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For me it would have to Randy Rhoades - 1st guitarist I listened to as opposed to "the whole song", just think everything he did was really thought out and not off the cuff. At the other extreme, cos i'd want a contrast, preferably a wildman to get the party up to the next level, so it was a toss up between Chris Holmes - but he's dry now, somebody from Crue (could ask Mick Mars the secret of eternal youth; he's now older than Yoda) but i think I'd go for Kieth Richards. I'm not even a big stones fan but hes been massively famous with bugger all and massively famous with all the trappings, must have a story or ten!!

And for me it would have to be Pamela Anderson who I believe plays a recorder and Megan Fox who also did some recorder at school.... oh and a bath full of baked beanz

Cheers Bass-tard!!! Ive now got a vision of me with a corpse and Keith Richards in a bathtub of beans!!! I wont sleep tonight!!!

in that case can I change my suggestions to Thora Hird and Cathy Staff!!! Some experience there fellas! Teeth out and party!!!

Cool post.

Gotta be Billy Gibbons and Angus Young for me. Then a toss up prob between Lyndsey Buckingham, Rick Parfitt, John Mayer, Alex Skolnick and Jeff Hanneman.

John Mayer I love his relaxed vibe but he seems like a smarmy twat. Like he may ooze and drip some greasy fluid over me, so I'd probably leave him out.

Billy and Angus can do more with one note than most can with a whole arsenal of scales and tricks. I'd love a section of the video were they routine humiliate Clapton with their solos for his 1'4'5, blues by numbers, I'm so great I could do this whilst sitting on the bog type approach.

Skolnick for technique purely. Hanneman for sheer attitude and his love of Heineken. Parfitt cos the man is a machine. Creatively Buckingham is probably my fave.

In fact I'd leave Angus out as he doesn't drink much apparently.
Maybe just a video of Gibbons, Parfitt and Hanneman in the pub and I'd be the happiest bloke ever.

Ah like that is it.
Sharleen Spiteri
Scarlett Johanssen
That'll do I reckon.

For me it would have to be Ritchie Blackmnore - spent my youth locked in my room trying to unlock the secrets of his playing. never really succeeded. His alternate picking is the best I have ever seen. Also he like to punch the odd reporter apparently which is never a bad thing. That added to the fact he stuck to the strat sound when all around him in that genre were using Les Paul's, Flying Vs and superstrats etc. He always had that different and melodic sound

Second would be Michael Shenker just to ask him where it all went wrong :-| After recording Rock bottom at the tender age of 18 to being pissed and playing out of tune not too long ago. All that talent going to waste. Just watch the solo's from the early live versions of Rock bottom and lights out on YouTube, absolutely stunning

Third would have to be Dave Gilmour. The tone master. His solo's and sound almost bring tears to my eyes at times and his lap steel solo's are brilliant. I would kill for his tone and technique

I may be tempted to swap one of the birds for Dave Grohl foo fighters chap, He's worked with everyone and it would be interesting to see how Nirvana were when they started............ naa he can piss off get Carmen Electra back in the bath with Pam and toot the purple oboe girls

what happened to Megan Fox!?

swapped for Carmen, a tough but necessary decision I had to take based entirely on chest size

Still sticking with Thora!!!

BB King - a totaly humbling experiance I'm sure.

Angus - as previously mentioned

Imelda May + beans

Noel Gallagher....just so i could smash him over the head with the guitar i had just asked him to sign. (City scum)

Mark knopfler...tone,Finger picking technique etc.

Joe satriani...love his playing and even i have more hair than him.
double bonus.

"Noel Gallagher....just so i could smash him over the head with the guitar i had just asked him to sign. (City scum)"

classic !!

@ Jez C "Still sticking with Thora!!! " your a perv and need to see someone

It goes without saying that your a perv anyway

"Noel Gallagher....just so i could smash him over the head with the guitar i had just asked him to sign. (City scum)"

Oh dear not another Bitter Red :-|

Oh aye Charlize is a leggy goodun but gotta keep Scarlett for her lips, she's a fine lass.

What I mean is Clapton is good enough to play it on the bog but he looks as if he is. He look totally disengaged with a faraway look in his eyes, almost as if he's thinking about what to have for his tea.
I'm not really a fan of the more trad blues arrangement 12 bar with a turnaround so I'm prob biased. I tend to like stuff sounds primitive but if you delve in it isn't, hence Angus and Gibbons.

I quite like Clapton's 80's period more than his blues stuff. I find I like his voice more than his playing generally. Just a boring, trapped in my own rectum opinion of mine I know.

Ideal age Bass-tard!! Think about it; come in late after a friday sesh, they'll have switched off or taken their hearing aid out, wont even hear you come into the bedroom...... no need to even wake 'em!!!

Jez, I have decided your a man I could get to like, your over the hill like me, like rock music of all types like me, have the morals of a skunk like me, I think we should form a band called "thora hird" and play cool rock music right away

Bass-Tard ... how about Th'Hurd Reich!! LOL at my own comments and dont care!! :0)

sounds good, need some sleazy tunes now IE
beer drinkers and hell raisers zz top
born to raise hell motorhead
crazy bitch buckcherry
girls girls girls motley crue
etc