And Cowell's killing the pub scene
This probably doesn't matter to most of you, but I've just got to get this off my chest.
I really, really loathe and detest (and I mean REALLY) all these 'reality contest' shows, that let 'the audience' decide who wins (yeah, right). 'What do we do with a moron like Maria', 'Which Rat is going to play Toto and Dorothy' are bad enough (and I'm not even going to mention the celebrity shite), but the worst are the Cowellesk ones. You know 'The Ex Fekktor', Plop Idol and, worst of all 'Britain's Dross Talent'.
Now you would think that would mean I hate Mr Cowell, but actually, you've got to respect the man. He gets paid by the television companies for the right to use and broadcast the program. He gets paid by the same companies to be a judge on the program. He gets first chance of contracting the performers (whether they go on to win or not - and I'm pretty sure he engineers it so that the ones HE wants DON'T win), and I'll bet the contracts are very liberal to him and very prohibitive to the contractees. He then gets to fleece them for as much as possible for their (usually) very short career.
He makes Alan Sugar look like an apprentice!
The problem I have with these programmes is that about 98% of the 'sheeple' (to borrow Gary LGIT's term) out there actually believe they have a say in what is going on, and that the people (and dogs apparently) they are watching really do have talent. These shows also seem to be massively addictive, because everyone who watches them always says 'I only watch the heats because the knobheads are dead funny', but then rant on to me how the wrong person won (again - surprise!)
Now my friends and friends to be (and this is NOT brown nosing or having a love fest Mr Casement), we all know that Britain has indeed got talent, but on a Saturday night it is mostly out playing in pubs up and down this shining isle, and NOT watching the box or prancing about infront of Si Cowell and chums. Because the real talent either made it pro, or took a side step and had a family and job and now plays as a hobby, but is often better than the ones who made it big.
I truly believe that it is that choice that seperates most of us from the 'ones who made it', and it is simply that they had enough belief in their talent at an early age to sacrifice everything on the chance of 'making it big', whilst the rest of us wanted to have relatively 'normal' lives, which generally involves mortgages, families, jobs and responsibility. That doesn't mean we're not good at it.
And I'm not just speculating. In the last three months or so, I have managed to see 12 bands when I wasn't gigging, and although they were very varied genres, abilities and ages , and some were better than others, not one of them was bad. Not one. I would honestly say that on a scale of 1-10, all the musicians I have seen were between 7 and 10. For people who do this for a hobby, we all seem to be pretty serious about doing it well. And don't just take my word for it, read the reviews other people put on (plus, you know yourselves - you've seen bands aswell).
But ofcouse, instead of supporting you lot by coming out to the pubs and watching you and having a drink and a laugh and keeping the pubs going, the brainwashed masses are sitting at home infront of the goggle box and supporting Simon Cowell. (I bet he gets a cut of the phone vote money aswell!)
So, my point is this:
I think Britain HAS got talent, but it isn't on the telly on a Saturday night.
I think Simon Cowell is killing the pub gigging scene.
I think you lot are superb and remain
Alyerpal
p.s.PLEASE STOP WATCHING THAT DRIVEL OR THEY'LL KEEP PUTTING IT ON!!!!!