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Liam Gallagher for me as well, and his brother, Noel, aint much better.

Liam Gallagher here. Followed by Axl.

Wasn't it Noel who got attacked on stage?

Oh and the answer is BONO.

i will 2nd Axl Rose...like the music but he was/is a tool.

as for the biggest head in rock

Liam Twat Gallagher

Dead heat between BONIO and STING. Both lecture us about hunger/poverty/environment, and both dodge taxes that could help the poor and both pollute massively! (I also seem to remember Sting knocking down some rain forest to build a tennis/health centre).

Jon

Fred Flintstone.....
OR
Bob Geldoff.....give me you f**kin money NOW.....

choice of three for me
1/ Jimmy Pursey of Sham 69, I cant stand the sight of him and detest hurry up harry and if the kids are united shite....soz LGIT
2/BONO......dont need a reason other than he just is!
3/ Sharon Osboune, I know she isn't a rock performer but she is still a part of the rock world.....unfortunately

Dont know if this is right or not but i heard Van Morrison and Peter Frampton are tw@ts to work with?

Defo Liam,according to a mate that works on security in Harrods theyve had some issues with Liam in there haha

Mr Outlaw
No need to apologise matey....it's all about opinions and tastes.....obviously you have none....he he he.....

@LGIT.........still an old punk tho so must have some taste hey ? ;-P

Liam Gallagher

John Lennon was renowned to be a bit of a nasty tool back in 60's

Frank Sinatra... not rock, but probably out-did even Liam in the tosser stakes

Michael Schenker's up there for me.

I was at the infamous UFO gig at Manchester Apollo in 2000 where Schenker had his meltdown (one of many, apparently). He was so drunk/stoned that his guitar playing was embarrassing, tried to pick a fight with Phil Mogg and at then end sarcastically thanked the audience while they were booing him.

Great guitarist but what a cock!

Pete

BONO... If there was one person I would love to have a fight with it would be him, I'd fist the fucker to death... It's actually winding me up thinkin about how much I would like to twat him... Then I'd set fire to AC/DC...!!! Then I'd go after Steve Vai the fuckin posing, feminine, wanker... I've heard that he is actually a lovely bloke but everythin about him on stage, his playing the lot makes me want to murder..... How could I for get Yngwie Malmsteeendnkfbvkbfiwfi or however the fuck you spell his name... I would well kick his arse he is the king supremo of wankers, he actually make steveie vai look alright in comparison, what a cock... I could sleep at night safe in the knowledge knowing that I have killed him and his family, oh god what a tosser... Who else is there? oh Neil Schlong he's another rock cock, I'd do him in too. VINCE NIEL FUCKIN HELL... I would love to volly his bollocks right out through the tip of his penis and get Gary Moore to catch them in his mouth at gun point and make him choke on his balls... I dont like Gary Moore either, the ugly bastard. Whos that dick out of whitesnake David Cockerdale he'd get it anall.

What a top blog this was, quite enjoyed it... Better than therapy.

Dean x

Oh yeah Jam Night tonight @ The C;arence Bury from 9pm x

@Dean ....try Dr Headburger,404 Berkely street, Carlisle.
Works wonders with anger management.
Here is my list of Cocks:
Liam and Noel Gallagher - twat
Morrissey-twat
Marty Pellow-smarmy twat
van morrison-fat twat
axl rose - nasal cat strangled twat
jimmy somerville - TWAT
Gerry Marsden -t.w.a.t. ( hate that 60`s mersey beat shit )

Chris (#1 twat)

I rekon we get Mick Hucknall and Marty Pellow to fight to the death, naked. then when one of 'ems dead we kill the last one standing anyway.

John Lennon
Bono
Paul Weller
Lars Ulrich
Ali Campbell
Chris Martin

ALL T**TS...

I'm going to say Chris Martin is up there...

F### Me...I forgot about Paul Weller, good shout .
What a prize twaaaaaaat.

the mellow dramatic fat potentail sweetie fekkin fat b'stard MEATLOAF.
I hate the fat fekker!!!
talentless waster!!!

gene simmonds has to be up there with 'em??!! "i'm so fekkin' great"!! b*llocks!!

Yeah. Liam's a twat for sure......
but I'll tell you what....that Mika gets right on my TITS.

Fuck me, how did I miss Morrisey? UberTWAT!!

Mika....ah yes. Excellent call my friend.
Did you know that "Mika" is latin for Twat ?

actually I made that bit up, but it`s probably correct.

I agree with all the above apart from Bono and Sting. I' not a twat though. lol

Elton John's up his own arse !

So much so, that his snot is brown.

@the 45's-yep-it's just surprising there's any room left for him, though?? ;-D

hahaha

anyway-you don't spell "twit" with an "A"-ask hulkamania!!! ;-D

Liam Gallagher. No contest.

Viking and the band Kiss, get a room ha ha !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

does anyone find Liam Gallagher funny in a laugh at him what a wally way?

i like stings music and the Police, but as a person errrr......

richie blackmore love his purple work, what a player, but i think to be in a band with him, errrr no way Pedro

hes played it a bit cool lately , its gone a bit quiet from that lad or lass this week?..........

@robert redfern(metalleeeka)-"Viking and the band Kiss, get a room ha ha !!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
huh! ain't no room big enough to hold simmond's head, far as i'm concerned,bro!! did anyone hear him on steve berry/rock radio a while back?? 'nuff said!! ;-/

cant believe it took 36 posts before DLG got a mention - take it Hulks on holiday!!
For me though, hes getting some votes, the man Axl - if ever a man was so deluded by his own self importance to the world... i know its easy to have a go at sting and bono but i think they must mean well, and Liam G's just dumb as feck but for me Axl, or should i call him by his now full name, Guns N Roses! PhD, 1st class in twatness!

paul mccartney heads so far up his arse,even worse now lennon/harrison have died,also van morrison/morrisey/gary moore love his music but if he aint top billing he couldnt care less,met him once the most pretentious prick you could talk to

yes yes yes its no contest! liam.... im an ungratefull, ignorant, arogant,misirable,piece of dog shit, gallagher!!

What about Ginger (steptoe) Baker. Miserable, hasn't got a good word to say about anybody, moaning, twat!

We did a couple (or three) Van Morrison numbers lately due to adding the Oirish influence to the set ,,, and at one venue some guy came up and said .."Oy, those van morrison numbers yer did, you should be a van morrison tribute act ... " I said, oh, do you think I sound a bit like him then .........




No, yer a fuckin fat miserable twat!!


charming!
Willow

Ginger baker had an interview in classic rock, one of the funniest things in a long time, just total moaning, a lot of readers suggesting he should have a monthly column :-)

Yeah lars ulrich, indeed!!

liam & noel, bono too
all tw@ts

Mark

Even though I admire Jeff Beck and his on the edge playing style and innovation, he's a twat.

Let's face it, anyone who enjoys celebrity because of accidental proficiency in an art form and thinks they deserve it because they are "special" is, in fact, a twat.

Mick Hucknall,Phil Collins etc..............there are just too many !

Paul Macartney
Ringo Starr

Do the spice girls count?

yep the spice girls are included, its impossible to watch this without thinking "oh just f**k off girls" :-)

Liam Gallagher and pete doherty the biggest twats ever some people don't deserve a music career.