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How to clean the toilet

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Posted By : Bad Horsie (Mick) | Comments : 15

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How to clean the toilet

This is simply too much of a time saver not to share it with you!

1. Lift the toilet lid up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement put the cat in the toilet and close the lid.

You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds.

Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5.. Flush the toilet three or four times, this provides a 'power-wash and rinse'.

6. Have someone open the front door of your home..

Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.


9. Both the toilet and the cat will be sparkling clean.

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# Posted by 'BLUE SLICKERS' - 23/09/2010, 13:14 (GMT)

I really must get a cat...and a toilet...


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# Posted by Alyerpal - 23/09/2010, 13:50 (GMT)

LMFAO!! Well done Mick, absolute blinder,

Now, where's that bloody cat.....

AYP


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# Posted by Bad Horsie (Mick) - 23/09/2010, 13:55 (GMT)

Hahahah, Al, it came from an email I got a while ago. I WISH I'd written it. lol.


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# Posted by Jez (Route 69) - 23/09/2010, 14:42 (GMT)

just sharpened up the CCTV image of this... explains a lot!!
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# Posted by The Cottonhouse Shakers - 23/09/2010, 14:44 (GMT)

@Jez C - I don't know what all the fuss is about, Top Cat lived an a feckin bin for years!


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# Posted by Alyerpal - 23/09/2010, 15:13 (GMT)

Now that was a classic cartoon!

Officer Dibble!

AYP


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# Posted by vera cruz - 23/09/2010, 15:18 (GMT)

Cheers Mick!!! my cat has fell out with me now..(toilet lovely though)

waz


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# Posted by Jez (Route 69) - 23/09/2010, 15:23 (GMT)

childhood shot???


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# Posted by STRAIGHTEN OUT - 23/09/2010, 16:36 (GMT)

Never mind the kid, look at the state of that bath!!!

Great thread btw.


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# Posted by 45's - 23/09/2010, 16:54 (GMT)

The neighbour's cat is in for a treat next time it shits in my garden, pmsl,

Rick.


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# Posted by Markk (Vankwish) - 23/09/2010, 18:12 (GMT)

Mick, can i borrow your cat please ?


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# Posted by Mark bassist in Piggery Bandan... - 23/09/2010, 18:42 (GMT)

Mick wasn't that email signed. The dog! Its classic though


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# Posted by Alyerpal - 23/09/2010, 19:23 (GMT)

Hang on a minute - is that kid standing on the cat?

AYP


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# Posted by Duke Bocks - 23/09/2010, 19:34 (GMT)

anybody know a good plumber?...or alternatively how to extract a 6 month old kitten from a 4" soil pipe???...oops !


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# Posted by the stories - 25/09/2010, 13:44 (GMT)

been raiding the social services files again ? lol!


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