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Alright, who's playing games? lmao

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Posted By : Bad Horsie (Mick) | Comments : 190

Whoever was Life After Death is now the Po' Boys


Funny that name shows up.

The Po' Boy is a sandwich from New Orleans. Where I just got back from.

Ol' Legba be messin witcho head, son.

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# Posted by James - Metalleeka - 22/09/2011, 12:39 (GMT)

@Mick BH - i believe you may have missed something whilst you were away.. it appears "Life After Death" are a new band which contains disgruntled ex-members of a band on here; it also appears that a member of the "ex" band has access to the new band's nwb account and sees fit to post and modify under the new band's account. Confused, much?

Mr Nwb. :- Does this constitute a rule breakage??


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# Posted by King-Fist - 22/09/2011, 12:40 (GMT)

Think some so called "adults" need to grow up if thats what is happening


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# Posted by James - Metalleeka - 22/09/2011, 12:43 (GMT)

Disclaimer: No insinuations were meant by my comments merely an onlookers account of the facts in the public domain.


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# Posted by ST Photography - VIVA LA COMMU... - 22/09/2011, 12:45 (GMT)

Slight correction. It is alleged that an NWB member created a profile under the name of the new venture and posted a review of the previous venture, rather than having access to other profiles. Both the blogs have been removed and the profile in question renamed with a new profile for the new venture created.

No rules broken per se. Silly games played by both sides to be fair.


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# Posted by Scott - Metalleeka - 22/09/2011, 12:47 (GMT)

You really are turning into the "Nel Mangle" of NWB ain't you James pmsl


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# Posted by Bad Horsie (Mick) - 22/09/2011, 12:48 (GMT)

@James, yeah, I saw the Night Train/Life After Death pico-drama.

Just found it funny that after creating a wind up account, the individual in question calls his "band" after a sandwich famous in a city I'd just visited. Of course, it could be a coincidence ;o)


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# Posted by LA80 [mark] :o) - 22/09/2011, 12:49 (GMT)

hmmm am wondering whether this all deserves the energy expended resp,................. No it doesnt


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# Posted by The Black Watch - 22/09/2011, 12:51 (GMT)

its a poor do when people can fuck around, blatantly disregard rules and other peoples feelings etc etc in the name of a fucking stupid band break up and then james feels he has to apologise for meerly commenting on whats happened.


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# Posted by Bad Horsie (Mick) - 22/09/2011, 12:53 (GMT)

All I know is that there's some tomcockery going on. lol.


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# Posted by ST Photography - VIVA LA COMMU... - 22/09/2011, 13:00 (GMT)

Tomcockery of the highest order. Bring back the drama-lama.


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# Posted by Rob Redfern, Black Rose,more f... - 22/09/2011, 13:00 (GMT)

i think James is more Ena Sharples

somebody pm me what this is about, i must have missed it when i was away on hols, i too love gossip lol


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# Posted by LA80 [mark] :o) - 22/09/2011, 13:02 (GMT)


This storm in an egg cup ... its just a little bit childish really.


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# Posted by The Black Watch - 22/09/2011, 13:08 (GMT)

one person has singlehandedly lost the respect of an entire forum of housewives


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# Posted by Bad Horsie (Mick) - 22/09/2011, 13:08 (GMT)

"# Posted by LA80 [mark] :o) - 22/09/2011, 13:02 (GMT)


This storm in an egg cup ... its just a little bit childish really."

Wash your mouth out! This pub band stuff is life and death!

Perhaps that wasn't the best choice of phrase given the circumstances.


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# Posted by ST Photography - VIVA LA COMMU... - 22/09/2011, 13:12 (GMT)

I can't believe all this (lo)comotion. We need to get this community back on track.

I'll get my coat.


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# Posted by Bad Horsie (Mick) - 22/09/2011, 13:13 (GMT)

Hahahahah


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# Posted by The Black Watch - 22/09/2011, 13:15 (GMT)

hahahaha


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# Posted by 5th Element - 22/09/2011, 13:16 (GMT)

Mick, you reckon there could be a cocksmith about? involving himself in cocksmithery lol!

Innuendo


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# Posted by LA80 [mark] :o) - 22/09/2011, 13:17 (GMT)

.....You can almost smell the burnt ozone and the tension crackles like a trod on packet of frazzles....... Looks like them there near pensioner rockas are gonna have themselves a good ol' blues rock hullaballoo.

I can see it panning out thus ...They walk away from each other some 10 paces, then turning they will fire off 'tired and monotonous' blues shapes from vintage telecasters. The loser is the first man to accidently play a note outside of the 'box'....

Said it werent worth the effort of responding and then i get drawn in ...... FFS!!


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# Posted by Rob Redfern, Black Rose,more f... - 22/09/2011, 13:20 (GMT)

dont be blue Mark, in fact nobody be blue, be red pmsl


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# Posted by ST Photography - VIVA LA COMMU... - 22/09/2011, 13:20 (GMT)

But seriously, it's pretty obvious that there's an issue. There's been an undercurrent of unpleasantness between the two parties since the failed venture. I have no interest in either party, but both have been claiming innocence in public whilst privately attempting to undermine the other - only succeeding in damaged the reputation of both parties.


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# Posted by James - Metalleeka - 22/09/2011, 13:20 (GMT)

me and Rob Redfern...





Disclaimer: In no way does this comment question the principles, social behaviour or even gender of those mentioned.


