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If you were asked to play at a weightwatchers convention?

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Posted By : Scott | Comments : 166

What would you play?


Following on from James Glam post, I thought we could have some serious fun with this one :

(Yes I'm a fat git, so it's not meant to offend anyone who may be, like me, festively plump lol)

There's of course the predicatble : Whole Lotta Rosie
Thenn there's the modern classic Fat Girl (Thar she blows) byt Steel Panther

What would you play????????

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# Posted by james luke - 28/09/2009, 14:36 (GMT)

I like big butts

....no seriously I do ...lol


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# Posted by 45s - 28/09/2009, 14:38 (GMT)

Fat Bottom Girls - Queen


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# Posted by Scott - 28/09/2009, 14:39 (GMT)

Big Bottoms : Spinal Tap pmsl


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# Posted by 45s - 28/09/2009, 14:40 (GMT)

"Don't Kill The Whale" - by Yes.

pmsl,


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# Posted by Scott - 28/09/2009, 14:41 (GMT)

LMAO


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# Posted by Mark C Marauder + Whitefake - 28/09/2009, 14:41 (GMT)

Macc Lads' 'Fat Bastard' may be a little too blunt, Led Zeps 'Moby Dick' and for the end of the night when all the lardies are letting their graces slip.....Waterboys 'You saw the Whole of the Moon'


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# Posted by james luke - 28/09/2009, 14:42 (GMT)

big girls dont(fry) cry
its much more healthy to grill


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# Posted by Mick (ex Bad Horsie) - 28/09/2009, 14:42 (GMT)

Pass the Crunchie
500 pies
Knocking on Hampsons Door
Burger King of the Road
Meat Pie of Mine


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# Posted by Mick (ex Bad Horsie) - 28/09/2009, 14:43 (GMT)

Garlic Breadfan


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# Posted by Scott - 28/09/2009, 14:43 (GMT)

*crying with laughter*


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# Posted by Mick (ex Bad Horsie) - 28/09/2009, 14:44 (GMT)

Meat Seeker


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# Posted by Mick (ex Bad Horsie) - 28/09/2009, 14:46 (GMT)

Enter FlanMan
Closer to the Tart

Anything by Cream, Bread or Loving Spoonful.


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# Posted by Mick (ex Bad Horsie) - 28/09/2009, 14:47 (GMT)

Anything by the Cheeses and Mary Chain.


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# Posted by Mark C Marauder + Whitefake - 28/09/2009, 14:48 (GMT)

twice as lard black crowes
crepe me nirvana
if you tolerate this (then your children will be fat bastards as well) manics


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# Posted by Mick (ex Bad Horsie) - 28/09/2009, 14:51 (GMT)

Love a Refridgerator. Aerosmint
Tobleronly the Lonely
Gateauxver the Hills and Far Away


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# Posted by Scott - 28/09/2009, 14:56 (GMT)

Comfortably plump

:-D


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# Posted by Dean (Drummer) - 28/09/2009, 14:57 (GMT)

Few Punk toones you may hear from us:

Anarcake in the UK
I fought the straw
Eatin trifles
Sheena is a flump rocker


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# Posted by Scott - 28/09/2009, 14:59 (GMT)

*still crying with laughter*


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# Posted by Scott - 28/09/2009, 15:01 (GMT)

Money For Nothing.....and your chips for free :-D
( I actually thought they were the words, honestly )


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# Posted by The Stig - 28/09/2009, 15:03 (GMT)

paul young: every time you go away, you take a piece of meat with you.


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# Posted by The Stig - 28/09/2009, 15:04 (GMT)

He ain't heavy, he's my fat basterd brother !
good one hahahah


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# Posted by Mick (ex Bad Horsie) - 28/09/2009, 15:09 (GMT)

Caramacarena
Three Times a Lady (You're once, twix etc...)


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# Posted by Mark C Marauder + Whitefake - 28/09/2009, 15:09 (GMT)

what's that coming over the hill is it a monster? no it's you, you fat bastards why don't you wire your jaws up?


