NWB - Community Blog

Avatar

Things that piss me off

Filed Under : Rants

Posted By : Mark C Marauder + Whitefake | Comments : 171

Thursday rant


I have noticed there has been a lot of positivity recently so I thought we could get things back to normal by seeing what pisses people off. Feel free to add to the list along with valid reasons and I will decide if they are justified or not hehe
1. Oasis and their nasally whining offshoots: Blatant Beatles rip off with no substance and an arrogance that beggars belief
2. Middle lane hoggers: Why are you so fucking frightened of empty first lanes you tossers
3. Fuckwitts who park in disabled/parent toddler bays when they are neither disabled or with toddlers: Usually BMW drivers who are too lazy to walk the extra 15 feet, inconsiderate twats
4. People who phone up where I work on Sundays and ask if we are open: No mate, this is a really sophisticated answer machine.
5. Tofu: What the fuck??? the most pointless foodstuff ever invented.

I leave the rest to you

Comments

Avatar
 
# Posted by Scottyboy Black Rose - 27/06/2013, 11:27 (GMT)

Number 4. Usually bank holidays for me...or when they ring up at 5:15 and say 'I know you close at half past put i'm just 20 minutes away' Tough shit pal, see you in the morning!

After the week i've had there's plenty of things to go on this list, but if I start I wont be able to stop!

Scotty


Avatar
 
# Posted by Mick (ex Bad Horsie) - 27/06/2013, 11:30 (GMT)

Going to work on motorbike then thinking "I'll go shopping at lunch.........shit."

Guitar face. It's a solo. You aren't taking a dump.

BMW X6. The perfect hate car.

Helmet hair. How the hell does it happen when you have a number 4????

Baby fucking Tuckoo

Thick string snobs




Avatar
 
# Posted by ThatDawnOne - 27/06/2013, 11:38 (GMT)

Women who cover themselves in orange fake tan, gel nails, hair entensions and false lashes, then say they are looking for a real man.


Avatar
 
# Posted by WAGONTOWN - 27/06/2013, 11:40 (GMT)

Wot you on about Oasis are brilliant, and that's bollocks, they're fuck all like the Beatles.

Aprat from that, selfish bastards who don't indicate at roundabouts, and knobheads who switch their fog lights on when a cloud passes the moon. Bands who play Xmas songs in June.

I could go on all day, but i'll let someone else have a go. Been waiting for this blog.

Tel


Avatar
 
# Posted by Off The Rails - 27/06/2013, 11:42 (GMT)

Punters who won`t move when you are humping gear in and out of a venue.

People who drive right up yer arse.

People who say "I`ll ring you right back, but don`t ring you at all".


Avatar
 
# Posted by Mark C Marauder + Whitefake - 27/06/2013, 11:42 (GMT)

my blog, my rules Tel hehe ;)


Avatar
 
# Posted by ThatDawnOne - 27/06/2013, 11:43 (GMT)

@Tel "Wot you on about Oasis are brilliant, and that's bollocks, they're fuck all like the Beatles."

You and I can no longer be friends - it's been nice knowing you x


Avatar
 
# Posted by THE STANCE - 27/06/2013, 11:44 (GMT)

I'm with you on number 3 mate. I have a 3 year old and a 4 month old so it winds me up big time when some selfish pr*ck decides to park in a parent and child bay without a child.

Just as bad when they think having a kid in their early teens warrants parking there!

You got me angry now!!! ;-)


Avatar
 
# Posted by Mark C Marauder + Whitefake - 27/06/2013, 11:45 (GMT)

Katie Price (Jordan): the self obsessed, gold digging, attention seeking, orange slapper with a fanny like a yawning donkey no doubt


Avatar
 
# Posted by thE gEmiNi mAn - aN eNiGmA - 27/06/2013, 11:46 (GMT)

Royal Mail & Post Office Counters - queues

Getting behind someone at a bar who orders a guinness


Avatar
 
# Posted by Mick (ex Bad Horsie) - 27/06/2013, 11:46 (GMT)

People who drive at 20 in a 30 zone and get uppity at you when you try to lob a grenade through their sunroof. Safe driving my arse.

The colour beige.

Chavs and their dogs.

Hip cramp.

Hash browns. At least pretend to try and cook them first, MacDonalds.

Getting tuna stuck between your teeth.


Avatar
 
# Posted by ben murray - 27/06/2013, 11:58 (GMT)

Posted by ThatDawnOne

"Women who cover themselves in orange fake tan, gel nails, hair entensions and false lashes, then say they are looking for a real man"

where would i find one of these dawn?


Avatar
 
# Posted by STRANGEWAYS - THE BEST OF CLAS... - 27/06/2013, 11:59 (GMT)

Teenagers and even worse twenty something men wearing jeans hanging down so yo can see their underwear.
Crop tops on people who arevtoo old orvtoo corpulent to justify such a garment.


Avatar
 
# Posted by WAGONTOWN - 27/06/2013, 12:02 (GMT)

I'll make it up to you Dawn one night.


Indian waiters that keep picking up yer Kingfisher and topping yer glass up, fuck off.

People who mill around the entrance to Tesco in their cars trying to get as close as possible, it takes me 1 minute to walk from the furthest bay...lazy bastards.

Tel


Avatar
 
# Posted by genehunt - 27/06/2013, 12:04 (GMT)

women who con you into having sex with them on a Sunday morning just so you'll spend Sunday afternoon in ikea with them.
easyjet. f**kin hate easyjet.
people that shout 3 4 like its the very 1st time when soundchecking.
the wifes's mother grr

and when there's not enough bog roll and you have to sit and wait for someone to come home. ah well.


Avatar
 
# Posted by WAGONTOWN - 27/06/2013, 12:09 (GMT)

Fancy an afternoon in IKEA Dawn ?

Snigger.

Tel


Avatar
 
# Posted by ben murray - 27/06/2013, 12:10 (GMT)

i love ikea


Avatar
 
# Posted by VANKWISH - 27/06/2013, 12:12 (GMT)

rain on a fekking bank holiday...

celine fucking dion

meat fatfuck loaf..

work..

5 amp bastard fuses in IEC leads..

fucktards nicking my pen at work..

price of fekking beer in pubs..

retards who wear them fekking awful strappy sandle things with white sock.. you total retarded bastards..

Smart Cars.... really fucking why???

wagon drivers who try to overtake another wagon... at the same fuckingbastardwankering speed for 20 fekking miles...

but most of all.....

fucking caravans and cyclist's, get the fuck out the way.....


Avatar
 
# Posted by VANKWISH - 27/06/2013, 12:13 (GMT)

ps.....

thanks for this blog Mark.. I feel much better now..

:D \m/ \m/


Avatar
 
# Posted by genehunt - 27/06/2013, 12:15 (GMT)

@Ben
well i'll let myself get duped into sex every sunday and then you can do the afternoon shift at ikea with. however you gotta build the fkin thing when you get back .


Avatar
 
# Posted by WAGONTOWN - 27/06/2013, 12:17 (GMT)

strappy sandle things with white socks.... Did you see me in Benidorm Marc? I don't play Sex On Fire so im only a partially retarded bastard.