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# Posted by Rob Redfern, Black Rose,more f... - 22/09/2011, 13:21 (GMT)

no its ena sharples and elsie tanner James!


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# Posted by James - Metalleeka - 22/09/2011, 13:22 (GMT)

@Rob..

dont like look of yours much


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# Posted by Rob Redfern, Black Rose,more f... - 22/09/2011, 13:23 (GMT)

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eyyyyyyyyyyyyy up


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# Posted by The Black Watch - 22/09/2011, 13:25 (GMT)

i cant believe we've wasted 23 comments on two shit bands fighting


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# Posted by Rob Redfern, Black Rose,more f... - 22/09/2011, 13:25 (GMT)

scream for me Portland.......................... SCREAM FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!


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# Posted by John Wilkinson: - 22/09/2011, 13:26 (GMT)

"I can see it panning out thus ...They walk away from each other some 10 paces, then turning they will fire off 'tired and monotonous' blues shapes from vintage telecasters. The loser is the first man to accidently play a note outside of the 'box'...."

Mark..... You are clearly waisted here matey, get some comedy writing sketches into the BBC as soon as possible.

Great stuff

Best wishes

John


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# Posted by LA80 [mark] :o) - 22/09/2011, 13:26 (GMT)

always had a thing about ena sharples ..... bet she was a right randy old bag! Id have made her wobbly jowls flap about :o)


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# Posted by Rob Redfern, Black Rose,more f... - 22/09/2011, 13:26 (GMT)

its putting the situation in context Benjamin!, as we always do on here, by totally ripping the piss until everyone is hugging again

even though i dont know what its about PMSL


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# Posted by Bad Horsie (Mick) - 22/09/2011, 13:27 (GMT)

To be fair Ben, this wasn't about the bands. It was about the amusing coincidence in the account name change.


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# Posted by Rob Redfern, Black Rose,more f... - 22/09/2011, 13:27 (GMT)

blimey Mark steady on theres MILFS and then she must qualify as ............ god knows not gonna even..


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# Posted by James - Metalleeka - 22/09/2011, 13:28 (GMT)

@LA80 Mark - I think she heard that...


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# Posted by The Black Watch - 22/09/2011, 13:29 (GMT)

sorry mick, i may repost my comment to another more apt thread. once again my apologies


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# Posted by Bad Horsie (Mick) - 22/09/2011, 13:30 (GMT)

No apology required mate.


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# Posted by James - Metalleeka - 22/09/2011, 13:30 (GMT)

@BH Mick - true enough and apologies for the blogjack...


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# Posted by NIGHT TRAIN - 22/09/2011, 13:30 (GMT)

Fuck me, have you lot not got any knitting you could be doing?

If you must know a former NT member had control of NT website (fair enough he paid for it) and when no longer in band put a shit load of derogatory comments/pic on it. I laughed it off at first, but after 3 months it had still been left on...we only knew it was still on when somebody who had been trying to book us pointed it out.

Anyway, its all been sorted now...so end of!

Loose Women's on in a bit, go and watch that...Jeeez!



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# Posted by LA80 [mark] :o) - 22/09/2011, 13:31 (GMT)

@ Rob its "Boiler I'd Like to ................ no even i cant!"


" it touches the crusty old hair net wearing battleaxe inappropriately and makes her smile"


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# Posted by Bad Horsie (Mick) - 22/09/2011, 13:33 (GMT)

NIGHT TRAIN, this wasn't about you. Unless it was you that created the Life After Death account and changed the name. Anyway, I thought you were tired of hanging out with us "money grabbing primadonnas"?


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# Posted by LA80 [mark] :o) - 22/09/2011, 13:33 (GMT)

@ James that was the face she made when i SMURFED her up the cackerbox :o)


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# Posted by Bad Horsie (Mick) - 22/09/2011, 13:34 (GMT)

"SMURFED her up the cackerbox"

I pray to god that I'm never in Bury long enough to find out what this means.....


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# Posted by James - Metalleeka - 22/09/2011, 13:36 (GMT)

i googled it.. nsfw!!


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# Posted by Bad Horsie (Mick) - 22/09/2011, 13:37 (GMT)

Hahahahah


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# Posted by NIGHT TRAIN - 22/09/2011, 13:37 (GMT)

@ Bad Horsie

If it wasn't about us, how come NT is mentioned???


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# Posted by NIGHT TRAIN - 22/09/2011, 13:40 (GMT)

@ Black Watch
"i cant believe we've wasted 23 comments on two shit bands fighting"

Shit bands??? Reported!


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# Posted by Bad Horsie (Mick) - 22/09/2011, 13:41 (GMT)

Because the initial conflict was about you and L.A.D.

It had nothing to do with that. It has to do with the amusing "coincidence" in the name change of the troll account, Life After Death. An account that was clearly used by "persons unknown" to cause conflict.


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# Posted by James - Metalleeka - 22/09/2011, 13:42 (GMT)

Community gold here we come!!


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# Posted by John Wilkinson: - 22/09/2011, 13:43 (GMT)

May I just point out that the original blog started thus:

Whoever was Life After Death is now the Po' Boys
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Funny that name shows up.

The Po' Boy is a sandwich from New Orleans. Where I just got back from.

Ol' Legba be messin witcho head, son.