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# Posted by Scott - 28/09/2009, 15:10 (GMT)

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha


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# Posted by jeni - 28/09/2009, 15:11 (GMT)

This fat blob.....i mean fat blog is very funny lol. How about "living on eclaires" Jon Bon Jovi


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# Posted by The Stig - 28/09/2009, 15:11 (GMT)

and of course lip up fatty


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# Posted by Mark C Marauder + Whitefake - 28/09/2009, 15:12 (GMT)

aren't I glad my girfriend ain't fat like you, aren't I glad my girlfriend ain't a manatee like you etc etc


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# Posted by The Stig - 28/09/2009, 15:14 (GMT)

oooh my girdle is killing me with all the laughter at this blog.


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# Posted by Mick (ex Bad Horsie) - 28/09/2009, 15:16 (GMT)

Manitee? Hahahah

Swill of the Night


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# Posted by Mick (ex Bad Horsie) - 28/09/2009, 15:17 (GMT)

Piece of Rind


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# Posted by Mick (ex Bad Horsie) - 28/09/2009, 15:17 (GMT)

Eat em & Smile


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# Posted by Mick (ex Bad Horsie) - 28/09/2009, 15:17 (GMT)

Hungry Like the Wife


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# Posted by Carbon Copies | Covers Band - 28/09/2009, 15:18 (GMT)

"Dontcha wish your girlfriend was thin like me... Dontcha"


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# Posted by delete 79 - 28/09/2009, 15:19 (GMT)

haha pmsl

eaton trifles has to be the best on here!

"i predict a diet" kaiser chiefs


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# Posted by The Stig - 28/09/2009, 15:22 (GMT)

Hungry Like the Wife
good one mick hahahahahaha


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# Posted by 45s - 28/09/2009, 15:24 (GMT)

" Hell Doctor, I know I should lose some weight but I've had a lot on my plate recently " Ha Ha


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# Posted by The Lazzy Band - 28/09/2009, 15:25 (GMT)

what about "If I pie'd in your arms tonight" Cutting Crew or even a cover of "Chippy Tea" by the Lancashire Hotpots...lol


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# Posted by Mark C Marauder + Whitefake - 28/09/2009, 15:26 (GMT)

cheese electric


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# Posted by Mick (ex Bad Horsie) - 28/09/2009, 15:26 (GMT)

Hahahahaha


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# Posted by Mark C Marauder + Whitefake - 28/09/2009, 15:27 (GMT)

do ya think I'm sexy.....no I don't you f***in Jabba the Hut stunt double


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# Posted by Mick (ex Bad Horsie) - 28/09/2009, 15:29 (GMT)

If you were the Only Girl in the World (Greggs would still have to run production on a 3 shift basis)


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# Posted by The Stig - 28/09/2009, 15:34 (GMT)

hahahahahaha


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# Posted by Charlie & Norma - 28/09/2009, 15:36 (GMT)

You buggers should be on the Comedians.............fantastic....


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# Posted by Mick (ex Bad Horsie) - 28/09/2009, 15:37 (GMT)

Don't take your Buns to Town


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# Posted by Mark C Marauder + Whitefake - 28/09/2009, 15:37 (GMT)

a couple by kiss....lick it up..and who can forget...chips and gravy gravy gravy gravy nights


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# Posted by Mick (ex Bad Horsie) - 28/09/2009, 15:39 (GMT)

Hahahaha


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# Posted by Roberto, fretboard polisher - 28/09/2009, 15:40 (GMT)

eagles life in the fat lane

free mr(s) big

judas priest eating after midnight

motley crue kickstart my heart

ozzy gravy train

pantera (im so fat i cant) walk

steelers wheel stuck in the doorway with you


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# Posted by Mick (ex Bad Horsie) - 28/09/2009, 15:41 (GMT)

steelers wheel stuck in the doorway with you

lol


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# Posted by Roberto, fretboard polisher - 28/09/2009, 15:42 (GMT)

megadeth toilet wars (the punishment due)



i will stop now theyre getting worse , more terrible puns to follow


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# Posted by Dean (Drummer) - 28/09/2009, 15:43 (GMT)

Kama Kama Kama Karmelion-bar


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# Posted by Mick (ex Bad Horsie) - 28/09/2009, 15:44 (GMT)

I can't stop Pudding You.

