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Good luck with the search guys!
:)

BYD was the first pub rock band I came to watch many times. The original singer was just the best front man I've seen in a long while. Let's hope you can get a good un.

Now why didn't you say you wanted someone who shouts and screams this is what i am best at ..... Book me in for an Audition Cock ;0)

@jules....tough Im already booked for an audition. Oh and just to make things a bit clearer...BYD will honour all venues booked for 2011...
loz

@ Loz but i can sing better than you ...... and i need to get out more !

Jules

Good luck Col, Bone Yard Dogs are up there with the best and it woild be sad if it came to an end! Ive been watching you guys many times over the years, starting way back in the Railway at Golborne...good times :) :)

If i hear of anyone i'll send em your way

actually I feel quite liberated today...I havn't bollocked anybody for ages. Not u Col, the wife shrunk one of my shirts.
@jules so do I...

Good luck Col , keep pluggin at it mate , yer far to good to let it slide away

Trig

Try a few other web search sites...
www.musiciansinyourcity.co.uk is where I've found people in the past...
Good luck, BYD are one of the bands that I've seen that really impressed me...and I was sober too...

Well bollocked Loz. Good job i didn't need to crack some heads!!

joinmyband is another decent resource Mr C.

remember that conversation we had on the steps in the cloverdale and the second one we had a while back?? hang in there, bro-it WILL happen. :-D

oh-and @ jules-"Book me in for an Audition Cock ;0)"??????

BEHAVE!! will ya?? don't think nwb will allow us to start one of those again!! pmsl!!

@viking dont start that....she asked me today " have you got the time on ya cock?". filth , just filth.

@ET - Thats what you say to a bloke with no arms and legs when you want to know the time!!!

Excuse me Gents it was an inocent comment as Loz said i may be having a Rolex ....... so until i got it i asked him did he have the time on him COCK !!! Northern Expresion don't you watch Corrie you lot ??? lol
Audition Viking let me see if i can fit you in Cock ..... Oh no here we go again lol ;0)

@ jules-there really is no (clean) answer to that, is there? wayyy too much information!! heh heh!! :-P
@ ejectthetape- i tell you, bro-she nearly got us barred from myspace with her innuendos and euphemisms and straight up (oh!! bugger!! that's me starting now!!)references to certain "lady bits". shameless!! i'm just a poor innocent norselander, i am, how was i to know??? ;-/

@ Viking er excuse me innocent i think not you where just as bad as me so please tell the truth ...... shame on your buns .... lol oh oh
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@ jules-are you telling me to make a clean breast of things??? (AGAIN!!!)rofpmsl!! ;-P

@ Viking See your true colours are showing through now lol
You are not Dragging me in this time i Refuse point blank to repeat a raleigh of lude and crude remarks ...... This is a Blog about getting a new singer ....... who are the dogs bollox .... oh Shit !!!

@ jules- my position exactly!! i just don't want any vox to turn up and be a right tit of a singer and balls up the bands reputation..................damn!!!! ;-/

@ ejectthetape and boneyard dogs- dudes!! you see what she makes me type????? how on earth was i supposed to know it would come out like that???? ;-/

@ Viking yeah and sing Hells Bellends in the wrong key .... !
or a whole lote of Fanny lol ;0)

@ jules- wahay, gurl!! you are ermm-liberated???- tonight, aren't you!!?? roflmao!! :-D
any potential vox reading this just has to be interested in the position?? (ooops!!);-P

@ Viking i have told you 69 times NOT to be rude lol ;0)

@ jules- soooo- what we're saying is.... any prospective replacement has to have a karma attitude, more sutrable to the bands requirements????? :-D

@ Viking Bravo ..... Like it ! The Blog that is ??
Mr C is gonna give me a good ...... Bollerking for this with a bit of Luck ....!

We better get Seriarse ..... they need a singer did you know ? lol

@ boneyard dogs-blogjack??? nahhh, dude-we're simply setting down the criteria for a singist who will be able to meet the bands VERY strict criteria-wouldn't want you to get a caning for getting it wrong, would we??? or..... heh heh!!:-D

and ... jules... how many's that now, gurl?? -"glasses of" that is!!! pmsl!!!:-P

I'm doing a charity gig tonight for people who struggle to achieve orgasm. Don't worry if you can't come. lol ;0)

wow stop....jeez is nothing sacred.we've got a position to fill you know...oh damn it, now look what you've done

@ ejectthetape- told you bro-when jules is off on one (DAMN!!) this is what can happen. ;-/
by the way- to any potential vocalists out there-it's not always like this- it can get worse!! as it should be, methinks!! lmao!! ;-D

@ viking hahahaha u should meet up with us when we've had some electric soup...Danger Will Robinson!!!!

