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07 Feb 2012

The NWB Hidden Chronicles Clique

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Posted By : Tubthumper | Comments : 21

Who lives in a house like this......?

So, I got sucked into playing this daft game on facebook by Tex and Al (for no reason other than so I could send them essentials like nail guns and bushes 'n' shit). I thought it was lame and daft and all manner of other disparaging things but I acquiesced and am gutted to admit I've got hooked. I never knew I could get so much entertainment from watching grown men turn into Lawrence Llewellyn Bowen (Tex) and descend into Marlon Brando in Apocalypse Now madness (AYP).

Exhibit A:-

Exhibit B:- (Al has a bit of a dragon bush fixation, I think an intervention may be in order)

For the love of God will you all join the clique as I desperately need extra manpower to finish my swimming pool.

PS. Does anyone know if the INCIDERS are playing this weekend?

Comments

# Posted by Defunct account - 07/02/2012, 20:58 (GMT)

This one of them modern executive estates where the houses are identical?

Thank god I don't do facebook is all I can say!

:-)

# Posted by Tubthumper - 07/02/2012, 21:01 (GMT)

Yes....but you can turn them around. And cut them off from the outside world with topiary.....

# Posted by Alyerpal - 07/02/2012, 21:01 (GMT)

Why can't i buy anymore fookin' dragons? I'm thinking of branching out (did you see what I did there? Topiery....) into crocodiles.

AYbleedin'estatemanagerP

# Posted by Defunct account - 07/02/2012, 21:04 (GMT)

Stepping out into crocodiles may have been better?

# Posted by TEX & THE HARDCORE TROUBAD... - 07/02/2012, 21:09 (GMT)

Mines a Ranch !!!! like Southfork but a Ranch all the same, n the shrubbery is purely cattle fodder ;-)
n I built a stage fer outdoor Rock Festivals too
Tex Posed

# Posted by Tubthumper - 07/02/2012, 21:10 (GMT)

I think the shops all out of dragons now. Apparently there was a bit of a rush on them by a demented hairy British chap....

# Posted by Alyerpal - 07/02/2012, 21:10 (GMT)

Probably depends if they are alive or not?....

VYP

# Posted by Time - 07/02/2012, 21:13 (GMT)

Virtual festivals! What next??

# Posted by Defunct account - 07/02/2012, 21:14 (GMT)

Yeah but that sort of uncertainty would surely add to the fun?

# Posted by Tubthumper - 07/02/2012, 21:14 (GMT)

Have you noticed how Al has put his outdoor stage where he can watch from his house! Idle fecker.

I still think Tex's "wall and gate to keep in the horses too stupid to escape around the sides" is genius.

# Posted by viking - 07/02/2012, 21:26 (GMT)

@ alyerpal-here y'go, dude-you wanted a dragon-here's a dragon!! (his -ermmm-minder?-may have a different view?). ;-D

and for tex-this kind of shrubbery?

(damn-i'm good!!!!-i smuggled a "python" sketch into a tubthumper blog!!!)

# Posted by Tubthumper - 07/02/2012, 21:29 (GMT)

I think Al just likes his bush to have a bit of bite.

And yes, I did notice the smuggled python, but will forgive you since the shrubbery reference clearly relates

# Posted by viking - 07/02/2012, 21:34 (GMT)

oh-i think he'll get that, alright- although the dragon's got a fearsome set of teeth too. ';-P

and-remember-not "just a shrubbery......" !!! otherwise they may say "ni!! again!!! ;-D

# Posted by The Cottonhouse Shakers - 07/02/2012, 22:11 (GMT)

No conservatory?

(thought I'd get that one in first)

# Posted by Tubthumper - 07/02/2012, 22:46 (GMT)

There's no conservatory options unfortunately (gap in the market there Rick!), but then there's no horses in the inventory either but it's not stopped Tex from starting work on his corral for them!

# Posted by Bad Horsie (Mick) - 07/02/2012, 22:54 (GMT)

So THAT'S what it is I keep getting invites to. lol.

# Posted by TEX & THE HARDCORE TROUBAD... - 07/02/2012, 22:58 (GMT)

There's hosses !!!! with a carriage n all !!!!
ya corral ain't near ready that's why ya ain't gerrin em !!!

# Posted by Tubthumper - 07/02/2012, 23:12 (GMT)

I have to report that Al's dragon topiary bushes are now doing the conga around his mansion.....you have to see it to believe it. I nearly coughed me lung up laughing.

# Posted by Defunct account - 07/02/2012, 23:14 (GMT)

FFS do something real!

:-)

# Posted by Alyerpal - 08/02/2012, 15:54 (GMT)

And it's a big welcome to Mick 'I've got a Naughty Pony' Williams!!

LOL

AYP

# Posted by Bad Horsie (Mick) - 09/02/2012, 08:22 (GMT)

Dammit Al, I lost nearly an hour on that last night. lmao. If I hadn't played guitar at lunchtime and had a rehearsal last night I'd be most put out :oD

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