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02 Jul 2009

Pensioner joke........

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Posted By : Bad Horsie (Mick) | Comments : 2

Hope this is allowed......?

A senior citizen goes in for his yearly checkup with his wife tagging along.

When the doctor enters the examination room he says;
"I will need a blood sample,a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample."

The man being hard of hearing turns to his wife and asks "What did he say?".

The wife yells back;

"He wants your underpants."

Comments

# Posted by delete 79 - 02/07/2009, 10:24 (GMT)

an old man goes to the docs and explains that him and his wife want to have a baby. puzzled the doctor explains that this is the first time he's ever had such a request and says they'd need to carried out a sperm count, gives the old man a sample pot and sends him on his way.
the old man returns the next week and the doctor notices the sample pot is empty "what happened?" asked the doc. "well!" said the old man. "i tried with my right hand and i tried with my left hand! my wife tried with her right hand, her left hand and then BOTH hands! she even tried with her mouth! but we could NOT get the lid off!"

haha

# Posted by 45's - 02/07/2009, 15:53 (GMT)

An old woman rang the local chemist and asked " Do you deliver incontinence pants ?". " Yes " said the chemist, I'll just grab a pen". "Right love, Where are you ringing from ?" asked the chemist, and the old lady replied " From my fuckin' waist down !"

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