@ James....brilliant matey ;-)

Best wishes

John

(who is fond of money it has to be said, and has been called far worse than a prima donna) ;-)


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# Posted by ST Photography - VIVA LA COMMU... - 22/09/2011, 13:44 (GMT)

# Posted by James - Metalleeka - 22/09/2011, 13:42 (GMT)
Community gold here we come!!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha


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# Posted by NIGHT TRAIN - 22/09/2011, 13:45 (GMT)

Yawn!


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# Posted by Bad Horsie (Mick) - 22/09/2011, 13:46 (GMT)

You still here? I DO charge for consultations you know.


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# Posted by LA80 [mark] :o) - 22/09/2011, 13:48 (GMT)

Anyway Alec, while you are on... rather than the tiring who started it shit that has been doing the rounds.... what i wanna know is .... Would you finger ena sharples or elsie tanner??? its one or the other, you cant have both ........ Am gonna have to hurry you....


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# Posted by Bad Horsie (Mick) - 22/09/2011, 13:49 (GMT)

Open the box! Open the box!


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# Posted by Rob Redfern, Black Rose,more f... - 22/09/2011, 13:49 (GMT)

elsie, no brainer


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# Posted by Rob Redfern, Black Rose,more f... - 22/09/2011, 13:50 (GMT)

pop music was crap pre-Madonna, Lucky Star is still one of her best tracks


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# Posted by The Black Watch - 22/09/2011, 13:50 (GMT)

i love loose women now theyve got carol voorderman on board. FIT!


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# Posted by James - Metalleeka - 22/09/2011, 13:51 (GMT)

+1 elsie


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# Posted by Rob Redfern, Black Rose,more f... - 22/09/2011, 13:53 (GMT)

this could become a separate top MILFS blog, id do such a blog but itd either get deleted or id be accused of being sexist(standard), i did a top women singers blog and that turned into a MILF gallery haha


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# Posted by LA80 [mark] :o) - 22/09/2011, 13:54 (GMT)

elsie ???? you guys are insane...... edna would have a tuppence like a 'butlers cuff'.... i imagine!


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# Posted by LA80 [mark] :o) - 22/09/2011, 13:56 (GMT)

PS Mick ... this hasnt just been blogjacked ...... this blog is now sat up on bricks and has been torched!


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# Posted by Rob Redfern, Black Rose,more f... - 22/09/2011, 13:56 (GMT)

love it how a potential controversial NWB discussion dissolves into complete randomness and everyone forgets what the original fuss was about, the best way it should be!


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# Posted by Bad Horsie (Mick) - 22/09/2011, 14:00 (GMT)

Mark, I'd reckon it'd be more like a wizards sleeve or a clowns pocket at that age ;o)


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# Posted by James - Metalleeka - 22/09/2011, 14:07 (GMT)

toooo.... mmmmmuch.... iiiiiinfooooo........


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# Posted by LA80 [mark] :o) - 22/09/2011, 14:08 (GMT)

i would forsake the ride on the rainbow just to check out the pot of dust and find out LMFAO!


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# Posted by ST Photography - VIVA LA COMMU... - 22/09/2011, 14:14 (GMT)

I imagine it would be like a pound of liver in a furry glove.


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# Posted by James - Metalleeka - 22/09/2011, 14:15 (GMT)

@ST - suggests you've had such an experience on which to base the comparison??


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# Posted by LA80 [mark] :o) - 22/09/2011, 14:15 (GMT)

and i would be like a really hungry spaniel


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# Posted by Rob Redfern, Black Rose,more f... - 22/09/2011, 14:16 (GMT)

allegedly theres a "Cougar"Sharples and Kenny Barlow deleted love scene in a locked time vault somewhere under Deansgate


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# Posted by ST Photography - VIVA LA COMMU... - 22/09/2011, 14:18 (GMT)

I'm a fan of the "mouse's ear" not the "squirrel killed with an axe".


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# Posted by Bad Horsie (Mick) - 22/09/2011, 14:18 (GMT)

Dear god. He'd hit the crack of dawn if he could get high enough.


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# Posted by LA80 [mark] :o) - 22/09/2011, 14:19 (GMT)

as similies go you cant beat "squirrel shot from point blank range with a magnum"


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# Posted by ST Photography - VIVA LA COMMU... - 22/09/2011, 14:21 (GMT)

Ahhh Sean Lock :o)


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# Posted by LA80 [mark] :o) - 22/09/2011, 14:22 (GMT)

I would just love the opportunity to sneak into the coronation street script office armed with a laptop and be 'let loose for a few hours'. Emily Bishop and Norris' storylines would get 'pepped up' a treat i guarantee it!


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# Posted by LA80 [mark] :o) - 22/09/2011, 14:22 (GMT)

ST :oD ..


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# Posted by ST Photography - VIVA LA COMMU... - 22/09/2011, 14:36 (GMT)

Have we all gone back to knitting?


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# Posted by James - Metalleeka - 22/09/2011, 14:36 (GMT)

I eagerly anticipate some of LA80's finest work is yet to come in this blog.


Disclaimer: The comment above does not suggest that this blog has lacked any humour, in fact I have found it highly amusing and quite factual.


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# Posted by 45's - 22/09/2011, 14:41 (GMT)

Gloving them MILFS above would probably feel like a horse feeding from yer hand, lol.... so I've been told !


