... NWB's Answer to 'The Stig'
... Cries after sex and sees the beauty of it represented through the colours and the rhythm of the blood flowing through his loins.
... Prays to the Lord Bumshanka that the seeds of his nads will be ever fruitful in the belly of his women.
... Speaks to his partner only through interpretive dance.
... At weekends he goes to retreats to learn how to breath through his third eyelid and drinks his own piss.
... He can communicate with animals not in there native tongue but a universal language he developed in partnership with swampy while being chained to a Boeing 757 landing gear in protest against terminal 3 at Manchester airport.
... At night he uses nipple clamps on his testicles to remind him of gods gift to him and all because he likes it a little bit too much.
... He believes that bird shit is a gift from the great power in the sky.