You Butter You Bet.

Another Pizza Meat.


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# Posted by Dean (Drummer) - 28/09/2009, 15:45 (GMT)

Blueberry Hill - Louis Armstrong


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# Posted by Mark C Marauder + Whitefake - 28/09/2009, 15:45 (GMT)

whale in the sky, she got the whole world..in her pants,
fart and give us a clue and finally, she got a different postcode on each arse cheek. (ok I made last 2 up)


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# Posted by Mick (ex Bad Horsie) - 28/09/2009, 15:49 (GMT)

The Evil that Men Do-nut

Pastry Little Thing called Love

Wigwam Cram

Jalfrezi Lover

Spam by your Man


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# Posted by Mick (ex Bad Horsie) - 28/09/2009, 15:50 (GMT)

I love Rock & Roll (but mainly roll....)


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# Posted by Mark C Marauder + Whitefake - 28/09/2009, 15:57 (GMT)

and the called it butty love (showin my age here)
a boy named suet
anything by MSG for lovers of chinese food


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# Posted by Phoenix - 28/09/2009, 15:57 (GMT)

I noticed you are round ... (umm ... would you go to bed with me?)


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# Posted by Dean (Drummer) - 28/09/2009, 16:00 (GMT)

Rick, you're right but I'm also not wrong - Louis also did it


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# Posted by Mark C Marauder + Whitefake - 28/09/2009, 16:02 (GMT)

big mac the knife


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# Posted by james luke - 28/09/2009, 16:02 (GMT)

ok heres one...
cheeseburger in paradise by........................
drumroll please

Jimmy buffet...lol...you couldn't make it up


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# Posted by Dean (Drummer) - 28/09/2009, 16:03 (GMT)

Hows this for a cracker, food mentioned in both band name and those famous lyrics. Im PMSL just posting this, just look at the video sooo funny:


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# Posted by Mick (ex Bad Horsie) - 28/09/2009, 16:04 (GMT)

I don't want anybody else. When I think about cake I tou......uh. never mind.....


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# Posted by Mick (ex Bad Horsie) - 28/09/2009, 16:05 (GMT)

lol


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# Posted by james luke - 28/09/2009, 16:07 (GMT)

i love sausage rolls
or meat pie sausage roll


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# Posted by Mick (ex Bad Horsie) - 28/09/2009, 16:08 (GMT)

Carry on my Wayward Scone.


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# Posted by Mark C Marauder + Whitefake - 28/09/2009, 16:10 (GMT)

lol classic one Mick


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# Posted by Dean (Drummer) - 28/09/2009, 16:11 (GMT)

There was some shite dance song years ago with the lyrics "these things run in to my miiiiind" - I always thought it was "peas chips pudding chips and piiiies"


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# Posted by NIGHT TRAIN - 28/09/2009, 16:16 (GMT)



Whale meat again


Its a long way to the shops for just one sausage roll (so I'll get half a dozen)





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# Posted by Mick (ex Bad Horsie) - 28/09/2009, 16:20 (GMT)

Ain't Talking 'Bout Spuds.

Ace of Spuds.



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# Posted by Mark C Marauder + Whitefake - 28/09/2009, 16:30 (GMT)

l just like sundaes by the boomtown ratatoullies


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# Posted by Mick (ex Bad Horsie) - 28/09/2009, 16:34 (GMT)

Pour Some Sugar On Meat!


