20 Sep 2011
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Posted By : ST Photography - VIVA LA COMMUNITY! | Comments : 25
does it take to change a lightbulb?
It's a pretty obscure number, you've probably never heard it.
None ,they can play in pitch black...T
None, they are too poor to buy lightbulbs
6..no 4...no 7...no 49...err no 3 ............wait a minute I've got this...is it 27....not sure which is right ...just thought I'd take a stab at all of em and hope one of em is right .... No jazz musicians were harmed in the construction of this answer
a 1, a 2, a 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 and 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7:0)
And before anyone starts getting precious......it's a JOKE. Well, it was meant to be. Actually, it still is a joke. I suppose it's a question of whether it's funny or not. Probably not. You can't please all the people all the time, (unless you're member of WHATEVER!).
not
Oh Ben. I miss you.
ur only human
A one and a, two and a, freeform! Or two Jazz fella's, One to hum it and the other to butcher it,
Fekking none, we get the lighting engineer to do it!!!!! "she" likes to twist one in now and again!!!! we musicians are far to impatent to do things like that..........Darling...
the number of people is irrelevant as they would obviously change it for something obscure that didn't actually fuckin fit
One to skat the instructions and the over to improvise.
"A one and a, two and a, freeform!" - this is still my favourite answer lol
lightbulb would be too predictable .. they would screw in a packet of wine gums or a dead seagull and then several other jazz musicians would stare at it wistfully pulling on their full round the chin from ear to ear beard with no tache combos saying things like "i think thats how porter and zawniwul would have interpretted the missing light issue as well".... or..... they would just repeatedly flick the light switch on and off in 19 over 63 time
is this a good time to tell the jazz chord joke??
Dunno ? Atonally ? I bet they would actually freeform at the change..
dont know, but they would change key at least 5 times during it
jazz musicians? light bulbs?......................................................nice!! ;-P
pmsl!
Grrreat...
I have a favorite jazz chord , its one of my own , I call it a " B demented"
The light fitting would have to be very low. About solo, lol Wick.
Went to "Small's Jazz Club" in New York a few year ago, best laugh me and the missus have ever had. Not laughing at the Band, they were great with plenty of guests getting up. It's was the crowd's dress sense. There must be more Charity shops in The Big Apple than fekkin Starbucks cafes !, lol, Rick.
I went to Ronnie Scotts in Birmingham to see Dave Weckl. Bumped into Dion Dublin. Lovely chap. Loves his drums and loves his jazz funk. Grrrrreat!
@ ST, I bumped into EVERYONE today at Specsavers, lol, Wick.
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