Tel


Avatar
 
# Posted by Mr Cottonhouse - 27/06/2013, 12:29 (GMT)

@Vankwish - wagon drivers who try to overtake another wagon... at the same fuckingbastardwankering speed for 20 fekking miles...

Sorry to ask a question like this but..... You don't drive a BMW X6 do you?


Avatar
 
# Posted by ThatDawnOne - 27/06/2013, 12:33 (GMT)

@Ben Try Pharoahs or Lava/Ignite, there's loads of em.

@Tel I'm always up for a trip to Ikea. Are you footing the bill? Don't go expecting a Sunday morning bunk-up though, my morning hair would make Ron Jeremy resort to Viagra :D x


Avatar
 
# Posted by Jeepster Gaz ( RailerMania ) - 27/06/2013, 12:35 (GMT)

Snapping a lace just as you are ready to go out ! Bastard, its just happened !


Avatar
 
# Posted by VANKWISH - 27/06/2013, 12:38 (GMT)

@ The Cottonhouse Shakers

if I could afford one, I fooking would... but wouldn't drive it like a tool!!!

you don't drive a wagon do you?


Avatar
 
# Posted by Jez - 27/06/2013, 12:39 (GMT)

AOL. Get it sorted, i can't work all day off a windows phone!

Head teachers. They complain when you take your child out a day early for holidays but are happy to cancel school at the drop of a hat for strikes, snowflakes etc.

People who can't park and need the room of a stretch limo for a little Hyundai 3 door. My neighbour


Avatar
 
# Posted by Dean (Drummer) - 27/06/2013, 12:43 (GMT)

- Paul Weller
- Rhianna's 'Southpark Cartman' voice
- People who constantly whine about Oasis
- Drummer's that angle their toms like a retard
- People that raise the tone at the end of every sentence like it's a question
- Hangover's on a week day
- Airport queue's
- The BBC
- Know it all's
- Cats
- Music snobs
- Monday mornings
- Screaming kids

That's enough to be going on with...


Avatar
 
# Posted by ben murray - 27/06/2013, 12:50 (GMT)

@dawn tried lava ignite last firday. 4.30am i was in there till and it was a sausage fest. youd have loved it! you missed my moves. noted for pharaohs in future tho


Avatar
 
# Posted by ThatDawnOne - 27/06/2013, 12:53 (GMT)

@Dean - "People that raise the tone at the end of every sentence like it's a question." THIS! I had a doctor on the phone that did this yesterday, she wasn't even Australian. What the hell is that all about?


Avatar
 
# Posted by Mr Cottonhouse - 27/06/2013, 12:54 (GMT)

@Vankwish - haha no but I have always driven vans and there is a very good reason why it takes a vehicle weighing over 20 tons a little longer to overtake another 50ft long vehicle. And to be fair, they always leave the overtaking lane free for everybody else to get past.

Now bus drivers..... That is a different scenario altogether.

Middle lane hoggers and people who always drive between 5-10 mph below the speed limit - they really do my head in. Those people who drive at 25 mph and then slow down to 15mph when they go past a speed camera! Grrrrrrr


Avatar
 
# Posted by ThatDawnOne - 27/06/2013, 12:55 (GMT)

@Ben Sausage fest? Babes, I've been on veggie sausages since 1997 (that's not a euphemism for being a lesbian by the way). You and Tel have such a charming way with words :)


Avatar
 
# Posted by Dean (Drummer) - 27/06/2013, 12:59 (GMT)

@Dawn - Aye it get's right on my t*ts!!


Avatar
 
# Posted by VANKWISH - 27/06/2013, 13:09 (GMT)

@The Cottonhouse Shakers

I know there's a good reason....

it's to piss me off!!!!


Avatar
 
# Posted by Mark C Marauder + Whitefake - 27/06/2013, 13:15 (GMT)

people at cash points: YOU DO NOT NEED TO GET A FULL FUCKING STATEMENT AND TRANSACTION DETAILS FOR THE LAST FIFTEEN TWATTING YEARS


Avatar
 
# Posted by Mr Cottonhouse - 27/06/2013, 13:39 (GMT)

@Vankwish - haha. When you see them indicating to overtake, do you-

A). sit tight and pretend that you haven't seen him/her
B). speed up to get past him quickly so that he can pull out into the middle lane.
C) indicate and move over to the overtaking lane


Avatar
 
# Posted by Mr Cottonhouse - 27/06/2013, 13:41 (GMT)

Needless to say you don't slow down and flash him to pull out in front of you... lol


Avatar
 
# Posted by VANKWISH - 27/06/2013, 13:41 (GMT)

indicate... pmsl.....

wagon driver mentality..

me bigger than you... me no indicate... me move out if anything there or not...


Avatar
 
# Posted by THE STAN'S - 27/06/2013, 13:46 (GMT)

@ Sugar Bullets !! Weekday Hangovers !! Urgh


Avatar
 
# Posted by Dean (Drummer) - 27/06/2013, 13:57 (GMT)

@Stans - Was out at Paul Heaton's pub in Salford last night watching a mates band's warm up gig before they play Glasto this weekend......MESSY!! Cool night though...Clint Boon was DJ'ing.

Never good on a weeknight...


Avatar
 
# Posted by Stone Mile - 27/06/2013, 14:17 (GMT)

Loads and loads - now let me think and I'll get back to you


Avatar
 
# Posted by Stone Mile - 27/06/2013, 14:19 (GMT)

Drivers who give way both ways at roundabouts - absolutely makes my blood boil!!! - what a great blog


Avatar
 
# Posted by thorazine - 27/06/2013, 14:20 (GMT)




Not an Oasis fan but:
Arrogance - that's what music in this genre has always been about.
Try writing a song that sounds like The Beatles but isn't one - it's not that easy.

Things that piss me off:
Fuckwitts (sic) that post things on here that have nothing to do with music e.g. Disabled
parking spaces.
Certain members who appear to think they have the God - given right to say anything they want
but object to others who aren't in the NWB clique.


Avatar
 
# Posted by John Wilkinson: - 27/06/2013, 14:33 (GMT)

Trolls.....

Best wishes

John


Avatar
 
# Posted by Jables - 27/06/2013, 14:45 (GMT)

The wanker in the next office who sits looking at Facebook all day, then complains about me using my phone.

Me, when I sit down to practice my guitar and end up just playing a bunch of songs I already know how to play.


Avatar
 
# Posted by Mr Cottonhouse - 27/06/2013, 14:48 (GMT)

@John - And cyber bullies......


Avatar
 
# Posted by Dean (Drummer) - 27/06/2013, 14:48 (GMT)

Here's another that I hate with a passion.....

People uploading Youtube videos of themselves singing along to a song, in their bedrooms, looking all serious and trying WAAAY too hard.......when really everyone else is just thinking YOU LOOK LIKE A TWAT!!

Same goes for bedroom drummer videos....fuck off with your fancy stick flicks and go play some gigs you bellends!!

Oh and here's another........

People that upload the shittest most pixelated videos to Youtube that they've taken on their crappy 1997 Nokia, usually at a concert with a sound of constant screaming. Dicks.

There....


