07 Apr 2009
Filed Under : Rants , Other
Posted By : Mike Collinge | Comments : 11
how about quotes from film?
I'll start the ball rolling with Withnail's "We've gone on holiday by mistake." classic!!
Mike youre a withnail fan, what a star, another one from that movie, "were not drunks we are multi millionaires, we shall buy this place and fire you immediately, and we'll install a f**king jukebox in here and liven up you stiffs a bit" i will be back with some more, but another is from the Big Lebowski "shut the F*ck up Donny" always makes me laugh every time and Lost Boys "thats the only problem with Santa Clara, all the damn vampires" i cant do any more cos i will go overboard with this quotes thing, dont encourage me Mike Disclaimer to Mr NWB............................ some good music in these films too isnt there, i love the cover of people are strange by the doors in the Lost Boys by echo and the bunnymen? (Rob trying to keep it music related so we can talk about films on a music site :-)....)
""withnail & I" - funniest film ever for me - great soundtrack too.....hendrix blasting as the jag hurtles through early morning london!
damn i cant resist a few more from the films jaws "were gonna need a bigger boat" Live and let die (or anything from roger moore in the james bond films:as the villain Tee Hee(who has a metal hook for an arm) tries to procure Roger Moores watch off his arm, struggling badly "Butterhook" Groundhog Day from Bill Murray "people are morons" ******************************************************************* laters Rob
How about Teminator 2? Arnie victorious over but totaly trashed by the new improved terminator... "I need a vacation"
Total Recall in Venusville when the taxi driver is feeling up the mutant with 3 breasts "Baby, you make me wish I had three hands"
Moe of the three stooges "Don't you realise if it wasn't for venitian blinds it would be curtains for all of us?"
'fraid i've succumbed to the lure of the "python"- "And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it." "Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away" "I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries" and, of course- "he's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!!"
you can see idle and palin just about managing to keep a straight face LOL, book of armaments chapter 1 ha ha my favourite bit is Michael Palins character in the castle the self made Yorkshireman "aye they said i was mad to build a castle in a swamp, but i built it anyway, that burnt down fell ova, so i built it again"
Yeah..................but this goes upto 11" And any early Charlie Chaplin film then Ian can't tell me to shut up when I'd much prefer to chatter!
"sphincter says what" Waynes World "who throws a shoe ?" austin powers "in all the excitement ....etc" dirty harry "wot knockers" young frankenstein "the sherrifs a %*~##~@~" blazing saddles "Urrrrrrrrrr" Frankenstein
"I'd Buy THAT for a dollar!!" - Robocop
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