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The Chester Le Flange Experience - www.chesterleflange.co.uk
"The most implausible covers delivered in a truly unique, 'accidental' style"
Chester Le Flange - (Word Gargler)
From an early age Chester always knew he was different, from his gravity defying hair to his ability to hear the laughter in the most morose of songs, he always knew that his was a unique talent all of his own. Few have come close to his slanted view on ballads, seeking inspiration from such greats as Jasper Carrot and Les Dawson.
Chester is the guiding light of The Experience and is the twisted brain behind such neo classics as 'Not the Wanderer' and Don't be Happy, Just Worry'.
Favourite quote - I'm pink therefore I'm spam
Ollie Quiche - (The Accidental Guitarist)
Hailed as the Uri Geller of guitarists - living by the mantra of playing the wrong note and bending it until its right - Born of a lumberjack and a cooked breakfast, Ollie has roamed the UK seeking out other musicians that share his taste for the foolish and flair for the ridiculous........
Now he has been brought into the family fold that is The Chester Le Flange Experience, we hope that these strengths (usually considered to just be stupidity in the outside world) will be harnessed and used to drive The Experience into new heights of creativity.
Favourite quote - There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
Shrew Rapini - (Big Bottom)
Raised by a family of terrapins in the mean swamps of Surrey he existed on nothing but moths for 9 years, honing his bass skills on a tree branch with strands of grass held on to each end with nothing more than spit and goodwill. A founding member of Paul McCartney's frog chorus he played his way around the UK until he landed here in Macclesfield.
Having adjusted (almost) to co-existing with the rest of civilisation Shrew is the socialite of The Experience, the Peter Pan of the group if you will. He can always be found in the audience of any band performing in the area whilst consuming twice his own body weight in beer/cider/etc.
Favourite quote - Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink
Rasclan Blastoff (Tub Thumper)
Magically escaping spontaneous human combustion for a record 11th time this year Rasckan continues to serve as the driving rhythm behind The Experience.
With a pedigree stretching back to the ancient Egyptians where (in a previous incarnation) he was a slave drummer keeping the momentum going during the construction of the pyramids.
Drum sticks forged from shards of Thor's own hammer Mjoilnr and (to quote Disturbed) 'a bass drum kick that will blow out your eyes', these are the tools of our Elder god of percussion.
Favourite quote - What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?