07 Dec 2011
Filed Under : Rants , Voting
Posted By : ejectthetape | Comments : 46
elastic bands in sauce
So I was feeling a bit peckish at work and stumbled across a pot noodle...after eating the disgusting thing it struck me that all the sauce was left in the bottom...the question is Drink or not drink????
try drinking the Bombay Bad Boy version....hahaha!
@night train....jeez thats a bit hardcore...lol. Have u done it!!
How does one 'stumble' over a pot noodle ?? i have them on the high 'very drunk to eat ' shelf ..just below cheese n onion crisps !!! If its a proper pot noodle an extra minute is advised..then most of the water/sauce is soaked up in the noodles ...... but i dont eat that shit ...........back to me beanz n hot dogs ha !!!!
Yeh ...had a brief spell of addiction after gigs, but cured now :D
Well i was in the office and hadn't brought any food with me. I had no money on me and one of the other guys had left it in the cupboard...hence i knicked it.....never again
I would rather gnaw off my own elbow than eat a pot noodle.
Does this come under "music" or "funny"?
believe me I won't be going near them again....now where did I put that Rustlers....
@ ST...oops sorry for asking...jeez
Sooooooo ...hypothetically then ......is a pot noodle sandwich deemed bad ??? (Just curious - honest)
'45's .... hahaha nice one rick...I can always rely on you
@ Havoc...Is there something you would like to share with us???.....
Pot Noodle......the reason why dogs lick their own arses
Pot Noodle sandwiches.... that brings back memories!When I used to work regular nights I would go through a couple of trays of PNs a week - theres nothing better than sitting in the office at 6am making Bad Boy butties while the drivers arrive half asleep and probably hungover. I used to get some really inventive abuse hurled at me most mornings.Nothing wrong with the concept at all - but either way you have to wait until the noodles soften or you might as well chew the contents of your hamster cage.
I'm betting most people have tried the noodle though...or how else would you know if its good or not?
@DLSW...so a hangover cure as well...these things are multi functional...lol. But would you butter the bread?
Sorry i forgot to answer the original question...Yes you have to drink the sauce at the end, what else would you do with it.There's so many flavours you must be able to find one you like, don't give up on them so easily.I spilled a Nice-n-Spicy one over my guitar at work one night - thats music related.
Depends if you want the sauce to soak into the bread or not!
@DLSW....I was listerning to the radio at the time...does that count? Mine was a Chicken and Mushroom
My spelling's getting worse...lol
I wouldn't even waste the electric boiling the kettle to make the disgusting thing! Lol
@scaw...what about the bread thing...thats going toooo far
What you all on about?Pot noodles are Ace..........When left to rot on shelf for eternity !!!
Anything to do with the vile, fake "food" is wrong. Why waste a decent slice of bread?? Lol
Wouldn't even waste a thought LOL! By the way .. how about some batchelors super noodles! Or even better those 10p chinnese noodle packets in netto! Our drummer lives off em, but then again he's not reet !!!!
NETTO!! Do people go in there?? I went in once and developed ocd. It's tins of beans next to lightbulbs next to apples next to slippers!!! What the hell is THAT all about?? Lol
I suppose you could use it as a side dish to some real food....or maybe not
@scaw...hahaha only you would notice that....where were the noodles though?...next to the cat litter?
@45's....i think the worse thing I did was eat a chicken tikka for my breakfast to try and sober up. Cant believe you added sauce and then drank it...you filthy pig....
@ scaw re : OCD lol!Our drummers light goes on and off a fairly reasonable amount of times when we pick him up for gigs...And then there's the bloody spare snare ! Lol
I actually had a problem with it..was it right to do it. In the end I made sure no one was looking and downed it
good emergency food - just add water, ideal when all you've got for food preparation in the van is a kettle!the bombay badboy is number one, followed by chicken and mushroom!
@rick...nice one
Lozzer, Noodles Schmudels Did you know BYD were playin' the Cricketers this Sat'day 10th Dec. !!!! I'll get me coat !!! ;O)
The producer reminded me of a certain band leader on here - think transport????
I remember everyone referring to pot noodle as Martians Brains, a reference to Mars Attacks and I'm talking the original Bubblegum card series if anyone remembers em. Truely gruesome.Phil
wick - u gotta add an oxo cube too - that makes em a tad more bearable!
@skp- that bad- try marmite.... @ the power - I have the Mars Attacks cards - cult classic @ boneyard dogs - oi thats a blog jack...whats byd got to do with pot noodle...lol..no cheeky replies
Eating a pot noodle is a lot like making love to a beautiful woman.........She can be hard and resistant to the touch at first, but if you apply enough liquid she will soften up a treat and allow you to squirt your sauce all over her...... Then afterwards you feel shamed, violated, embarrassed even and need to take the offending article into the woods and destroy all evidence...... .......oh and in both cases obviously you have to drink the juice......As my after gig routine i like to dine on the following..Pork and spiced gougons, drizzled in a fine sauce 'mon pere' reduction, avec french fries and pan fried eggs all finely drizzled in a sweet tomato jus. Or sausage, egg and chips with a blob of daddies and some ketchup if you live in the real, none TV chef world.
@LA80.....Well said Swiss Tony ..... lol
What a fecking funny blog, fuckin pmsl at all the comments, I mush be the odd one out cause used to love the Beef and Tomato flavour when I was a teenager, having said that I've not eaten one for years so have forgotten how they tasted.
@ roj (black rose) Beef and tomato that has never seen any of those ingredients...oh no Im getting hungry again and theres another one in the cupboard....nooooooooooo
Ohhhh... it's all coming out nowHere's us thinking you stole one from your poor workmate and ate it in a moment of mad desperationNow you tell us you've bought/stolen a second one?You're a secret Pot Noodle eater! (R.I.P. Ross McManus by the way)LOL
Years ago I would have pot noodle on crumpets as part of my cure for insane munchies! Luckily I have become more strong minded and I now manage to control my attacks of munchies. Haven't had a PN for years but would eat one if there was nothing else. I never had too much liquid at the end because I didn't put so much water in in the first place....that's the answer....DON'T fill to the line! :)
Thanks for the tip Gary. I prefer the Ben Elton method; mix the PN then throw it down the toilet...cut out the middle-man. MN
@ DLSW.....ahh now then I bought a replacement for the one I pinched, but I have resisted all temptation. Evil things.....
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