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19 Jun 2009

What's the funniest song title you've encountered?

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Posted By : Scott - Metalleeka | Comments : 20

There are some belters out there :-)

Ones that I can think of straight away are :

White Zombie : Welcome to planet Motherf**ker Psycholic sl@g
White Zombie : El Phantasmo and the chicken run blastorama

Lawnmower Deth : Sumo rabbit and his inescapable trap of doom
Lawnmower Deth : Duck Off (which consists of Qualcast Mutilator playing a duck call then being shot at the end lol)

Come to think off it, all lawnmower deth tracks qualify :-D

Comments

# Posted by delete 79 - 19/06/2009, 15:22 (GMT)

not massively funny but i always loved "everybodies got something to hide except for me and my monkey"

# Posted by Scott - Metalleeka - 19/06/2009, 15:27 (GMT)

my mate is a massive AOR fan and he sent me a track by Danger Danger called "Slipped her the big one"

LMAO

# Posted by SABRE - 19/06/2009, 15:38 (GMT)

my piss take of 4x4 drivers in toyota land cruisers is humerous. Liquid Magma And Oxygen.

# Posted by delete 79 - 19/06/2009, 15:42 (GMT)

yeah i can attest for petes quality viginete to the power of the toyota!

# Posted by Mr Bifter - 19/06/2009, 15:46 (GMT)

Friend of mine once wrote a song called 'Cabbage' using only the chords C A B B A G E. I thought that was pretty funny!

# Posted by delete 79 - 19/06/2009, 15:47 (GMT)

haha thats well funny!

# Posted by James - Metalleeka - 19/06/2009, 16:10 (GMT)

Genesis' ABACAB was so named due to formulaic arrangment

Cream's BADGE was so named because Clapton misread Jack Bruce's scrawl for the word BRIDGE..

I'm pretty sure the Macc Lads qualify for funny song titles; as do Spinal Tap

# Posted by Gareth - 19/06/2009, 16:20 (GMT)

Budgie could always be relied upon for some amusing song titles. "In the grip of a tyre fitter's hand" springs to mind as well as "Nude Disintegrating Parachute Woman" and "Hot as a Docker's Armpit"!

# Posted by Scott - Metalleeka - 19/06/2009, 16:26 (GMT)

LOL

# Posted by Rumble Fat Band - 19/06/2009, 18:13 (GMT)

The "B" Side of I take What I Want by the Artwoods, (really showing my age now), was titled, takes deep breath:
"I'm looking for a Saxophonist doubling Fench Horn wearing size 37 boots"

# Posted by Anthem - 19/06/2009, 19:01 (GMT)

there was a band in the 80's (can't remember the name ) did a song called ''She loves my cock'' absolute classic

# Posted by Scott - Metalleeka - 19/06/2009, 19:29 (GMT)

LOL

# Posted by Scott - Metalleeka - 19/06/2009, 19:31 (GMT)

oh forgot about the classic "too drunk to f**k" by the dead kennedys

# Posted by Anthem - 19/06/2009, 19:42 (GMT)

Samson did ''I wish I was the saddle of a school girls bike'' on the Survivors album. Bruce Dickinson on rhythmn guitar and backing vocals

# Posted by Scott - Metalleeka - 19/06/2009, 20:08 (GMT)

LMAO

# Posted by Blind Justice (Sarah) - 19/06/2009, 20:44 (GMT)

Yeah def Lawnmower deth 'The seventh church of the apocolyptic lawnmower' and theres always the Faces 'You can make me dance sing or anything (even take the dog for a walk, mend a fuse, fold away the ironing board, or any other domestic short comings)' from 1974!!

# Posted by viking - 19/06/2009, 20:46 (GMT)

c'mon people!!-the song title to end ALL song titles gets played regular on what used to be pure biker fm- (forgot what it's called now-doh!)!!
KILL THE WABBIT by ozzy fudd!!!! awesome!!! :-)
and-one for rob-nickelback's latest - "i'll come for you (but only if you ask me to")!!!

# Posted by Rob Redfern, Black Rose,more f... - 20/06/2009, 14:29 (GMT)

Posted by viking - 19/06/2009, 20:46 (GMT)

one for rob-nickelback's latest - "i'll come for you (but only if you ask me to")!!!

************very nice Viking, one is impressed, see you at the cricketers 11th July!!!!!!!!!!

# Posted by viking - 20/06/2009, 14:34 (GMT)

@ robdog-thought you'd like that one-these americans obviously haven't got their heads round the english errrr-vernacular??? and yep - looking forward to it!! coming round fast,aint it?:-)

p.s. you might want to check out shell's comments on uncle rotters "sex, filth and fit goth chicks" blog....ooooerr missus!! (she's denying it but.....???)

# Posted by Rob Redfern, Black Rose,more f... - 20/06/2009, 14:57 (GMT)

sounds good, will have a look now :-)

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