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12 Jul 2011

Top Joke

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Posted By : 4most Wanted | Comments : 10

Felt I had to share this

I laughed so much I nearly got a round in.

Duck walks into a bar and says to landlord "You got any bread?"
Landlord - "No mate"
Duck - "You got any bread?"
Landlord - "Err, no"
Duck - "You got any bread?"
Landlord - "Are you fucking deaf or summat? No, we have no bread!"
Duck - "You got any bread?"
Landlord - "Listen, you little feathered twat, that's 4 times you've asked me now and 4 times you've been told no. Now fuck off or i'll nail your fucking beak to this bar!"
Duck - "You got any nails?"
Landlord - "No I fucking haven't!"
Duck - "You got any bread then?"

Comments

# Posted by Strange Ways (Indie, Mancheste... - 12/07/2011, 02:49 (GMT)

All time favourite joke :D

# Posted by Smiler, Route66 - 12/07/2011, 09:26 (GMT)

last week i put a joke on here and was told by some bands...'' this is a band site.. not jokes, how old are you ?? 14 .''.. well actually i am nearer 54, and still have a sense of humour, unlike some on here, this joke is funny, if people dont want to read blogs, then dont read them, but dont tell other people what they can and cant put on, thats the job of mr nwb... there, now i feel bettrer ...and breath..

# Posted by Tubthumper - 12/07/2011, 09:34 (GMT)

@ ECLIPSE - for what it's worth I must admit when I read this it did bring to mind your prior blog and the same thoughts!

# Posted by Jez (Route 69) - 12/07/2011, 09:36 (GMT)

Frankie says Relax

;0)

# Posted by Wagontown - 12/07/2011, 09:50 (GMT)

Hi Eclipse,
you post whatever you like.As you say, its not obligatory to read em.,As long as the blog says "joke".I dont see what the problem is.Also, I dont see what all this Feckin & Fookins about.Cant they just say what they mean.?

# Posted by The Villains - 12/07/2011, 10:15 (GMT)

If you don't like a good joke then you need to give your head a wobble. Love it and will be posting this on our FB page

# Posted by Smiler, Route66 - 12/07/2011, 18:39 (GMT)

cheers guys... i feel a lot better... now, have you heard the one about....

# Posted by LAST GANG IN TOWN - 12/07/2011, 19:07 (GMT)

Eclipse dude...I was only pulling yer leg about the joke last week...just to see if you'd either remove the post or tell me to fuck off...1-0 to me he he he...

# Posted by Smiler, Route66 - 12/07/2011, 19:42 (GMT)

no problem mate... no offence taken... bill ( age 14 and 3/4) !!

# Posted by THE JACKSON KAY BAND - 13/07/2011, 18:51 (GMT)

great thread! more jokes please!

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