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# Posted by LA80 [mark] :o) - 22/09/2011, 14:47 (GMT)

i was letting you all have a breather........It can be taxing trying to imagine Ena Sharples Cludge in all its glory, which judging by some of the comments above will be slightly relaxed like an axe attacked squirrel with a pound of tripe hanging down near to her knees, will be quite dry and Talc-y but, and i pray this is true just for the aesthetics of the thing, there has just got to be some riata-like seepage from somewhere surely!





btw .... i am waiting for the first one of you to blow chunks here guys.......

I am anticipating Mike BH is already working on a "Barry the bad taste Badger" picture as i type


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# Posted by Off The Rails - 22/09/2011, 14:51 (GMT)

I see Martha Longhurst did`nt get a mention nor Minnie Caldwell (showing my age now)


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# Posted by ST Photography - VIVA LA COMMU... - 22/09/2011, 14:57 (GMT)

Mick has already blown chunks.

Unfortunately, Chunks is his pet dog.


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# Posted by Bad Horsie (Mick) - 22/09/2011, 14:58 (GMT)

MIKE? Do I look like an SM58 to you? :oP


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# Posted by James - Metalleeka - 22/09/2011, 14:59 (GMT)

googled "cludge" nsfw!!!!


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# Posted by LA80 [mark] :o) - 22/09/2011, 15:00 (GMT)

@ Mike BH from certain angles yes


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# Posted by Rob Redfern, Black Rose,more f... - 22/09/2011, 15:00 (GMT)

im more of a Carla Connor man myself


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# Posted by LA80 [mark] :o) - 22/09/2011, 15:02 (GMT)

@ james ...... you are Moss off the IT Crowd hahaha


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# Posted by Bad Horsie (Mick) - 22/09/2011, 15:15 (GMT)

"@ james ...... you are Moss off the IT Crowd hahaha "

LMAO


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# Posted by James - Metalleeka - 22/09/2011, 15:20 (GMT)

Nell Mangle.. Moss (IT Crowd)... any advance??


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# Posted by Bass-tard - 22/09/2011, 15:24 (GMT)

Right what's going on in here? it's not even Friday as well.

My opinion is I dont like the blue's and anyone that plays a 12 string bass needs a good kicking.

come on !!


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# Posted by NIGHT TRAIN - 22/09/2011, 15:26 (GMT)


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# Posted by Bad Horsie (Mick) - 22/09/2011, 15:27 (GMT)

Ooooh, I'll look forward to watching that when I get home. Is it free?


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# Posted by The Black Watch - 22/09/2011, 15:49 (GMT)

Posted by Rob Redfern, Black Rose

"im more of a Carla Connor man myself"

everyday sir you prove yourself to be a man of ever improving, impeccable taste. good call


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# Posted by LA80 [mark] :o) - 22/09/2011, 15:57 (GMT)

Posted by Rob Redfern, Black Rose

"im more of a Carla Connor man myself"

everyday sir you prove yourself to be a man of ever improving, impeccable taste. good call


I'm more of a Norris backscuttling rita in the backroom of the cabin man myself

everyday sir i prove to myself that i am a man of ever diminishing social skills, i possess reg gutterlevel taste and were it not for my ability to string a sentence together i would be in an asylum unpicking stitches from a comfy window seat.


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# Posted by LA80 [mark] :o) - 22/09/2011, 16:01 (GMT)

its my fervent prayer that this blog breaks 100 with a touch of elan, style and panache...... If only someone could egg the blogisphere on to break that boundary.....


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# Posted by Bass-tard - 22/09/2011, 16:07 (GMT)

94


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# Posted by Bass-tard - 22/09/2011, 16:07 (GMT)

95


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# Posted by John Wilkinson: - 22/09/2011, 16:07 (GMT)

94 not out................... ;-)

Best wishes and by FAR my fav blog this week

John


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# Posted by Bass-tard - 22/09/2011, 16:07 (GMT)

96


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# Posted by Bass-tard - 22/09/2011, 16:08 (GMT)

98


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# Posted by Bass-tard - 22/09/2011, 16:08 (GMT)

99


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# Posted by Bass-tard - 22/09/2011, 16:16 (GMT)


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# Posted by Bass-tard - 22/09/2011, 16:19 (GMT)

bugger, I went for the free advertising on the 100th post and missed it


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# Posted by VANKWISH - 22/09/2011, 16:21 (GMT)

YOU KNOW THE DRILL, THE SINGER ALWAYS COMES FIRST!!!!!!


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# Posted by LA80 [mark] :o) - 22/09/2011, 16:22 (GMT)

ah yes ... it was sandwiches and some kind of glass house/stone throwing type of shenanigans that started this bundle of filth off! Absolutely priceless...


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# Posted by ~ THE SUG4R BULLETS ~ - 22/09/2011, 16:23 (GMT)

@Bass-tard
Nice one with the vid, we were stood just to stage right avin a good ol' classic rock bop. I'm still waiting for our singer to pull his finger out with our vids. Good to meet you guys anyway & hope to cross paths again some time....you never know, NABD next year.

Cheers
Dean


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# Posted by VANKWISH - 22/09/2011, 16:24 (GMT)

oh yea,
people in stone houses shouldnt throw glass sandwiches!!!!


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# Posted by Havoc 51 - 22/09/2011, 16:25 (GMT)

LA80 "always had a thing about ena sharples ..... bet she was a right randy old bag! Id have made her wobbly jowls flap about :o)"

Ha ha first time through I misread the order of two of the words towards the end of that line which gave it a new meaning.

