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When I was a kid and heard let me entertain you by robbie williams i misheard these two:

'Your mind gets burned with the habit you've learned' i thought was 'donate your sperm with the habit you've learned'

and 'you gotta get high before you taste the lows' was heard as 'its gotta get hard before you taste the load'.

I was just noticing girls at the time so maybe my mind was pre-occupied? haha

and lets not forget the beatles - she's got a chicken to ride, my baby donkey ;)

I used to think that 'Play That Funky Music White Boy' was 'Play That F****ing Music Wide Boy'. But then I am deaf and wear two hearing aids, obviously not wearing them though when listening to this lol!

There's the classics from bohemian Rhapsody.

"Bee-elzibub has the devil for a sideboard" and
"Spare him his life from his Walls sausa-gees"

My eldest was into Fat Boy Slim and used to sing at the top of her voice "Check it out now- vauxhall nova"

The Jean Genie.... loves cheesy snacks!!!

WTF, I had to check that out, I always thought it was cheesy snacks too....pmsl

I can't be the only one who thought Desmond Dekker sung 'my ears are alight' instead of my Isrealites.....can i ?

Simply Red: "Holding back the ears..."

As kids at school we were all convinced that the line from No More Heroes which actually goes "the watched their Rome burn" was "they washed their own bum". I still sing that live and nobody's pulled me up on it yet.

This reminds me of an interview I read a while back with Lemmy who admitted that out of sheer boredom he'd been singing "the eight of spades" for the previous ten years and no one had noticed. Now that is class, ladies and gents...

Spoken bit in the middle of Thriller (Vincent Price?) where he says "the foulest stench is in the air" is remarkably similar to "the foulest dentures in the air" also.

Blinded by the Light.....what's the next line...?????
Not that I really give a shit, just curious...

BLINDED BY THE LIGHT! mumble mumble mumble mumble mumble IN THE NIGHT!

It's :Blinded by the light,Revved up like a deuce,Runner in the night,Blinded by the light....

Revved up like a deuce ??? what does that mean ???
I thought it was referring to one of those lady's bathing devices, a Douche...!!!!

two legendary ones-
james marshall - " 'scuse me while i kiss this guy" and david bowie as ziggy stardust-"making love to his eagle" - gives a whole new meaning to "twitching", don't it? ;-D

What is... ''twitching'' or ''Douche'' ????

@ LGIT -lol! a "twitcher" is a bird watcher-ornithological kind,that is!! :-D

and,of course, this poor gurl REALLY misheard the lyrics!!! legend!!

How about Deep Purples Truth Hurts off Slaves and Masters, opening line; You know my willy's broken.

Also that CND favorite by The Eagles, Theres a nuke hid in town.

Sorry............

would a deuce be twin carbs?

this is great!... hamster a dentist hard porn ... LOL

is it deuce as in 'little deuce coupe' pronounced coop by Beach Boys.
And what about my favourite Whitesnake song 'Anal love in the heart of the city'

Fall Out Boy 'this aint a scene' part of it sounds like 'i'm a little man, I'm also evil, I'm also into cats'

How about in Thin Lizzy, The Boys Are Back In Town.
"Down at Dinos bar in Rhyl "

and Stereophonics lyrics, what the f**k are they all about, like the band tho

"Dino's bar in Rhyl"

Sir, I will never listen to that song in the same light again. I take my hat off to you.

Following on from the Whitesnake one "I was born under a backside"

Massage in a brothel ??? The Police ;-)

the manic street preachers are the worst ever to suss out the lyrics but i love em.......more than a feeling ,boston "when i get tired of taking coke ?i though these are a really rock"n"roll band lol!

REM 'Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight' chorus

"Comin' in Cheryl Baker land"

embarrasingly, i always used to think Talk Talk's 'all you do to me is Talk Talk' was 'are you gonna meet us Talk Talk'

someone was commenting to me how they liked one of our gigs, especially 'I feel love'.

As i was pretty sure we hadn't done a donna summer number, further interrogation revealed she meant 'long train running' (without love). Must be my pronunciation!!

in our rendition of die die my darling... i can be often heard substituting the words" dont fry to tomatoes baby" for the correct line "Don't cry to me oh baby" ;-)

my bassist misheard me when i was singing johnny b goode in rehearsal the other week. Instead of 'and you will be a LEADER in a big old band', he thought i'd sung the 'n' word.
I always take care to pronounce line clearly now!!

bat out of hell where he sings cilla black fan on ice,also for years i thought graham bonnets night games was mind games,corrected by mr night train

Spirit of Radio - I'm not so full of jelly it's really just a question of your honesty...

U2 - Shamu, the mysterious whale
CCR - there's a bathroom on the right
and, courtesy of Peter Kay with reference to Sister Sledges "We are family" - come on and staple the vicer - we're makin' love in a femidom!!!

There's a line in "I predict a riot" that I change to "dozy Widnesian" without anyone noticing.

@Havoc me too it's "Al go on a diet" for me lol

This one (can't embed the video)!

http://www.rathergood.com/elephants