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05 Sep 2009

Good night at the Millstone last night.

Filed Under : Review

Posted By : Whatever! | Comments : 12

But!!!!!!!

Ws a very good first set for a change last night people were really up for it.

2nd set was going well had a group of ladies dancing at the front.
John on vocals then decides to wish one of them all the best with her imminent arrival
and it was good that she was still dancing in her state.
only then to find out she Wasn't bloody pregnant....Doh!!!!!!!!!

Just to say they weren't there much longer.
Another one for the book.

Aiden

Comments

# Posted by ST Photography - VIVA LA COMMU... - 05/09/2009, 15:50 (GMT)

Definitely a "facepalm" moment.

# Posted by THE STIG - 05/09/2009, 16:30 (GMT)

good skills hahaha

# Posted by 5th Element - 05/09/2009, 17:00 (GMT)

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Never ever ever ever ever try and guess when a woman is in the family way!!!! Poor bugger!!! Ann x

# Posted by viking - 05/09/2009, 17:14 (GMT)

was there a "pregnant pause" before they left??? :-)

# Posted by Rob Redfern, Black Rose,more f... - 05/09/2009, 17:17 (GMT)

yes but you did the gig, as you were "contracted" to play that night

# Posted by ST Photography - VIVA LA COMMU... - 05/09/2009, 17:53 (GMT)

To be fair, it was Darwen. Most of the women are overweight or pregnant. Schoolboy error through, he should have guessed she wasn't pregnant. She looked over 16.

# Posted by Rockerfan - 05/09/2009, 18:11 (GMT)

yeah but she was drinking pints of guinness! build em tough in those parts ha ha

# Posted by Rob Redfern, Black Rose,more f... - 05/09/2009, 18:40 (GMT)

we saw some decent lasses last week in there, maybe we have lower standards in hare of the dog, well we are total tarts

# Posted by ST Photography - VIVA LA COMMU... - 05/09/2009, 18:53 (GMT)

Oh aye, classy birds in Darwen if you like 'em six fingered!?

PS this is broad brush stereotype used under a specific set of circumstances for comedic effect. I am aware that normal people exist in Darwen. Please do not kill me. Thank you

# Posted by Born2Rock - 05/09/2009, 19:25 (GMT)

Could be worse.....she could have been from Manchester where most women resemble Dawn French with leprosy and the men aspire to be as handsome as Wayne Rooney lol,,,,Oh ..and why is it that Mancunian musicians continuously set low musical standards.....and FAIL to live up to them :->......did i mention i was born and bred in Darwen lol :->

# Posted by ST Photography - VIVA LA COMMU... - 06/09/2009, 01:40 (GMT)

Thank god I'm not Mancunian :o)

# Posted by Whatever! - 06/09/2009, 15:42 (GMT)

LOL RG
I am a manc and we Love Darwen. ;)

Lol Rob must admit took me a few reads to get it...bit slow today.

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