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# Posted by Mick (ex Bad Horsie) - 28/09/2009, 16:36 (GMT)

No More Rolos


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# Posted by anthemette - 28/09/2009, 16:38 (GMT)

bloody hell how did i miss this blog !! thinking cap and industrial girdle on now! hmmmmmmm


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# Posted by The Lazzy Band - 28/09/2009, 16:39 (GMT)

Roule away the stones- Mott the Hoople lol


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# Posted by Mick (ex Bad Horsie) - 28/09/2009, 16:40 (GMT)

Stuff the Magic Dragon


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# Posted by Mick (ex Bad Horsie) - 28/09/2009, 16:40 (GMT)

lol @ trubshaw


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# Posted by Mick (ex Bad Horsie) - 28/09/2009, 16:41 (GMT)

Prawn in the USA


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# Posted by Mick (ex Bad Horsie) - 28/09/2009, 16:42 (GMT)

Wide Wedding.


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# Posted by anthemette - 28/09/2009, 16:43 (GMT)

porker face ! lady ga gantuan !


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# Posted by Mick (ex Bad Horsie) - 28/09/2009, 16:44 (GMT)

Hahahah


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# Posted by Mick (ex Bad Horsie) - 28/09/2009, 16:44 (GMT)

Lady in Bread


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# Posted by anthemette - 28/09/2009, 16:46 (GMT)

girl you will be a a size 10 soon - neil diamond !


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# Posted by Mark C Marauder + Whitefake - 28/09/2009, 16:47 (GMT)

many rivers to crossointe


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# Posted by Mick (ex Bad Horsie) - 28/09/2009, 16:48 (GMT)

Pork Crackling Rose!


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# Posted by anthemette - 28/09/2009, 16:48 (GMT)

Belts too tight to mention - simply overfed !


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# Posted by Mick (ex Bad Horsie) - 28/09/2009, 16:48 (GMT)

It's Not Unusual (to be wedged into a chair)


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# Posted by anthemette - 28/09/2009, 16:49 (GMT)


PSML !


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# Posted by The Lazzy Band - 28/09/2009, 16:49 (GMT)

Hovis me close - David Essex....lol


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# Posted by anthemette - 28/09/2009, 16:50 (GMT)

fried breakfast at tiffanys !


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# Posted by Mick (ex Bad Horsie) - 28/09/2009, 16:50 (GMT)

Gravy Deep Cake-tin High


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# Posted by anthemette - 28/09/2009, 16:51 (GMT)

Enter sandwichman - metallica !


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# Posted by The Lazzy Band - 28/09/2009, 16:52 (GMT)

yellow submarine sandwich!!!!!


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# Posted by Mick (ex Bad Horsie) - 28/09/2009, 16:53 (GMT)

Nommer of the Beast


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# Posted by Mick (ex Bad Horsie) - 28/09/2009, 16:54 (GMT)

Grilled by Death


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# Posted by The Lazzy Band - 28/09/2009, 16:55 (GMT)

(pizza the)Action by the Sweet.....(groan)


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# Posted by The Lazzy Band - 28/09/2009, 16:57 (GMT)

or....a real one.....(shock horror) (I'm your) Ice cream man- Van Halen


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# Posted by Scott - 28/09/2009, 16:58 (GMT)

good grief
I leave work and come home to 117 emails lol

bl00dy hilarious


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# Posted by Mick (ex Bad Horsie) - 28/09/2009, 16:58 (GMT)

Panamars.


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# Posted by anthemette - 28/09/2009, 16:59 (GMT)

smokey bacon on the water !


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# Posted by anthemette - 28/09/2009, 17:06 (GMT)

I wanna hold your gastric band - the beatles !


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# Posted by Mick (ex Bad Horsie) - 28/09/2009, 17:08 (GMT)

Back in Slacks


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# Posted by Mick (ex Bad Horsie) - 28/09/2009, 17:10 (GMT)

Tart me Up


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# Posted by Mark C Marauder + Whitefake - 28/09/2009, 17:10 (GMT)

bringin on the cheescake
we dont need another salad
hell bent for cheddar


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# Posted by Call me Diva - 28/09/2009, 17:10 (GMT)

Can anybody pay for me to have a gastic band ( no seriously can we have a whip round please, I have been told by the Diabetes nurse that I have five stone to loose)

Janie x( rather pump member of the ICE band :0)


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# Posted by Mick (ex Bad Horsie) - 28/09/2009, 17:10 (GMT)

hell bent for cheddar

Hahahahahahah


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# Posted by DYEHOUSE - 28/09/2009, 17:16 (GMT)

cant get enough Flab Company!