Avatar
 
# Posted by LAST GANG IN TOWN - 27/06/2013, 14:52 (GMT)

Things that piss me off....part 1.
Rock Snobs.....
People who only play to their mates in their local and get all big headed because they're mates say 'You guys are awesome'....
Bands who all snigger to each other and stare at the culprit of the 'bum' note...
Bands who obviously don't practice enough...
Bands who think they're Man United when in reality they're more like Hyde Utd....
Bands who describe themselves as Northwests No 1 or Northwests Best band on their posters when they are clearly not.
Bands who believe all the fake credit when they've just done a 'free' set at a charity gig...
Bands who are new on the scene who think they're as good as a similar band that been around for years simply because their sister says 'awesome' on Facebook....
People who use fake 'testimonials' on their web sites from their mates/sisters etc.....
Two faced bastards.
Bands who spend hours tuning up without muting, or turning down their amp...
Bands with 3 guitarists who pass round one tuner...
Guitarists who's cables fall out...wrap it around your strap you twat...
Guitarists who straps fall off.....but a strap lock you twat....
Drummers who need to piss halfway through your set....
Singers who introduce a song 'It goes something like this'
Singers who say 'here's one for all the old Punks out there' before starting Teenage Kicks.
People who think their band is great because some drunks down the pub cheer when they play Sex on Fire...Hire a room and charge them £5 to get in and lets see how fucking popular you are then...
People who say 'I used to be in a band' before boring you shitless...
People with B O....
People who have to stand 2 inches from your face when they talk to you...back off....
People who tug at your arm to get your attention...
People who drink any 'diet' drink containing Aspartame...MORONS...
Drivers who don't indicate.
Drivers who sit at a red light with their foot on the brake, especially at night when the car behind is blinded by that big light in the middle of the rear window...
People who drop litter without a care in the World.
People who think they know better than you about anything and everything.
People with small hands.
False laughter.
False praise.
Liars.
Dog shit in public.
No Bog paper.
Shopping Trolleys with wonky wheels.
Old people who stink of piss.
Roadworks.
Sheeple who deny they're Sheeple yet can sit through 'X-Idol' shows with all that canned false cheering and screeching...
People who watch the adverts on TV shows they've recorded...
And fucking loads more.......



Avatar
 
# Posted by GEORGIA BROWNS - 27/06/2013, 15:01 (GMT)

@Gary(LGIT) Can't believe you forgot to mention a certain Mr Tevez.


Gary:-))


Avatar
 
# Posted by T CLOTH - 27/06/2013, 15:26 (GMT)

Drivers who can`t or won`t dip their headlights - arseholes!


Avatar
 
# Posted by Jez - 27/06/2013, 15:29 (GMT)

people smoking in pub doorways,
same people putting their tabs out on the floor,
people ordering coffee in pubs,
people queue jumping in pubs or waving money! We've all got some pal, that's why we're here!
bar staff who don't know who's next,
shit pints and staff who won't change them,
pints with 2" heads,
people who can only shout, not speak,
people who can't piss in urinals, sit down if you're dicks that small,
having to stand in piss at urinals,
wetherspoons,


Avatar
 
# Posted by LAST GANG IN TOWN - 27/06/2013, 15:31 (GMT)

@GaryGB
Mr Tevez has never pissed me off.....Now Mr Suarez on the other hand....maybe in Part 2...but I don't really want to get drawn into a futile football argument on NWB.


Avatar
 
# Posted by GEORGIA BROWNS - 27/06/2013, 15:32 (GMT)

People who mime at you what they would like to drink when the band are in full flow - all you can see is
apababababababplease FFS either shout or point.

People who tap a coin on the T bar thinking they will get served quicker - No you won't I will just ignore you for a bit longer.

Dickheads who call me a glory hunter even though I was stood on the Stretford end before they and half their Dad's were born and had to endure all the shite that passed through those Hallowed gates during the late Sixties and early Seventies.

People who give you a price for anything and then try to screw another xxxx pounds out of you later.

Thieving conniving selfish fraudulent fuck you up the arse Pubco's and all that is connected with them.

Gobshytes.

Ah well - Have a nice day everyone.


Gary:-)))


Avatar
 
# Posted by John Wilkinson: - 27/06/2013, 15:36 (GMT)

@ Last Gang....In the words of Krusty The Clown

"Angry, angry young man" ;-)

But I do agree about

People who think their band is great because some drunks down the pub cheer when they play Sex on Fire...Hire a room and charge them £5 to get in and lets see how fucking popular you are then...

Best wishes

John


Avatar
 
# Posted by Asa - 27/06/2013, 15:50 (GMT)

@thorazine - "Certain members who appear to think they have the God - given right to say anything they want but object to others who aren't in the NWB clique." Yeahh, WANKERS!

I hate all of the above. And scousers.

And the bloke behind me at Rush who wanted to sing every song, badly. Dickhead.


Avatar
 
# Posted by JCH - 27/06/2013, 15:57 (GMT)

@GEORGIA BROWNS, - tickled me that first part of your recent posting / re people miming at you for a round of drinks Ha Ha Ha > just reminded me of a Les Dawson sketch with Roy B in the Launderette :)


Avatar
 
# Posted by Tex's bassbitch - 27/06/2013, 16:04 (GMT)

The Wigan and district formation car parking team who practice outside my house. C*nts, one and all.


Avatar
 
# Posted by WAGONTOWN - 27/06/2013, 16:04 (GMT)

I knew the 2 Garys would love this, ha ha, spleen venting time. LGIT you've got the qualifications of a psychiatrist there.

NWBrs who make comments in the name of their band not their own name. Is it so fkn hard to type John, Brian, Fred, after your comment?

Ghosty like figures who float around the ether, coming back to earth now & then accusing everyone of being in a clique.

50 odd year olds who sit on stage at open mics playing a guitar to backing tracks with vocals on em. FFS don't you realise what knobs you look?.

Tel







Avatar
 
# Posted by Mark C Marauder + Whitefake - 27/06/2013, 16:07 (GMT)

people who don't get a light hearted blog and then just Troll to provoke a response. You can tell school is cancelled today huh!


Avatar
 
# Posted by Asa - 27/06/2013, 16:11 (GMT)

@MarkC - Was it the scousers comment? ;o)


Avatar
 
# Posted by Mark C Marauder + Whitefake - 27/06/2013, 16:16 (GMT)

calm down calm down lol


Avatar
 
# Posted by thE gEmiNi mAn - aN eNiGmA - 27/06/2013, 16:26 (GMT)

Bouncers


Avatar
 
# Posted by GEORGIA BROWNS - 27/06/2013, 16:38 (GMT)

@Gemini - There is a lot of scope there, Do you mean Baby Bouncers - Cricket Bouncers - Or Golden Labradors called Bouncer?

Gary


Avatar
 
# Posted by thorazine - 27/06/2013, 16:43 (GMT)


@ thE gEmiNi mAn:

Well said Sir.


@ Georgia Browns:

I think he means those testosterone - fuelled Neanderthals you have on your doors.


Avatar
 
# Posted by a band - 27/06/2013, 16:49 (GMT)

Oasis were/are a great band

I hate crocs and ugg boots


Avatar
 
# Posted by VANKWISH - 27/06/2013, 16:50 (GMT)

Lol... ^^^^^^^^


Avatar
 
# Posted by GEORGIA BROWNS - 27/06/2013, 16:55 (GMT)

@Thora - I think you will find those are just our Female customers.

