NWB - Community Blog

Angus Young , a bannana and some cornflakes and about the size of a small bannana

Randy Rhoads, bacon and egg sandwich, and next time i'm in Tescos I will do a banana size comparison and post it!

too many to mention, two egg and bacon butties plus a gallon of coffee, depends on what time of day it is.

Dean Casement, toast, massive eye watering python the kind normally seen on dark gentlemen

@bass-tard-" massive eye watering python the kind normally seen on dark gentlemen"
ALLEGEDLY!!!:-P

The Tesco banana comparison ... every little helps!!!

Brian may, kelloggs fruit and fibre and a cinammon and raisin bagel, and .....I've sometimes called the horse, but not sure why..

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nuff said

j from steelfield, j from steelfield he's about 6 foot!!!!
hope he dont see this!! hahahaha.....

At the moment - Martin Taylor, nothing, My dick is 5' 8" and his wife (my sister in law) is 5' 7". We are not a big family.

yep that was my thought too, cant be anything else.

I've been called a donkey..............But that was on the football field.

Favourite guitarist - Rick Nielsen
Breakfast - I rarely bother.
... and most importantly - Big enough to fill a pram.

Ian

tom dilong, toste wit butter, 1 n a qaurter inch wen its soft n 3 n a harf inch wen its ard

You know the old saying

"skinny birds, big turds
Big green head, whopping dong"

Segovia, Champange and truffles, and how very dare you sir?

Billy Gibbons,porridge,and the same size as a strippers donkey

Pete Anderson, Coffee, depends on the mood and the temperature methinks ...tex

Jeff Beck, egg and bacon butty, don't know - not seen it in years due to the overhang. By the way I work in Tesco's and shall be reporting any curious goings on around the banana stand......

"tom dilong, toste wit butter, 1 n a qaurter inch wen its soft n 3 n a harf inch wen its ard" (sic)
i reckon "cal it a day" should receive a "special achievement above and beyond" nwb award for the most honest, brave and uniquely spelt comment so far this year!! ;-D

Nuno Bettencourt, 2 coffee + 2 Lambert and about the national average

@the dean casement trio-lol! yeah-whatever size they are - to post a comment like that they must be made of steel? :-D

Brian May, hot buttered thingy, and always rises to the occasion...whatever that may be!!!!!!!

Dean Casemento, One pint of Actimel with two Marlboro lights and thirdly - mind your own fekkin business, lol.

Rick.

Viking Rick and Dean walk into a bar.

After they drink a couple of beers they are ready to leave, but the bartender won't let them unless they have 12 inches of dick between them.

Viking whips his out and shows 6 inches.

Rick drops his pants and shows 5 inches.

Finally, Dean shows his 1 inch dick.

The bartender says "Ok, thats 12 inches you can go".

As they are walking away Viking says to Dean, "Thank god you had a boner or we'd still be there

;-)

@ Red zoo Gaz, PMSL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@charlie and norma- "hot buttered thingy, and always rises to the occasion...whatever that may be!!!!!!!"
is that some kind of traditional scots aphrodisiac/viagra, charlie-a hot buttered thingy?? :-D

@red zoo-oi! i might be seeing dct friday-i 'll have to put me chainmail and steel codpiece on now!!! (pmsl!!):-/

Jimmy Hendrix, Bacon sausage and egg with brown sauce. How do you get a pound of meat out of a fly.....unzip my pants!!!!! sorry ...really lol

Brian May, Tesco Sultana Bran and about as big as Brian's perm (slightly bigger when Eva Mendes is on the TV, very much smaller (i.e. crawls inside my body and hibernates) when Carol McGiffin is on the TV).

@ Deano, yes - it made me laugh, Wild thing, I think I love you, lol

If the choice was her or scraping my porridge pistol up and down a cheese grater, the cheese grater would win hands down. She has a face like a bulldog licking piss off a thistle.

@the dean casement trio- "Mind you me drunk with a mobile in the early hours never gonna end well."
methinks there's a whole new blog there? "who's hit send on their mobile whilst p*ssed and realised they've sent to wrong person?" (usually something "down and dirty"?)

Rather predictably, Andrea McClean is the one on there. Hotter than a vindaloo in the middle of Death Valley.

@the dean casement trio-pmsl!! -the times i've been feeling ermmm-frisky?-near home time at a gig-sent freya a saucy text-hit the wrong name in my fonebook!!! BUGGER!!! -she not best pleased either!! ;-/

My employer at one of the gigs I was booked to do let me down at the last minute. I wrote a txt saying what a t*** he was to my wife, but sent it to him....

Tom Morello, coco pops and plenty of insta-coffee and still haven't found a measuring device long or big enough. :)

Mmm!!!! Dean the post reads like you are looking for a fellow musician for pillow talk,sex and someone to cook you breakfast in morning ...is this true ?????

Brilliant call on Andrea Mclean ;0)

Dave Gilmour, cheerios and a bacon sandwich and its too big to be measured by conventional means :)

randy rhodes,trad fry up and suprised no one has mentioned the immortal words big enough to cope/small enough to care,or is it the other way round?

i got 9 as well as Ibanez'z tho i do have a sexy 79 les paul Std .....but then again my fave guitarist is Francis Rossi ..so thats me out lol ...hugs ;-)

Steve Hackett

Perkins Double Eggs Benedict

So big it bends light in it's gravitational field

( I wish

Best wishes

John

Joe Satriani, Honey Cheerios and smaller all the time 8-(

AYP

Jimmy Page, a Fishermans friend and 16.4cm...
By the way I had to google Carol McGiffin as I had no idea who she was and I'd just like to say yes but I wouldn't tell my mates...

Changes all the time, Changes all the time, Changes all the time!

Willow

p.s. @BlueSlickers ... "I'd just like to say yes but I wouldn't tell my mates... "

haha ... that reminds me of a rating system we once had in place as youngsters
A) Yes and I'd dump/divorce current and marry her
B) Yes and I'd tell everyone (including current) but not marry her
C) Yes and I'd tell me closest mates (not including current)
D) Yes and I'd tell no-one
and
E) Yes with a bag on her head

don't think we had any lower than that!!!

hehe