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# Posted by Essentially Clapton - 28/09/2009, 17:39 (GMT)

...... and just to get back in the good books of all those beautiful girls out there who may not fit the, quite frankly, fucking awful expectations of our fashion industry ... here's some songs that you can actually play at a weightwatchers gig :

I LIKE 'EM FAT LIKE THAT by Claude de Metrius, Louis Jordan, and J. Mayo Williams
THREE HUNDRED POUNDS OF JOY by Willie James Dixon
UNSKINNY BOP by Poison
BIG LEGGED MAMAS ARE BACK IN STYLE by Taj Mahal
BIG BONED GAL by k.d. lang and Ben Mink
BIG FAT BLONDE by Bob Walkenhorst

ha haaaa .... check 'em out!!

Willowpankhurst!!


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# Posted by Mark C Marauder + Whitefake - 28/09/2009, 17:42 (GMT)

revels yell

los lobos' la la la la lasagne


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# Posted by mr.nwb - 28/09/2009, 18:11 (GMT)

Eat it - Michael Jackson

Fat - Michael Jackon... (because you're fat, you're fat, you're really really fat!!)


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# Posted by John Wilkinson: - 28/09/2009, 18:31 (GMT)

I'm A Big Eater. The monkees
Suppers Ready. Genesis
In The Aero Tonight. Phil Collins
Girth of Fifth. Genesis
Boheamian Raspberryfool. Queen
Watcher Of The Pies. Genesis

Loving this blog

Best wishes

John


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# Posted by Ian (bass, The THREE) - 28/09/2009, 18:46 (GMT)

# Posted by Essentially Clapton - 28/09/2009, 17:39 (GMT)

"BIG FAT BLONDE by Bob Walkenhorst"

One of my favourte songs by The Rainmakers - I keep trying to get my band to do that one!!!


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# Posted by Ian (bass, The THREE) - 28/09/2009, 18:52 (GMT)

The Band - The weight
The Beatles - Carry that weight
Aerosmith - Eat The Rich
Pink Floyd - Fat old sun
Quo - Big fat mama
Nick Lowe - Let's eat
Rockpile - Knife and fork
Slade - She's heavy

Big girls don't cry


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# Posted by The Stig - 28/09/2009, 18:53 (GMT)

blabber do, do, do, push pineapple shake a tree


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# Posted by anthemette - 28/09/2009, 19:11 (GMT)

Roll me away in TALC !! - bob seger and silver bullet band !


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# Posted by anthemette - 28/09/2009, 19:18 (GMT)

maybe we should start a blog "what song would you play at a Gynaecology convention" :-D ok bad idea !


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# Posted by Roberto, fretboard polisher - 28/09/2009, 19:19 (GMT)

naughty!!!! naughty Gill!!


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# Posted by anthemette - 28/09/2009, 19:25 (GMT)

well robert you can always rely on me to lower the tone ! its off the playpen for me ! ;-D xxx


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# Posted by Stataz Quo - 28/09/2009, 19:28 (GMT)

kISS
i ate a sausage roll last nite !


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# Posted by Roberto, fretboard polisher - 28/09/2009, 19:28 (GMT)

potty mouth/mind


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# Posted by Stataz Quo - 28/09/2009, 19:29 (GMT)

UFO
Doctor Doctor Cheeese


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# Posted by Stataz Quo - 28/09/2009, 19:32 (GMT)

QUO
Big Fat Mamma

im bored now !