Gary


Avatar
 
# Posted by STONEMAN - 27/06/2013, 16:56 (GMT)

timewasters !


Avatar
 
# Posted by thorazine - 27/06/2013, 17:02 (GMT)


@ Gary.
For once,can't help but agree with you.


Avatar
 
# Posted by LAST GANG IN TOWN - 27/06/2013, 17:04 (GMT)

Things that piss me off....part 2.
People who sing Teenage Kicks and put an invisible phone to their ear while singing 'I'm gonna call her on the Telephone'...
People who wear hats in Pubs...
Pot Noodles...
People who offer to help you with your gear when they're pissed.
People on NWB who end every fucking comment with 'Best Wishes'...
People who think they know me....
People who think they can control me...
People who buy cheap guitars that don't stay in tune for more than 2 songs...
People who drink Halfs...
People who wear sun glasses in the pub...
Scroungers...
People who take the p,p,p,piss out of p,p,p,people who s,s,s,s,stutter...
Americans....
People who come on here saying how much something costs and then put the price in Dollars in brackets...
People who always say 'Eh'...when they heard you in the first place...
People over the age of 40 who still wear Football Shirts in public....
People who don't put their shopping Trolleys back in the designated areas...
People who say 'Chips & Fish'....
People who call a Mouse a Moggy....
People who put on fake accents...
People who sing along to shite when they're pissed.....
Zebra crossings....there are no fucking Zebras in Runcorn....
Women who don't say thank you when you open a door for them....
People, usually kids, who constantly spit.....
Young people in shops who've had a days training who think they can handle every situation....
Beer with no head....
Warm Beer....
Being given chicken nuggets instead of a Hamburger with my Happy Meal....
Golf....
Foreigners that come here, Bite people, Spit at people, Racially abuse people, insult opposing supporters, Dive and Cheat and then say....I'm leaving because I'm being unfairly treated.....
The people who blindly defend said foreigner.....
Winklepickers....
Yellow Cars...
Bread without Butter....
Being given foreign coins in your change when the cheeky bastards scrutinise your brand new £20 note...
Blatant bullshitting and arse licking to get 'In' with a band or a venue...
PeOplE WHo TyPe LiKe tHIs.....
Cyclists....
People that come on NWB moaning about what pisses them off....
And loads more.....







Avatar
 
# Posted by GEORGIA BROWNS - 27/06/2013, 17:07 (GMT)

Awwww Thora - You don't want to be doing that (agreeing) - our little chat's in the trick cyclist's cyberworld waiting room wont be half as interesting.


Gary


Avatar
 
# Posted by thorazine - 27/06/2013, 17:13 (GMT)



@ Gary.
Sorry about that,we'll soon get back to normal.
BTW do you like my profile picture?


Avatar
 
# Posted by GEORGIA BROWNS - 27/06/2013, 17:15 (GMT)

@Gary(LGIT) - It's getting better by the post - Can't wait for part 3.

Thought you let the biting spitting foreigner off a little lightly though.


Gary:-))


Avatar
 
# Posted by GEORGIA BROWNS - 27/06/2013, 17:18 (GMT)

@Thora - Very nice Tel will love it. - Was it taken last time you were in court.

Gary


Avatar
 
# Posted by WAGONTOWN - 27/06/2013, 17:27 (GMT)

I told you it was a woman, im getting a lazy lob on now.

Hey Last Gary in Town, us and Tex's Troubadours wear hats in pubs.

Short arsed egomaniacs who have amps bigger than themselves in PUBS.

Best wishes Tel


Avatar
 
# Posted by GEORGIA BROWNS - 27/06/2013, 17:32 (GMT)

@Tel

Lazy lob - Pissin miself, Not heard that for yonks. Come to think of it, not fkn had one for yonks.

Gary


Avatar
 
# Posted by LAST GANG IN TOWN - 27/06/2013, 17:36 (GMT)

Tel....I know....best wishes ha ha ha ha....


Avatar
 
# Posted by thorazine - 27/06/2013, 17:48 (GMT)

@ Wagontrain

From what I've seen of you and your Hog jowls and Grits band,you can forget
any type of "Lazy Lob" on my part.

( That better Gary?]

third@takethepiss.com


Avatar
 
# Posted by WAGONTOWN - 27/06/2013, 17:54 (GMT)

Ha Ha .Thats just as well Thora, you wouldn't wanna come into contact with the Quimsplitter anyway.

Hog Jowls & grits band...love it.

Tel


Avatar
 
# Posted by thorazine - 27/06/2013, 18:05 (GMT)


@ Wagontel: Now play the game dear boy,you're not supposed to love it!

One more for tonight methinks!

People in so-called Punk bands who actually want their members to be able to play.
Not quite in the "spirit" of punk do you think?


Avatar
 
# Posted by Roj (Black Rose) - 27/06/2013, 18:10 (GMT)

Pointless blogs and false promises.


Avatar
 
# Posted by LAST GANG IN TOWN - 27/06/2013, 18:22 (GMT)

@thorazine
I'll tell you what REALLY pisses me off....
Fucking Bastard Rock Snobs in Blues Rock Bands who THINK they know what Punk is and expect Punk musicians to be inferior to themselves but are horrified into ignorance induced denial that some of them can wipe the fucking floor with them....You THINK you can verse me on the spirit of Punk...get a hair-cut and a bath first Hippy....


Avatar
 
# Posted by thE gEmiNi mAn - aN eNiGmA - 27/06/2013, 18:27 (GMT)

@thorazine People in so-called Punk bands who actually want their members to be able to play.
Not quite in the "spirit" of punk do you think?

Whothe F*** Are you ?


Avatar
 
# Posted by WAGONTOWN - 27/06/2013, 18:39 (GMT)

Gemini Man . Who the fuck are you if it comes to that.?????

lol...Blog of the year.


Tel


Avatar
 
# Posted by kick - 27/06/2013, 18:45 (GMT)

French people


Avatar
 
# Posted by kick - 27/06/2013, 18:45 (GMT)

French people


Avatar
 
# Posted by kick - 27/06/2013, 18:45 (GMT)

French people


Avatar
 
# Posted by kick - 27/06/2013, 18:45 (GMT)

French people


Avatar
 
# Posted by ThatDawnOne - 27/06/2013, 18:51 (GMT)

Wow, Kick REALLY hates French people :D


Avatar
 
# Posted by thorazine - 27/06/2013, 18:52 (GMT)


@ LGIT
You're not old enough to actually know what punk was about.
And as for snobbery - look again at your posting.
Wake me up sometime Cabaret Punk boy.
@ Wagon town - I agree best blog in ages! - Loving it.


Avatar
 
# Posted by M - 27/06/2013, 18:58 (GMT)

I hate the Fecking Feckers, that try to Feck you over any Fecking way they Fecking can, the Fecking Feckers.


Avatar
 
# Posted by LAST GANG IN TOWN - 27/06/2013, 19:02 (GMT)

@Thorazine....how old do you think I am? and how old do you have to be to be a Punk?....
Do you have the rule book in front of you ?
Yet more deluded stereotyping from a Rock Snob.