For an experiment I'm going to hunt down an Ena for our next gig, approach her from behind in a canine fashion until (like most larger ladies) her boobs start to clap in that comical manner. Ideal novelty way to count songs in.

And on the characteristics of the two ladies mentioned - I'd go for "Pulling apart the slices of a warm cheese toastie" to be the best description


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# Posted by LA80 [mark] :o) - 22/09/2011, 16:26 (GMT)

however when i mentioned style, elan and panache i did in fact mean anything but!!! hahahaha

was good to see vankwish, JW and bass-tard whoring themselves around the 100 tho' :oD


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# Posted by LA80 [mark] :o) - 22/09/2011, 16:28 (GMT)

@ Havoc 51

now that deserved the 100!


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# Posted by VANKWISH - 22/09/2011, 16:29 (GMT)

ahhhh, Ena,,the golden age, to old to run and nobody listens to the rambling...
and nothing beets the sound of a false hip being over stretched and clicking out of joint!!!!


ahhh heaven!!!


OK, i've got my coat and left!!!!!


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# Posted by VANKWISH - 22/09/2011, 16:32 (GMT)

yes, i thought so too, it's now the 100


mmmmmmmm,

eagerly awaiting a donkey to appear in this blog, or any other sexual deviant animal!!!!
what was this blog actually about in the first place. I thought it was a new Orleans sandwich, that being the case, can i make a few Sandwich related comments,,

Mr night train, may i suggest you have a Morrisons Chicken and Choritso on tomato and herb bred, very spicy and reasonably priced, at £2.39.

Mr Horse, may i suggest a Beef curtain and clunge wrap, with split olives and sun ripened prunes!!!

Mr ST, i would think you would like a plain old Greggs sausage roll, better than any sandwich ive tried, (ps any photo shoot places yet bro)??

Mr LA80, for you my friend its gotta be a cured ham and mustard, from the asda finest range (for your review on the Roxfest gig, I will gladly buy it for you!!!

everybody else it's quiche and chicken legs... (basicaly run out of sandwich ideas)....

now,,,

WHAT THE FOOK WERE WE TALKING ABOUT AGAIN????


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# Posted by Bass-tard - 22/09/2011, 16:32 (GMT)

@ Dean, cheers, hopefully see you at the next NABD doo where I will be with tent and many many cans of cider


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# Posted by John Wilkinson: - 22/09/2011, 16:37 (GMT)

May I just point out that I did not "Whore myself around the 110th post"...........

I clearly stated 94 not out... ;-)

(curse that pesky Mark) ;-P

................and the "Warm Cheese Toastie" crack (pun intended) has made me vow never to have another one of those comestables again..........EVER.

Best wishes

John


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# Posted by ST Photography - VIVA LA COMMU... - 22/09/2011, 16:38 (GMT)

Marc/Mark/Marck/Vankwish/Vancwish

I'm on it broheem. Gonna finish off my research tonight and will come back to you :o)


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# Posted by ST Photography - VIVA LA COMMU... - 22/09/2011, 16:39 (GMT)

Thank you to everyone for their contribution to this blog. It's been nothing short of immense fun. I love you all. But not as much as I love goats (allegedly).


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# Posted by John Wilkinson: - 22/09/2011, 16:45 (GMT)

May I be the first to point out that the number one proven cause of Bestiality is...................



























Sexy animals ;-)

Best wishes

John


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# Posted by VANKWISH - 22/09/2011, 16:46 (GMT)

@ST

sorry about the spellin bro,, theres a little rhyme about where I'm from...

Coppull, Coppull, born and bred, strong in't arm, but weak inth' ead!!!!

ps,, thanks....


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# Posted by Bad Horsie (Mick) - 22/09/2011, 16:46 (GMT)

My perfectly sensible (if a little cynical) blog has been left panting and sullied. I'm sure it's wrong to be aroused by hair nets.


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# Posted by ST Photography - VIVA LA COMMU... - 22/09/2011, 16:48 (GMT)

Nothing wrong with your spelling. I just can't remember which Marc/k you are lol


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# Posted by ST Photography - VIVA LA COMMU... - 22/09/2011, 17:08 (GMT)

# Posted by Rob Redfern, Black Rose,we're ... - 22/09/2011, 13:50 (GMT)
pop music was crap pre-Madonna, Lucky Star is still one of her best tracks

How did this get missed? lol


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# Posted by Ian from Bolton - 22/09/2011, 17:26 (GMT)

I'll say this, then I'll butt out..

The NT site at www.nighttrain.org.uk now points to Google.co.uk.

The only wording on there since I took the main site down and left a front page was an Alec quote. The Alec quote was "I could play with an out of tune Salvation Army Band and they'd still clap and that's all that matters". It's a direct quote of something he said to me.

I formally requested that Night Train remove any photos and videos with me in them from the net.
That's 'mostly' been complied with.

Joh Rushworth should *not* be stated to be a disgruntled ex-member on here. He parted with NT on reasonable terms and has depped with them since leaving, although that doesn't need to happen again as they have a new guitarist and the new band John and I are in have things to do. For my part, I did not take back any of the gigs that I booked for Night Train.

I complained to Mr NWB about the uncalled-for impersonation on here, which was just an underhanded and crappy thing to do and he kindly intervened by changing the offending profile name to 'My name is Alex Martin from Night Train'. I personally deleted the blog which responded to the impersonation, in order to let the dust settle.