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# Posted by Guns or Roses - 28/09/2009, 20:40 (GMT)

Anything by Fat Boy Slim!

or

Sabbath - War Pigouts
Sabbath - Sabbath Bloody Starving
Sabbath - Sweets leaf

etc etc etc


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# Posted by Shell - 28/09/2009, 20:42 (GMT)

You're the bun that I want
Tears on my Pilau
Tikka chance on me
Pour some sugar on me
Pie Pie Baby
Sundae girl
Another one bites the crust
Sugar Sugar
Big fat mama - quo
Lard to handle
All the motown songs written by Hollands pies/Dozier
Maximum consumption - the kinks
Eat It - Weird Al Yankovic
Savoy Truffle - The Beatles
Snack Attack - Godley & Creme
Peter Percival Patterson's Pet Pig Porky - The Monkees
TV Dinners - ZZ Top
Sing for Your Supper - Mamas & Papas (or phone order, home delivery)
Hot Potatoes - The Kinks
Eat To The Beat - Blondie
Sugar Dumpling - Desmond Dekker & The Aces
Mayonaise - The Smashing Pumkins








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# Posted by Hallowed - 28/09/2009, 20:43 (GMT)

Living In The Fridge - Aerosmith
Addicted To Spuds - Robert Palmer


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# Posted by Roberto, fretboard polisher - 28/09/2009, 20:45 (GMT)

shell those are brilliant ha ha


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# Posted by Shell - 28/09/2009, 20:58 (GMT)

Someone Left The Cake Out In The Rain - Donna Summer


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# Posted by Fanny Oakley - 28/09/2009, 23:07 (GMT)

haha! took me bloody ages to read all these!!
U2 - sundae yummy sundae
10CC - blubber bullets
10CC - oh donna-kebab


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# Posted by WOLFPACK - 29/09/2009, 10:37 (GMT)

you guys could change the Metallica classic to NOTHING ELSE FATTER!!!


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# Posted by WOLFPACK - 29/09/2009, 10:43 (GMT)

METALLICA - CAKE AND DESTROY
METALLICA - ENTER ICE CREAM MAN
METALLICA - THE CAKE THAT NEVER COMES
METALLICA - FOR WHOM THE TACO BELL TOLLS
METALLICA - FADE TO BLACK FOREST GATEAUX

I'll get mi coat ;-)


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# Posted by InsideJob - 30/09/2009, 13:57 (GMT)

Definately this lot!

Your the one for me fatty - Morrissey
Lip up fatty - Bad Manners
Hey fatty bum bum - Carl Malcolm


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# Posted by lynnmonk - 10/12/2009, 16:34 (GMT)

Fleetwood Mac - Tomorrow's scone
10cc - I ate a Minestrone

... and the B-side of the ICE band's single ... We might get pie!

Lynn (The extra-round drummer of the ICE band)


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# Posted by TEX & THE HARDCORE TROUBAD... - 30/04/2010, 19:35 (GMT)

its my loaf


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# Posted by RED ZOO - 30/04/2010, 20:10 (GMT)

how did i miss this blog.. i'm crying wi laughter... chuffin brilliant...


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# Posted by TEX & THE HARDCORE TROUBAD... - 05/05/2010, 09:55 (GMT)

roll away the scone?
All the egg foo yung dudes?
for all you Mott the Spaggetti Hoople fans


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# Posted by TEX & THE HARDCORE TROUBAD... - 05/05/2010, 09:56 (GMT)

I get pie with a little help from my friends? probably sums it up best tho lol


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# Posted by ejectthetape - 22/06/2010, 20:52 (GMT)

I love Sausage Rolls - Joan Jett
Hey Food - Beatles
Here come the Buns - Beatles


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# Posted by ejectthetape - 22/06/2010, 22:49 (GMT)

just cant get enough...depeche mode


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# Posted by Anthony (Wrong Turn) - 16/08/2010, 01:54 (GMT)

You give loaf a bad name


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# Posted by novocaine - 20/08/2011, 20:29 (GMT)

was it the specials. phatty phatty
wrinkle belly. by lyposuction,


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# Posted by [mark] Into The Void - 26/08/2011, 13:08 (GMT)

Janis Joplin - Pizza My heart


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# Posted by Jez - 26/08/2011, 15:00 (GMT)

steve earle - now cheese scone!

Didn't see this 1st time round!! class! LOL

:0)


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# Posted by Jez - 26/08/2011, 15:30 (GMT)

a mash up of Van Halen and MIchael Jackson - I Just Can't Stop Loving You/Ice Cream Man!