Avatar
 
# Posted by M - 27/06/2013, 19:02 (GMT)

@ Last gang in town,

Bread without proper butter is a real pisser.

Best Wishes.


Avatar
 
# Posted by TEX & THE HARDCORE TROUBAD... - 27/06/2013, 19:18 (GMT)

I like me hat, saves me usin loadsa oil n laquer ;-)
n stop draggin me into it Tel ya menk !!!!
Bestest regards
Texaco


Avatar
 
# Posted by VANKWISH - 27/06/2013, 20:06 (GMT)

So called football fans who spend more time talking about other teams and players than they do about their own team........

And the saying....

People in glass houses... Blah blah blah......!!

Best wishes...

MaRc.


Avatar
 
# Posted by LAST GANG IN TOWN - 27/06/2013, 20:32 (GMT)

What pisses me off....part 3.

People blaming the smoking ban for pubs closing whilst their fridges are full of cheap ASDA booze....
Shite Sheeple TV...Soaps for MORONS etc...
The X-Box generation....remember when kids picked up 'real' guitars instead of those shit plastic ones on Guitar hero.....
'Diet' Mayo.....
Kebab Houses that close before 2am....
The Price of petrol....
Clueless fuckwits who think 'I can make a killing if I put bands on in my pub'....'it'll be dead easy if we move that fish tank out the way'.....
Landlords who try a Punk band in a 'Classic' Rock stronghold only to complain 'we're '' too loud...
People who text instead of actually picking up the phone to speak to you...
People who swing key chains back and too around their finger....
People who just smile at you when you insult them....
People who go into the chippy straight from the gym....in their sweats....
People who are late because they got lost...buy a fucking sat-nav...
People who use their debit card to buy a pint of milk...
People who shop at night wearing their PJs and slippers...
Scooby-Doo's voice.....
Bad weather....
Running out of toothpaste....
Toothache on a Friday night....
People who do the 'horns' with their hands/fingers at Heavy metal concerts....it's Devil worship you know....
People who argue 'I Know they landed on the Moon'....how can you Know?
Religious people....
Ignorant people....
Cold dish water from the night before...
Holes in socks....
Trying to eat on a plane....
Dogs that lick your face....
Girl singers who have to show off their body to get a hit record...because the song is usually shit.
Pipe smokers.....
Car clampers.....
People who always let you down...
Those people who offer you hand towels and perfume in public toilets...perverts.
Jobsworths...
Minimum wage cunts who want to brush old chips from between your feet whilst you're still eating your food...
Tramps who wash their bollocks in McDonalds toilets...
People who give their pets 'real' names...
Bad Breath....
UB40...
Photographers on holiday who walk around with big parrots...
People who check their messages/phones every 10 seconds...
People who say 'Yes, but'....
Married couples who wear matching his and hers jumpers....
Junk mail...
Empty sugar bowl....
People who park over the line taking up 2 spaces...
Global warming...
Toast crumbs in the butter...
and loads more....




Avatar
 
# Posted by Dean (Drummer) - 27/06/2013, 20:34 (GMT)

Band's who thank people from every fucking town in the north west for (not actually) coming to a gig!

Leave some punters for the rest of us will ya...


Avatar
 
# Posted by ThatDawnOne - 27/06/2013, 20:47 (GMT)

I was quite disappointed at only being on LGIT Gary's list for one thing, until he posted Part 3. Guilty as charged for a number of things, though I have never walked around with a parrot or smoked a pipe. I do have a cat named Dave though - sorry, Gary!


Avatar
 
# Posted by LAST GANG IN TOWN - 27/06/2013, 20:52 (GMT)

Hey Dawn I'm in Burnley next Friday....maybe you can show me your...er....cat.


Avatar
 
# Posted by Howard - Sound and Light Produ... - 27/06/2013, 21:03 (GMT)

..i'm with the initial post 100% and much besides. hours of fun for all the family here.


Avatar
 
# Posted by John Wilkinson: - 27/06/2013, 21:21 (GMT)

@ Last Gang In Town

So I piss you off then ?

Shame you don't like my sign off but I honestly mean it to most people here.

Not that I will lose sleep about it if course....

Best wishes

John


Avatar
 
# Posted by ThatDawnOne - 27/06/2013, 21:26 (GMT)

@Gary I think I'm supposed to be seeing the Jackson Kay Band next Friday but if I end up in the Talbot I'll come over to say hello. If your last gig there in February was anything to go by though, I think it may be a bit too much for Dave :)


Avatar
 
# Posted by Roberto, fretboard polisher - 27/06/2013, 21:28 (GMT)

my lovely other half "rob, what you doing?"
me "im on North West Bands"
mloh "why?!"
me "no idea"


Avatar
 
# Posted by Roberto, fretboard polisher - 27/06/2013, 21:36 (GMT)

for the blog

selfish people
dishonesty
fake tanned over made up soul less slappers
scroungers
chavs
smug posh people
anyone putting on an act version of themselves
people cruel to animals
drunk thugs
people in designer togs thinking theyre better, no youre still a prick
scene sters, into a certain type of music because its cool
blue slipper shoes and brown pants
blokes wearing deck shoes with no socks
rolling stone magazine
NME

thatll do for now


Avatar
 
# Posted by ThatDawnOne - 27/06/2013, 22:04 (GMT)

Energy saving lightbulbs
Girls who act dippy when men are around because they think it's cute
BAGPIPES
Suzi Perry
People who have long, boring but very loud phone conversations on the bus
Dirty fingernails
Slapstick comedy
Men who get their moobs out at the first glimpse of blue sky
Walkers putting cheese & onion crisps in blue packs when everyone knows that blue is for salt & vinegar
People who wear Ugg boots with shorts - pick a season and dress for it, FFS!
People who smell of sherry and Special Brew at 9am
People who put scan photos as their Facebook profile pics
People who go on about how much they love their kids - you're f**king supposed to!
Body odour
That man who shat himself in front of my desk at work the other day
That "quotation mark" thing that people do with their fingers
Wankers who think it's okay to verbally abuse NHS staff
Running out of money two weeks before payday every month without fail
No gigs on weeknights
Waking up every morning with Christopher Walken's hairstyle
People who bag their dog's shit and then hang it in a tree. WHY??
Rihanna
Clowns, magicians and other children's 'entertainers'. Sinister as fuck.
Council tax

I could go on all night, I'm a right cranky bitch when I'm tired.






Avatar
 
# Posted by TEX & THE HARDCORE TROUBAD... - 27/06/2013, 22:12 (GMT)

Avatar
 
# Posted by Jeepster Gaz ( RailerMania ) - 27/06/2013, 22:17 (GMT)

Going into Morrisons and buying a bottle of Teachers for £15.99 only to go in the day after and its on offer at £11................How do they manage to knock a fiver off !

Robbing thieving gypsy bastards !


Avatar
 
# Posted by ThatDawnOne - 27/06/2013, 22:20 (GMT)

@Tex You're dead to me now :( xx


Avatar
 
# Posted by WAGONTOWN - 27/06/2013, 22:24 (GMT)

Fkn ell Dawn, you could be the new drummer in LGIT.