Thought for the day:
Night Train have had 5 drummers, two guitarists and three bass players (so far) in 2011.
I'm sure no other band on here can boast such a turnover of staff / hirelings.

I wish them luck in the future and am very grateful that I got my guitarist from the experience.

The photo of Alec that was on the front of the NT site was / is undoctored. Enjoy..


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# Posted by viking - 22/09/2011, 17:33 (GMT)

thanks all you top dudes!!! you've made a dull as dishwater thursday emminently bearable!!! PMSL!! :-D


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# Posted by Bad Horsie (Mick) - 22/09/2011, 17:38 (GMT)

OK, so now both bands have had a say on this blog.

I will delete any more references to or from either band from this blog. This was not supposed to turn into a pissing contest and it will not do so.

Carry on with the funnies though folks :oD


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# Posted by ST Photography - VIVA LA COMMU... - 22/09/2011, 17:42 (GMT)

Wow. Just....wow.


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# Posted by viking - 22/09/2011, 17:45 (GMT)

i am a bit bemused though-how any of you can go for ena or elsie when there is the goddess that is nora batty to be adored is beyond me!!! ;-/

@st-is that "wow" for the "fiery metal horns", dude? iffen so-they are awesome, are they not? ;-D


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# Posted by Bad Horsie (Mick) - 22/09/2011, 17:45 (GMT)


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# Posted by Bad Horsie (Mick) - 22/09/2011, 17:47 (GMT)


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# Posted by ST Photography - VIVA LA COMMU... - 22/09/2011, 17:51 (GMT)

The horns are impressive Viking. But that wasn't where my "wow" was directed. Sorry dude.


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# Posted by Roj (Black Rose) - 22/09/2011, 17:58 (GMT)

WTF, how busy are we all today.lol


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# Posted by Roj (Black Rose) - 22/09/2011, 17:58 (GMT)

WTF, how busy are we all today.lol


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# Posted by viking - 22/09/2011, 17:58 (GMT)

@st-no probs,bro-the "horns" are quite resilient? -i bet it was at the mention of the immortal name-"nora batty", wasn't it-it gets some men like that, y'know-it's the stockings!! plus-i reckon you'd find your "mouse's ear" there!!! ;-P




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# Posted by Just Jay - 22/09/2011, 18:09 (GMT)

it has just taken me nearly 10 minutes to read all this lot,still have no idea what it was originally about but god did i laugh at you lot with your ena sharples and Mrs mangle!!!
pmsl
Jay ;-)


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# Posted by Jump the Shark (Andy) - 22/09/2011, 18:18 (GMT)

Superb ladies and gents! Just in case you didn't get many of the references, may I suggest you put this on your xmas list

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Rogers-Profanisaurus-IV-Magna-Farta/dp/095485778X

I've never seen anyone read it for longer that 5 minutes without their shoulders starting to shake with giggles.

One of my proudest moments was writing the script that saw our staff band's guitarist introduced as 'The wizard of sleeves' by his boss at a work performance.


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# Posted by Bad Horsie (Mick) - 22/09/2011, 18:22 (GMT)

Alec, I told you it would be deleted. I wasn't fucking around.


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# Posted by Tony- Vocalist - 22/09/2011, 18:24 (GMT)

I remember Ena being on Stars on Sunday! errr, thats it really .


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# Posted by Gypsy - 22/09/2011, 18:40 (GMT)

@Just Jay
I was just about to say they same!

lmao! Stunning work guys :) It's been an education ;) Now back to the clenches....


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# Posted by Bad Horsie (Mick) - 22/09/2011, 18:44 (GMT)

NWB! Great for the pelvic floor! :oD


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# Posted by viking - 22/09/2011, 19:23 (GMT)

@bad horsie (mick)-don't talk to me about "pelvic floor", dude!! got me into a whole heap of trouble that did!! i walked in on rock chick/margaret thatcher doing her post-natal pf e's (exercises) ..........how was i to know when i offered to nip to the chemists and get her some laxatives????? didn't speak to me for hours!! ;-(


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# Posted by Wagontown - 22/09/2011, 19:38 (GMT)

What the hells all this about mick,Ive not been anywhere but im f*****g baffled.Great blog though. lol...T


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# Posted by ST Photography - VIVA LA COMMU... - 22/09/2011, 19:54 (GMT)

138 comments and the evening crew are trying to make sense of it lmao

Good lucks boys and gals.


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# Posted by Anthem - 22/09/2011, 19:54 (GMT)

I believe Elsie was hung like a donut


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# Posted by Willow (of somebig™Fish) (Reti... - 22/09/2011, 19:55 (GMT)

keggles!

edit : Kegels


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# Posted by The Cottonhouse Shakers - 22/09/2011, 20:04 (GMT)

Wtf!


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# Posted by viking - 22/09/2011, 20:05 (GMT)

@ anthem-is why nora is so much better? untouched by human hand (or anything else!) for years!! ;-D




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# Posted by Anthem - 22/09/2011, 20:07 (GMT)

@Viking, maybe so so but you'd never hear the words ''Don't do that, I don't like it'' from Elsie.....mmmmm


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# Posted by viking - 22/09/2011, 20:09 (GMT)

@ anthem-oh, i dunno-behind that yardbrush scowl there lies a pure yorkshire heart,maybe? and-ohhhh-those wrinkled stockings!! (and-don't forget-when she is saying "no" or whatever-there's a real gleam in her eyes and a suppressed smile on her face-maybe for her it's not the "capture"-it's the thrill of the chase);-P


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# Posted by Anthem - 22/09/2011, 20:13 (GMT)

it's what else that's wrinkled that worries me. It'd be like biffing a bullet wound in a Walrus


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# Posted by Wagontown - 22/09/2011, 20:22 (GMT)

like chucking a sausage up a lobby....T


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# Posted by James - Metalleeka - 22/09/2011, 20:22 (GMT)

pmsl!!!!!