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# Posted by vera cruz - 07/09/2011, 23:51 (GMT)

Scorpions - Another Pizza Meat ;-)
Meatloaf - Bap Out Of hell


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# Posted by vera cruz - 08/09/2011, 00:12 (GMT)

Survivor - Pie Of The Tiger


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# Posted by vera cruz - 09/09/2011, 14:58 (GMT)

Lynyrd Skynyrd - Tuesday Scone

The Clash - White Diet


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# Posted by The Brierfield, Bolton - 12/10/2011, 16:45 (GMT)

i suggest a diet - kaiser chiefs
ra-ra-raspu-tin-of-roses - dunno (i'm a barman not a muso - i don't know out bout music ok? leave me alone you bullies)


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# Posted by GEORGIA BROWNS - 12/10/2011, 17:16 (GMT)

you took the curds right out of my mouth ( you thieving fat bastard ) - MEAT LOAF


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# Posted by THE POWER 3 - 12/10/2011, 17:43 (GMT)

Chump Chance- Albert Hamburger King

Roll Out The Barrell

Aint no food in the heart of the city

Box of Black Magic Woman

Blame it on the Portions( jackson5)

Gimme All Your Pizza -ZZ Top


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# Posted by Fanny Oakley - 12/10/2011, 17:43 (GMT)

jeez wick...what av u started now??!! lmao x


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# Posted by WAGONTOWN - 12/10/2011, 17:56 (GMT)

Hey Mr Tangerine Man.


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# Posted by THE POWER 3 - 12/10/2011, 17:56 (GMT)

Also

My Sweet Lard

Have A Nice Meal

Hi Ho Stomach Lining

Heartburn Hotel

This is too addictive


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# Posted by THE POWER 3 - 12/10/2011, 18:01 (GMT)

Porklife- Blur


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# Posted by THE STORIES ,The very best! of... - 28/10/2011, 02:18 (GMT)

look at our bass player (as we do with a wink of the eye ) & piss ourselves laughing ...next song 234 ...she"s gone..simple!


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# Posted by Steve Blease - 10/05/2012, 17:19 (GMT)

Fat Bastard by the Macc Lads.


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# Posted by Jeepster Gaz ( RailerMania ) - 21/02/2013, 16:04 (GMT)

Wonderwall.............'' and maybe, we're gonna have chips and gravy ''


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# Posted by Lotusland - 27/05/2013, 15:10 (GMT)

Smell Mi Pies, Smell Mi Sweet Little Pies - Beetroot Mac
Waiting For An Apple Pie - Thin Lizzy
Take Another Little Piece Of My Tart - Janis Joplin
Griller - Michael Jackson

and many more...


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# Posted by Steve - 26/06/2013, 12:40 (GMT)

I fought the jaw


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# Posted by Steve - 26/06/2013, 12:43 (GMT)

Gimme gimme gimme a flan after midnight


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# Posted by The John Colins Band - 07/07/2013, 22:19 (GMT)

another one bites the crust
a brim full of iceing
eat it (weird al yakovich)
beer and sex and chips n gravy


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# Posted by Covered in punk/The Pleasers/L... - 18/08/2013, 00:31 (GMT)

The road to Greggs, Chris Rea.


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# Posted by Hellwyck - 05/04/2014, 16:15 (GMT)

Anything by HAMTHRAX


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# Posted by Hellwyck - 05/04/2014, 16:19 (GMT)

I@Lotusland
I prefer the original of Piece Of My Tart by Erma Cracklin'


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# Posted by Mr Cottonhouse - 05/04/2014, 16:29 (GMT)

Jill, you stole my thunder!!! Every one of them lol


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# Posted by The Starlings - 08/06/2014, 17:58 (GMT)

"Some girls are bigger than others"
The Smiths


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# Posted by George - 05/01/2015, 20:18 (GMT)

Perhaps a pop song 'perfect 10' by Beautiful South?

Or the rock comedy classic 'big bottom' by the legendary (and also, I believe fictional), Spinal Tap


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