Tel


Avatar
 
# Posted by ThatDawnOne - 27/06/2013, 22:30 (GMT)

@Tel I could, however...

"But we are not the place for beginners, wannabes or time wasters "

...counts me right out. Well, that and the small detail of not having a drum kit, transport or the ability to actually play drums :D


Avatar
 
# Posted by WAGONTOWN - 27/06/2013, 22:34 (GMT)

Like Thora says, yer a natural born punk Dawn.

Ha Ha sorry Gary.

Tel


Avatar
 
# Posted by ThatDawnOne - 27/06/2013, 22:38 (GMT)

@Tel You're more punk than I am. I've been known to pitch up at punk gigs in the kind of outfit I wore last Saturday - total punk fail x


Avatar
 
# Posted by LAST GANG IN TOWN - 27/06/2013, 22:43 (GMT)

Peolpe who write Tel _______________________but forget to write their phone number....


Avatar
 
# Posted by WAGONTOWN - 27/06/2013, 22:50 (GMT)

Ha Ha. You know Gary,Even though ive never touched a drumkit, id've made a great drummer, Rock, Punk whatever, ya know why,? cos I aint bogged down with rules. Keith Moon would verify that if he was around.

Tel 01772 423------ lol


Avatar
 
# Posted by WAGONTOWN - 27/06/2013, 23:17 (GMT)

Stuff that Dawn, why follow the sheeple, dress how the fck you like. Total win.

Tel


Avatar
 
# Posted by ThatDawnOne - 28/06/2013, 00:20 (GMT)

Here's another one... Having a cat sitting on the end of the bed, noisily licking his own arse while you're trying to sleep. I can't be the only one that suffers this, surely?


Avatar
 
# Posted by UAE - 28/06/2013, 02:48 (GMT)

My first one.

Getting up for a piss and my laptop says, ffs - turn me off.

2. Shit bands - pro or non pro.

3. People who abuse their authority - twats - kill 'em all

4. The price of cigs in the UK.

5. Wife beaters - fucken cowards.

6. People who waste food. I came from a big family on low budget. (six sisters, one brother and me)

7. twats that forget you are hard of hearing. Grrrrrr !

8. Knob head drivers!!!

9. Speed cameras - fixed !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

10. That smarmy upper classed so called comedian who prancies around the stage - I could smack him in the face with a wet packet of shit !!!!!
Cunt !!!

11. Monday mornings

12. Windows 8, ffs !

13. 4 x 4 drivers, Grrrr - TWATS !!!!

14. The weather man said last night "Winds will be pushing in rain clouds by DAWN .Fuck off Dawn (Burnley), I love you like a Brother, btw. lol. - hope you read this and take no offence. xxx


Avatar
 
# Posted by T CLOTH - 28/06/2013, 03:49 (GMT)

45s - number 10. More detail please.


Avatar
 
# Posted by Dean (Drummer) - 28/06/2013, 08:13 (GMT)

Think Rick means Jimmy Carr?? I actually find him funny, one of very few comedians that dares to cross the line every now & again.


Avatar
 
# Posted by Jables - 28/06/2013, 08:42 (GMT)

Waking up late for work the day after getting a bollocking for using my phone at work.


Avatar
 
# Posted by ThatDawnOne - 28/06/2013, 09:05 (GMT)

@Rick No offence taken, but you've just reminded me of another thing that pisses me off:

People who think it's really funny and original to make that 'crack of Dawn' joke, then look surprised that I don't laugh, when all I want to do is push them over and give them a Chinese burn. Wish I had a quid for every time I've heard that one - it wasn't funny the first five thousand times.


Avatar
 
# Posted by VANKWISH - 28/06/2013, 10:19 (GMT)

people that put

Merry Xmas on a card.....

laze bastards


Avatar
 
# Posted by Invane - 28/06/2013, 10:27 (GMT)

Fucking indie music and their shitty sheep following.

Hipsters who listened to a band "before they were well known" and only go to acoustic gigs with youtube rip mp3s on their iPods of some shitty acoustic band or something like pissing Mumford and Sons like all the others whilst claiming to be so individual!


- Dave


Avatar
 
# Posted by WAGONTOWN - 28/06/2013, 10:35 (GMT)

Ricks description of his hated comedian would be more suited to Michael Macintyre.

People sat in cars waiting to get served at Macdonalds, playing shit heavy rock with their windows wound down, keep it to yourselves, you boring lazy bastards. Whats wrong with parking up and walking over?

The serious faces on tin pot local Rock/Grunge band guitarists, its been done a million times pal....... Fuck off and die.

Tel


Avatar
 
# Posted by Dean (Drummer) - 28/06/2013, 10:49 (GMT)

Greasy long haired grunge chumps!


Avatar
 
# Posted by ThatDawnOne - 28/06/2013, 11:00 (GMT)

@Vankwish I wouldn't dream of writing 'Merry Xmas' on Christmas cards. Mainly because I'm too lazy to buy them and write them in the first place. Well, that and the fact that there are Jehovah's Witnesses who are more festive than I am.

Bah, humbug!

Dawn :)


Avatar
 
# Posted by UAE - 28/06/2013, 11:06 (GMT)

@ Tel, yeah, that Michael Fuckin Macintyre - twat !!!!

@ Deano, Jimmy Carr is one of a few comedians that actually make me laugh, he's bril !

@ Dawn, lol. x

Rick.


Avatar
 
# Posted by ThatDawnOne - 28/06/2013, 11:46 (GMT)

+1 for Michael McIntyre.

Speaking of 'comedians', Frankie Boyle pisses me off. Joking about disabled children in a shouty Scottish accent isn't funny as far as I'm concerned.


Avatar
 
# Posted by WAGONTOWN - 28/06/2013, 12:03 (GMT)

Bands who make stupid fkn posters like these and wonder why no nwb,ers come to their gigs.
[URL=s1235.photobucket.com/user/tjb138/media/Wellyposter_zpsaee978ed.jpg.html][IMG]

[/IMG][/URL]
Tel


Avatar
 
# Posted by Invane - 28/06/2013, 12:04 (GMT)

People that assume because we're a grunge band we're greasy long haired chumps... What was that we said about rock snobs?

Whilst we're at it - people having mid life a crisis and trying to grasp on to their teens by replaying the music...

-Dave


Avatar
 
# Posted by Invane - 28/06/2013, 12:05 (GMT)

Shame really, our drummer is in a punk band...


Avatar
 
# Posted by T CLOTH - 28/06/2013, 12:10 (GMT)

Yeah - Michael Mcintyre - smug git.

Tel - are you sponsored by Dunlop then?


Avatar
 
# Posted by Mr Cottonhouse - 28/06/2013, 13:21 (GMT)

Guilty of umpteen of the offences listed - No wonder everyone hates me! lol

Fred *


*(that's for you Tel)


Avatar
 
# Posted by Dean (Drummer) - 28/06/2013, 13:49 (GMT)

People who dish it out but can't take it.


Avatar
 
# Posted by LAST GANG IN TOWN - 28/06/2013, 13:50 (GMT)

@Mark Vankwish
X-mas...the X is used because there is no letter 'J' in the Greek alphabet.
The Bible was translated into Greek and the Jesus character became Xavi
The French translation became Xavia
The French invented the Christmas Card
The Christ became X
Thats why Jesus is the Saviour (Xavia)....bad translations over time because of the Greek alphabet having no 'J'...
All a load of Bollocks I know, but that's why people write Xmas...as well as them being Lazy bastards...