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# Posted by viking - 22/09/2011, 20:23 (GMT)

@anthem-m'mmm-possibly-what WOULD worry me though is iffen the yardbrush came out!!!either one would scare the heck outta me? :-/


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# Posted by Bad Horsie (Mick) - 22/09/2011, 21:51 (GMT)

I heard tell kids used to pay sixpence to shout hello up elsie.


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# Posted by LA80 [mark] :o) - 22/09/2011, 23:13 (GMT)

hmmmmmm its been a fascinating and funny blog.....but the bizarrest stuff on here has been posted by the current & past line ups of nighttrain ..........think that maybe certain people might be confusing what the majority of us on here actually do..........speaking personally i pick up my bass and fumble my way through circa 90 to 100 minutes of other peoples tunes and generally we get polite applause or at best people leaping up and down like demented baboons hollering for more music ........... thats pretty much it!! Some of the aforementioned nighttrain stuff reads almost like we have two rival laboratories both trying to discover a cure for aids ....... You played in a band together, clearly didnt get on, have now gone your seperate ways and good luck and all the best to you both but it really isnt any more important than changing from one window cleaner to another.........Or am i understating this matter and we should all be at defcom 2 awaiting the cessation of hostilities? ........


Anyhow Im still waiting for Alec to get off that fence and tell us all ...... Kiss, Fuck n Marry - Ena Sharples, Elsie Tanner and Nora Batty.......


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# Posted by Bad Horsie (Mick) - 22/09/2011, 23:22 (GMT)

Mark is, of course stating an opinion, which is in the spirit of the blog. He is in no way asking either side for a reply. Which is just as well, as it will be dealt with as I stated earlier. ;o)


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# Posted by LA80 [mark] :o) - 22/09/2011, 23:27 (GMT)

ah righto mick ... i thought i was stirring up a hornets nest :oD


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# Posted by Bad Horsie (Mick) - 22/09/2011, 23:42 (GMT)

lol. Nope. They can piss and bitch in any other blog. This one is too funny to be diluted by pub band politics, ;o)


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# Posted by Jez (Route 69) - 23/09/2011, 08:47 (GMT)

Bloody Hell !!! More sexual dilemas now!

It's taken me a month to decide it's alright to knock a smurfs back doors in as long as she consents and now I have to make a favourite grannysex choice! lol

Thora Hird had a nice smile (and probably false teeth - bonus!); I'm sure with a dab of butter in the right place we'd be away!

:0)

(please tell me we are assuming they're still alive?)


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# Posted by Bad Horsie (Mick) - 23/09/2011, 09:20 (GMT)

Depends on your definition of "alive" I'd say ;o)


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# Posted by LA80 [mark] :o) - 23/09/2011, 11:05 (GMT)

@ jez favourite grannysex choice??? :oD

I find that if the whole famous grannysex thing floats yer boat you should watch TVs equivalent of gods waiting room "last of the summer wine".

all those hunch backed, knock kneed, purple rinsed octagenarian sex pots in their house coats, tartan zip up boots with fur round the top and matching 2 wheeled shopping trolley things parading round in their finery will have you knocking one out all over the TV im sure.....If you get the chance watch in HD you wouldnt regret it.

filthy old gippers!


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# Posted by Bad Horsie (Mick) - 23/09/2011, 11:11 (GMT)

Bromide. That's what we need. But how to administer it?


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# Posted by LA80 [mark] :o) - 23/09/2011, 11:16 (GMT)

You might need bromide mate ... i need a una stubbs hood ornament LMAO!


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# Posted by Wagontown - 23/09/2011, 11:28 (GMT)

My mate used to fantasize about Peggy Mount.Just imagine, it must look like a beggars wallet by now...T


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# Posted by John Wilkinson: - 23/09/2011, 11:37 (GMT)

As we are on the subject...............

Five in a bed anyone ?



Best wishes

John


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# Posted by James - Metalleeka - 23/09/2011, 11:47 (GMT)

god help!!

you been busy mark??


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# Posted by LA80 [mark] :o) - 23/09/2011, 12:07 (GMT)

hmmmm .... theres an exit wound on the back of her head as well ..... it had been a while and it fired out like a wax dart!


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# Posted by Dom Blair - Tsunami69 - 23/09/2011, 12:33 (GMT)

I have now beenm reading this blog for almost 24 hours!!!!

'Dipping in' here an there out of morbid curiosity to see how low it had gotten - and all I can say is fantastic blog guys - this reminds me of the really long winding, fairly non PC, downright unpleasant blogs which had me spraying coffee on my keyboard almost 18 months ago.

Bravo my friends, bravo.

Anyway back to the plot, good shout on the golden girls........

However, how about this appreciating classic?




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# Posted by 4most Wanted - 23/09/2011, 12:57 (GMT)

Is this a site for muso's or sexual deviants? Or do the two go hand in hand? All this talk fantasising about pensioners!
You should think about getting gigs in the local social clubs lads. Fucking full of the blue rinse brigade in there and I'm sure a lot of them would be extremely grateful for a "teeth out, quick nosh" in the car park.

