST GANG IN TOWN - 18/05/2010, 17:59 (GMT)

Pat Benetar anyone.....
And who way that bird who sang 'what if God was one of us'
I'd smash the Granny out of her.....

# Posted by Massive Electric Storm - 18/05/2010, 18:09 (GMT)

Debbie Debbie Debbie!!!!

Not keen on Pat Benatar, a bit scrawny for me. Always looked as if she had 'issues'. A bit like Patti Smith but without the underarm hair.

Talking of underarm hair, how about Nena:

BTW, nobody is sexier right now than Gabriela Cilmi. IMHO, of course.

# Posted by ST Photography - VIVA LA COMMU... - 18/05/2010, 18:29 (GMT)

........til it fell off.

END OF BLOG.

# Posted by Bad Horsie (Mick) - 18/05/2010, 18:49 (GMT)

"# Posted by Piggery Bandana - 18/05/2010, 17:26 (GMT)

Ok my tuppence worth from hair rock heaven....

Lee Aaron"

My missus used to get mistaken for her. 8o)

# Posted by 53 Degrees North - 18/05/2010, 18:58 (GMT)

Damn good call on Wendy James - she can enter my now complete all-time top 3!!

Mick

# Posted by Anthem - 18/05/2010, 19:31 (GMT)

Wendy O'Williams from the Plasmatics

oh my lord

# Posted by Glyn H - 18/05/2010, 19:33 (GMT)

that Orianthi bird that is famous for not touring with Michael Jackson

# Posted by Glyn H - 18/05/2010, 19:34 (GMT)

# Posted by Roj (Black Rose) - 18/05/2010, 21:53 (GMT)

Hattie Jaques.

# Posted by Rob Redfern, Black Rose,more f... - 18/05/2010, 22:04 (GMT)

Alicia keys and leona lewis

orianthi I like her as well

# Posted by Mick Green - 18/05/2010, 22:25 (GMT)

In addition to those fine minxettes already listed:

Andrea Corr (Even though I've got bigger norks than she had - it still wouldn't put me off)
Alesha Dixon (legs right up to her arse as my Grandad used to say)
Tawny Kitaen (ok - she wasn't musical but she was in the videos...)
Kylie
Mel B
Cerys Matthews

And to LGIT:

"Beth Ditto
Alison Moyet
Kelly Osbourne
Amy Winehouse
Mel C

It's enough to make a bloke smash his cock off....."

I think I've just laughed mine off at that post!

# Posted by Steve Slinger - 18/05/2010, 22:40 (GMT)

Kim Wilde:

Heidi Range:

Charlotte Hatherley:

Excellent Blog!

# Posted by The Cottonhouse Shakers - 18/05/2010, 23:18 (GMT)

I mentioned her on a blog the other day - yep I have to agree with ST.

and a less obvious one-

# Posted by Jez (Route 69) - 18/05/2010, 23:22 (GMT)

sorry, but sinead o connor is in fact the goalkeeper, shay given... i know this cos she once stood next to me for a piss...

# Posted by The Cottonhouse Shakers - 18/05/2010, 23:27 (GMT)

Haha, it was actually a close call between Sinead and Rokia Traore, in the end I opted for Rokia. To be honest Whitney Houston would defo be there but I hold her responsible for 99% of female X Factor contestants who have the bloody "Whitney Jaw"

# Posted by TEX & THE HARDCORE TROUBAD... - 19/05/2010, 08:35 (GMT)

@ Steelfield, thats a fella.....
who can omit Vanessa Paradis

Joe la Taxi home anyone?

# Posted by Delirium - 19/05/2010, 10:39 (GMT)

Currently it's Shakira and Cristina Scabbia.
Anyone seen the spoof Shakira/Danzig duet - brilliant!

Jon

# Posted by Ian from Bolton - 19/05/2010, 17:46 (GMT)

I always fancied their bassist Micki (with the red hair), but she was the least likely one to be snagged!

I said snagged.

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# Posted by Rob Redfern, Black Rose,more f... - 19/05/2010, 19:22 (GMT)

yep great call on wendy james, i used to have the transvision vamp albums on tape lol, pop art and velveteen

# Posted by Invisible Ducks - 20/05/2010, 00:31 (GMT)

Hayley Williams from paramore she is hot

# Posted by 5th Element - 21/05/2010, 17:37 (GMT)

@Kerbcrawlers,great call! I thought i was the only bloke in the world that fancied the bassist! Must be a bass thing!

Sussannah Hoffs was top totty though,no getting into our bathroom when she was on TOTP! lol!

Innuendo

# Posted by Steve H - 21/05/2010, 20:31 (GMT)

Faith Hill
Kathy Mattea
Alison Krauss
Ashton Shepherd

Anyone spot the general theme here??

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