Avatar
 
# Posted by Invane - 28/06/2013, 13:54 (GMT)

People who post something offensive in a thread then act like they did nought wrong when they're called out on it

Only returning the favour, "mate"


Avatar
 
# Posted by Could be owt at the mo - 28/06/2013, 14:16 (GMT)

Blackpool


Avatar
 
# Posted by VANKWISH - 28/06/2013, 14:28 (GMT)

@lgit...
I dont give a fuck about the bollox that led to it..

It pisses me off, and we do have a J in our fekking alphabet, so fecking use it!


Avatar
 
# Posted by Dean (Drummer) - 28/06/2013, 14:32 (GMT)

Touchy people


Avatar
 
# Posted by LAST GANG IN TOWN - 28/06/2013, 14:35 (GMT)

@Vankwish... Sorry for trying to help you learn something...I won't waste my time again...Ignorance is bliss eh....
So what pisses me off.... people who throw it back in your face when you try to help them...see above...


Avatar
 
# Posted by Clash Of The Titans - 28/06/2013, 14:59 (GMT)

+1 for Blackpool. Lived there for 12 years. Originally the live music scene was much better. Now it's a STEAMING PILE OF SHIT. Plus the council are a bunch of useless wankers, that won't help people out.
The town has been reduced to stag and hen heaven. Groups of ill-clad chav twats acting like ten men, and women (if you can call them that) willing to shag these retards at any given opportunity. Glad I got away from there.

Great blog by the way. Feel much better for getting that off my chest!


Avatar
 
# Posted by Mark C Marauder + Whitefake - 28/06/2013, 15:06 (GMT)

people who wear tour t shirts of a particular band then stare at you blankly when you play one of said bands less well know numbers
BLOG JACKERS hehe
overpaid mamby pamby titty arsed girly legged fucking footballers
coleslaw (what the actual fuck?)
bruce fuckin forsyth


Avatar
 
# Posted by Invane - 28/06/2013, 15:10 (GMT)

People who claim you're being touchy when you're just trying to defend something you like, just as you know they would if you were to say, I don't know, bash their band despite having never seen them?


Avatar
 
# Posted by Invane - 28/06/2013, 15:15 (GMT)

+1 to Mark for the footballer comment

- Dave


Avatar
 
# Posted by WAGONTOWN - 28/06/2013, 17:44 (GMT)

Im glad this has got in the Community Gold, It should be pinned as the Bible of how not to be a knob.

Aprat from that.

Bands who bullshit venues into paying em £300+ and they're pure shite. Jamming half the songs.
This one came from a Leyland Landlord by the way.

People who come on here like 10 yr olds slagging off the beloved genres of others, and are up in arms when they get the retribution.

Tel


Avatar
 
# Posted by ThatDawnOne - 28/06/2013, 18:33 (GMT)

Old people/stay-at-home mums who walk slowly around shopping centres at 1pm with shopping trollies/prams, getting in my way when I only get half an hour for lunch and they have ALL WEEK!


Avatar
 
# Posted by Mark C Marauder + Whitefake - 28/06/2013, 18:37 (GMT)

Its nice to know that no matter what genre we like or play, we all have one thing in common......we cant resist a good fuckin moan when given the chance. NWB.......Negative Whinging Bastards, long may it continue lol


Avatar
 
# Posted by ThatDawnOne - 28/06/2013, 23:23 (GMT)

Teenage Fucking Dirtbag!


Avatar
 
# Posted by BILLY NOMATES - 29/06/2013, 01:10 (GMT)

people who talk like everything is a queston? fucking sheep

Blackpool is ace by the way, more people come here than ANY place on the nwb map so bollox. we have shithole parts yep, but some towns are JUST shitholes full stop.


Avatar
 
# Posted by ThatDawnOne - 29/06/2013, 02:55 (GMT)

@Billy No Mates, you're not wrong - I work in one of those towns.


Avatar
 
# Posted by Mark C Marauder + Whitefake - 29/06/2013, 10:59 (GMT)

and one more thing........
it pisses me off when I have to put another comment on myself to get it to 150 comments hehe


Avatar
 
# Posted by Scottyboy Black Rose - 29/06/2013, 11:09 (GMT)

My fucking mother!!!


Avatar
 
# Posted by Mr Cottonhouse - 29/06/2013, 15:51 (GMT)

@Tel - People who come on here like 10 yr olds slagging off the beloved genres of others, and are up in arms when they get the retribution.

Tel for PM!! lol


Avatar
 
# Posted by ThatDawnOne - 29/06/2013, 23:44 (GMT)

Music stands and six string basses .*runs*


Avatar
 
# Posted by Invane - 01/07/2013, 09:25 (GMT)

People who approach you/message you saying "I used to be in a band and I know all about the biz..." Evidently not dick head, or you wouldn't be here drinking your beer smelling like piss.

- Dave


Avatar
 
# Posted by Synthy Mike - 01/07/2013, 11:26 (GMT)

I hate people who don't indicate, particularly on roundabouts and particularly when I'm on my push bike and I've had to stop to let someone past who's just taking the first exit. Grrr!!!

On the subject of cycling, I absolutely hate cyclists who seem to think the highway code is "for those idiots in cars". They're to cycling what Jimmy Saville is to 1970s TV personalities. Double Grrr!!!

People who decide to indicate to change lane whilst you're overtaking them on the motorway.

Middle-lane hoggers.

Road-bullies. Even worse than the middle-lane hoggers.

Bands who introduce every member of the band at the end in a stupid "jam" type protracted introduction/outro to a song. For established bands, we know who you all are anyway and for unsigned bands/pub bands, we don't care!

Anyone who uses the words "Brap!" or Boom!" Thankfully Northern dialects don't suit these words too well so they're not catching on up these parts much.

MTV. Someone should inform them that M stands for Music and maybe, just maybe they should actually go back to showing music on there? Either that or consider changing the name of the station to CRSFASTMLPOETV. (Crap Reality Shows From America Starring The Most Loathsome People On Earth)

People who say "you should go on x-factor/Britain's got talent" when you say you're a musician

Sunburn


Avatar
 
# Posted by WAGONTOWN - 01/07/2013, 11:29 (GMT)

SNEEZING with a gob full of beans.

Peter Perfects who have fuck all to moan about, when they're probably guilty of every thing above this.

Tel


Avatar
 
# Posted by UkePunk - 01/07/2013, 12:09 (GMT)

@Invane

People who think they have made a really cool band name up but.... There are another 20 bands out there with exactly the same name. YouTube and google are your friends young man.
Do your research ;)


Avatar
 
# Posted by ThatDawnOne - 01/07/2013, 12:11 (GMT)

@Tel Too much pepper on your breakfast? x


Avatar
 
# Posted by WAGONTOWN - 01/07/2013, 12:14 (GMT)

Ha Ha , yeh my 42 inch Plasma don't look too good covered in beans.