Anyway, Winter is almost upon us and if there's one thing guaranteed to fuck old ladies, it's hypothermia.

So do your bit this winter. Pop round to your local old folks home with the offer to keep an old girl warm. You never know, you might get lucky and all your fantasies will come true!

By the way, what has skydiving and a blow job from your Grandma got in common........................?



.......................Fucking fantastic feeling but you daren't look down!


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# Posted by The Cottonhouse Shakers - 23/09/2011, 13:42 (GMT)

FFS ....I'm eating my dinner!!!!


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# Posted by ST Photography - VIVA LA COMMU... - 23/09/2011, 13:43 (GMT)

What's blue and fucks grannies......................

Me in my lucky blue suit ;o)


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# Posted by James - Metalleeka - 23/09/2011, 14:01 (GMT)

24 hours later, still laughing.. all because of this....

# Posted by LA80 [mark] :o) - 22/09/2011, 13:26 (GMT)

always had a thing about ena sharples ..... bet she was a right randy old bag! Id have made her wobbly jowls flap about :o)




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# Posted by LA80 [mark] :o) - 23/09/2011, 14:55 (GMT)

what i adore about this particular blog and the way it has progressed is this...

there are all manner of arguements/disagreements call them what you will ... but when it all boils down to it we are all pretty much similar animals ..... FFS we all go and stand in front of people and lay ourselves wide open (much like the charming mrs sharples would do in a dream i had last night - i digress) for abuse and critiscism .....


... well theres that and then clearly theres also ...... we also all seem to covet a grown up sexy cuddle from a leathery skinned, bingo winged, fat cankled low flying angel........

And for that reason alone you all deserve a round of applause!


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# Posted by The Cottonhouse Shakers - 23/09/2011, 15:06 (GMT)

Speak for yourself!


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# Posted by Willow (of somebig™Fish) (Reti... - 23/09/2011, 15:38 (GMT)

you lost me at Nel Mangle!!

:0)


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# Posted by Bad Horsie (Mick) - 23/09/2011, 15:50 (GMT)

LMAO @ "cankled"


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# Posted by John Wilkinson: - 23/09/2011, 15:58 (GMT)

Enough of these sad old biddy's........

Getting some Phowwwarrrrrrrrr into this blog.

My vote for sexiest Woman on the planet (after my wife if you are reading this my love) ;-)



Hubba Hubba

Best wishes

John




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# Posted by LA80 [mark] :o) - 23/09/2011, 16:13 (GMT)

my photoshopping skills are sadly lacking ... was trying to superimpose a toothless harriden onto JV's picture but sadly have to admit defeat.....which is a crying shame..


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# Posted by Jez (Route 69) - 23/09/2011, 16:14 (GMT)

old biddys genitalia comments - this has to be included...


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# Posted by John Wilkinson: - 23/09/2011, 16:33 (GMT)

@ Mark...........

JV??????
;-)

Best wishes

John Vilkinson.


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# Posted by Bad Horsie (Mick) - 23/09/2011, 16:44 (GMT)

John, interesting choice. She looks better with long hair though ;o)


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# Posted by Bad Horsie (Mick) - 23/09/2011, 16:47 (GMT)

This would be my choice. Good lawd.


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# Posted by John Wilkinson: - 23/09/2011, 16:47 (GMT)

Indeed she does Matey....... ;-)

Michelle Ryan is another total babe as well.

Best wishes

John


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# Posted by John Wilkinson: - 23/09/2011, 16:51 (GMT)

Photo dont work matey ;-)

But I can imagine it ;o)

BW

John


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# Posted by Bad Horsie (Mick) - 23/09/2011, 17:04 (GMT)

Wierd. I can see it?


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# Posted by Rob Redfern, Black Rose,more f... - 23/09/2011, 17:41 (GMT)

sounds like you appreciate the sci fi babes John

Valerie Leon for me, fittest woman ever.


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# Posted by ST Photography - VIVA LA COMMU... - 23/09/2011, 18:17 (GMT)

@Mick - hands off Beckinsale. She's mine.


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# Posted by Bad Horsie (Mick) - 23/09/2011, 19:13 (GMT)

Fight you for her. I'd use that womans pubes for dental floss :oP


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# Posted by Rob Redfern, Black Rose,more f... - 23/09/2011, 19:30 (GMT)

Ingrid Pitt in where eagles dare, drool, she can serve me a steiner any time


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# Posted by viking - 23/09/2011, 19:56 (GMT)

ah! now-iffen we're talking "sci-fi" ...here's a contender for the "top totty list", methinks?


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# Posted by Havoc 51 - 25/09/2011, 14:04 (GMT)

Viking : you bugger. I was eating a bag of cheesey watsits when I started watching that. The frigging orange dye wont come out now.


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# Posted by LA80 [mark] :o) - 03/10/2011, 18:46 (GMT)

@viking ... does she carry on peeling off after the clip stops, pulling off skin n muscle until theres just a skellington left lying on the rug?


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# Posted by viking - 03/10/2011, 18:52 (GMT)

@la80-no, bro-but this gurl does!!! pmsl!! :-P




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# Posted by LA80 [mark] :o) - 03/10/2011, 18:55 (GMT)

'take it off ... take it allllll off" lol


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