If you can go through this list without crying with laughter, then you're a better person than me :)
http://www.kissthisguy.com/961song-Bohemian-Rhapsody.htm
Although, we found another belter for Killer queen
The real line is "she keeps her Moet and Chandon in a pretty cabinet"
The misheard line is :
"she keeps a mower and a shotgun in a pretty cabinet"
PMSL