Tel


Avatar
 
# Posted by ThatDawnOne - 01/07/2013, 12:21 (GMT)

@ Tel Better get the Pledge out again or Mrs Tel will have your guts for garters xx


Avatar
 
# Posted by Gaz - Magrathea and The Purple... - 01/07/2013, 13:33 (GMT)

Threads like this one that has 161 replies when most original music posts get zero.

Regards

G

;-p


Avatar
 
# Posted by Invane - 01/07/2013, 13:58 (GMT)

@UkePunk - That would imply anybody gives a shit for one, this is a hobby. We're a half cover band anyway.
Not to mention the name was decided upon before i'd joined, but I doubt anyone gives a shit. Nor am I going to lose any sleep because we don't have "a unique name" - if we wanna get cracking on originality then 90% of the bands included on this site would start getting critique for it "sir"

What is this? Belittle the new band/youngster thread?

Alright here's one, people who think just 'cause you're not in your mid 30's then you're totally new to the scene, despite having done this sorta thing for years (and before getting anymore aggro, that isn't aimed at anyone in particular - I even get it at work)

- Dave


Avatar
 
# Posted by The Cheating Hearts - 01/07/2013, 18:06 (GMT)

Jesus...


Avatar
 
# Posted by WAGONTOWN - 23/07/2013, 14:23 (GMT)

People who come on with blogs ranting and raving then delete if it doesn't go quite swimmingly .

Tel


Avatar
 
# Posted by Itchy Chipmunk - 23/07/2013, 15:18 (GMT)

+1 Tel .... that's 2 Good long threads disappeared in as many days .... feckin annoying !


Avatar
 
# Posted by Drum Bloke™ - that bloke that... - 18/02/2014, 05:07 (GMT)

Members of NWB who move to a different county and then visit NWB and post on blogs in vain attempt to appear to be 'still' be a part of it. ;)

People who are all uppity about certain genres of music and make exceptions and belittle other types as it's shit - with general exception to Hard core happy anthems/Hard core blah blah thud same bpm on every fuckin track as that's shit.

People who have double standards who set standards.

Misuse / incorrect use of the words 'Awesome' 'Like' 'Absoluteley' 'Soooo'

Those who use the term End of / going forward / in terms of / and so on...

Shit seasonal / celebrational 'Marketing appeal' that stores go through and link any possible product 'Easter's here buy some spring fresh Jeans'

False hope of England getting anywhere further than the quarter final in the World cup

False fame brought on through Xfactor/Gottalent/Dancing trite.

Mike Portnoy ...and fans of Neil Peart who think he created the whole prog drum scene (put my neck on the line here - I HAVE BEEN A LONG TIME FAN) who do not realise that Peart actually took most of his idea's from Carl Palmer, But mainly Phil Collins & Bill Bruford (Yes) and do not acknowledge the fact it was the latter whom pioneered it

Traffic lights on Roundabouts

Blatantly wasted tax money

Polticians and there loathsome decisions.

Grammatical errors as above and using full stops then not using them

The fact I still say 'Borrow' when I mean 'Lend'

Owners of Bose, Bang & Oluffsen etc who have the opinion nothing is better - blinkered.
Whilst I'm at it - those stupid looking crap sounding Dr Dre beats headphones I have a pair of 17 quid headphones that walks all over them.

Plastic looking people with an inflated muscular frame.

Religous people selling religion



















Avatar
 
# Posted by Drum Bloke™ - that bloke that... - 18/02/2014, 05:16 (GMT)

Noticing other typing error's after posting on a blog....


Avatar
 
# Posted by Hellwyck - 05/04/2014, 16:08 (GMT)

* Chavs
* Orange "Snog, Marry, Avoid" participants
* Inbreds in pubs who tell me I look like Meatloaf / Jesus / "The Devil" / Cousin It...just because I have long hair - bet it took you all of 5 minutes to make that up.
* Oasis (not just a Beatles rip-off, try T_Rex and Slade, too)
* People who get shitty with others' opinions online.
* People typing in complete text speak then blaming "autocorrect" - no, you're just a tool, learn to spell!
* Apple fanbois telling android owners off for preferring a better device.
* "Reality" shows like Big Brother... Mind numbing shite.
* Xfactor and religion brainwashing the masses
* Simon Cowell making a "rock week" with no fucking rock on it!
* Traffic warden jobsworths who see us running to our car ages from time only to slap a ticket on anyway!
* Pubs who call open mic nights "jam nights" when there's only a mic.
...
More to follow.


Avatar
 
# Posted by LaLuna - 06/01/2015, 11:26 (GMT)

* Well educated media types that say "Absolutely" when they mean "Yes".
Absolutely fucking what? Absolutely great? Absolutely shit?
It makes me so mad!

* Dog owners that hang bags of poo in trees and forget to pick them up on the way back. Get some doggie saddle bags and let the little pooch carry his own shit.


Avatar
 
# Posted by CRUSH... - 19/08/2016, 22:55 (GMT)

People using apostrophe s without a need for it!, AND using 'of' instead of 'have'!, eg .I would of given him a lift.

Caravans on country roads and tractors and trailers on 'A' roads! They should be banned at peak times.

HGV's should be banned from driving in UK on a Sunday like France does! (apart from the refrigerated, short life stuff!).

Tossers that change amp settings after a sound-check.

Dick-heads that stand smoking in a pub doorway/porch when you are trying to load/unload gear in and out.

Piss-heads that sit at your drums or pick your guitar or Bass up at the interval or need to make an announcement after you've finished.

Dog shit.

Dogs.

Cats.

Knobhead chavs who say 'Basically' and 'know what I mean' and 'erm' ALL the time.

Scousers that spit in your face when they talk to you.

Politicians

Traffic wardens

Football's fall from grace from a sport to a rip-off business (correct usage of apostrophe!)

Haven't started properly yet! I'm off to take some blood pressure tablets!

LOL! hate that as well. What happened to 'Ha Ha'?

Peter










Avatar
 
# Posted by JUICY - 20/08/2016, 03:05 (GMT)

Someone called Steve - that's it,anything else I can tolerate. ;-)
Or the use of Are instead of Or.
Using No instead of know.
Wrongly using Your instead of You're.
ECT instead of Etc.
The list is two long to mention apart from using to instead of too or two instead of either to or two, like I just did.
Basically,that's it,you know what I mean LOL

Juice.


back to top

Blog Search

Follow NWB on Facebook and Twitter

Cottam Guitars

10% Discount for NWB members, email max@cottamguitars.co.uk

LaLuna Amp Repairs

Valve & solid state amp repairs, mods and servicing. FX, PA & studio gear repairs. Hadfield, Glossop north Derbyshire.

Bakehouse Studio

Accrington's cosy project studio. Book online 24/7. Use code NWB20bc110301 for NWB members special 20% discount.

Who's On?

Community Blog Guidelines

  1. Be nice: Even if you disagree with someone, you need to keep your tone civil and reasonable.
  2. Keep on topic: Please keep discussions relevant to each topic and avoid multiple topic posts.
  3. Don't Spam: Show restraint with your posting frequency. We're all doing cool stuff on NWB, but if we post about it too much, it can be distracting.
  4. Respect the Moderators: The entire Community Staff were users once, just like you. We try very hard to answer everyone's questions, so please be cool.

Tags

Archives