Better not be a Her ..... Coz i am still waiting for MY AUDITION on the casting couch .... Ha Ha !

@ boneyard dogs- now you're catching on ,dude. all in the interests of publicity and professionalism?? :-D

(@ jules and ejectthetape- phew!! i mentioned s&m once, but i think i got away with it??!!)

and jules-ahhh- is THAT what he tells you it's for???? oooookaayyyy!! pmsl!! ;-D

wow didnt think of that...col we need to talk

viking u up for doing the interviews

ejectthetape-- heh heh!! could you imagine, dude???
"okay-now - lets see you mirror these air guitar moves during sandman, whilst holding your mic and avoiding brian flailing his arms around!!" !! could get ermmm-interesting?? ;-D

AND "comment 42"!!! yayyyy! knew the answer was around here somwhere!!

@ YOU TWO NO ...... Interviews and nowt to talk about !!

But i am free to pop along to check out any male potentials !!!!!

any male what????

@ jules-but jules-how on earth will you explain the tape measure before you start talking???? ;-P

eeerm hold on...just realised its Friday...viking what the hell are you doing home....and... thats why we are getting away with this .. everyone else is out gigging

@ Viking not sure but will Deffo use the none metric side it sounds Loooooooooooooonger lol

i'm,usually, too tired fridays-will be off to beddy byes soon-can't take the pace like i used to?? after a few pints on a friday i start to fall asleep rather early-not good when one is in the middle of a complex air guitar riff??:-(

@ jules- you aren't a "wag"-you're a VERY naughty gurl!! rofpmsl!!! ;-D

@ Viking i am a Wag and can get away with it as i have a very understanding husband lol
It goes like this MR C goes Gigging and MRS C says WTF she wants lol
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@ jules- ah! i understand-we're back to the cane again, aren't we??? ;-P
and- we can point out to mr c that we've hiked this blog up to the top of "hot posts"!!! result!! ;-D

@viking...Did u notice some anger when I mentioned interviews...guess thats a no then

@ Ejeculation no anger just as long as i can Interview the males lol

@ ejectthe tape-not so much as "anger" as a venomous snarl.... "it's MY tape measure and i'm the ONLY one who chooses where to put it!!" ;-/

@ Viking your not the only one with a tape measure ya know ..... mine is a material one not a COLD steel one that you have to breath on to warm up lol

@ jules- "it's MY tape measure and i'm the ONLY one who chooses where to put it!!" ;-/
is what i extrapolated you were saying to us--i don't put my measure near any potential males-i don't play that hand of instrument!! pmsl!!

@ boneyard dogs-d'ya see the lengths(!!!) i'm prepared to go to help out a friend,dude??as long as jules don't get my measure??? ;-/

am off to sleep now-it's been a most excellent blast,people-as i have come to expect from you. 'nite!! ;-D

im stopping now...we're in trouble tomoz when everyone logs in!!

@ ejectthe tape-again-do we want to live forever??? hell no!! :-)

@ Night Boys lol

yep but someone will no doubt not see the funny side and bitch at us ...ah well thats life

Yeah Sod Off .... and we don't care who dunt see funny side it is our Blog !!!

ooooh noo. i can see trouble ahead.....

Only Trouble ahead is the Trouble you are in when i see you for hanging up on me today ...... Shit there i go again lol

hahahahaha night

Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigt ! lol

i hope there's not someone asking for an audition in the middle of all this!! lol

@ willow....why lol

easily missed innit

@ willow-ermmm- i was, acksherly-but-apparently- i didn't "measure up" !!!! ;-/

@ Willow .....Nah nowt been missed we where all on last night and would have seen it coz it would have had no relevance to our raleigh of Rudeness lol ;0)

@ Viking you had the tape measure so i would not know if you didn't measure or not ..... anyway was it length or Girth lol ;0)

@ jules- i did so.... NOT!! you said that only an expert could use those things-put the ends in the correct places??!!once i saw that cane in your hands-what else could i do but leave it to you??? :-P


i'll get me fleece.

@boneyard dogs-i'm over here in the "naughty corner", dude-loz is here too-muttering something about "that's the last time i hang up on her"!!!!! ;-/

@ you all ..... seems that all of you don't need me to be rude you are doing just fine without me !!!

My coat is staying where it is lol ;0)

@ Loz that will be the first and last time you ever hang up on me ........ did i ask if you had time on ya Cock .... lol ;0)

This time Im not getting involved

OK !