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15 Oct 2009

Worst Band Names ever...

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Posted By : Coldplayer | Comments : 14

Krippalz wiv Kancer, anyone..?

Krippalz wiv Kancer is a geniune band name, by the way. (Spelling, and all) They're a metal band that gig around Liverpool and their logo is the disabled sign you see on toilet doors. Incredibly poor taste!

I think you'll find it hard to top that one, but feel free to try chapz....

Comments

# Posted by Coldplayer - 15/10/2009, 00:33 (GMT)

Also, who's a bit of Severely Burnt Face > http://www.myspace.com/SEVERELYBURNTFACE

# Posted by grooverman - 15/10/2009, 06:59 (GMT)

Wet fish groovers!

# Posted by Scott - Metalleeka - 15/10/2009, 08:41 (GMT)

I've posted both these before on NWB but they still make me laugh

These were 2 genuine bands in Glasgow.

Minj
Bum Gravy

Minj actually got their song played on Radio Clyde's rock show.
I still remember Tom Russell saying, "next up we have a track from Minj"

I almost choked. pmsl

# Posted by Coldplayer - 15/10/2009, 09:04 (GMT)

Lawnmower Death...

Wouldn't say the following was the worst but it's certainly interesting:

The J R R Hartley's!

# Posted by Scott - Metalleeka - 15/10/2009, 09:09 (GMT)

Lawnmower Deth are my heroes

Egg Sandwich....an epic masterpiece at a mammoth 17secs lol

Not to mention the classic "Flying killer cobs from the planet Bob"

# Posted by Bad Horsie (Mick) - 15/10/2009, 10:31 (GMT)

In the 80s I did 3 gigs over 3 years at an annual charity do. Can't remember the event name but the band was called the Psychadelic Bowels.

# Posted by Loverockets - 15/10/2009, 11:17 (GMT)

"Gay bikers on acid" sticks in my mind i have no idea who or what they are so ill check em out on youtube.

# Posted by 'BLUE SLICKERS' - 15/10/2009, 15:12 (GMT)

I remember a group in the Eighties called "Shy Talk" inevitably pronounced by all and sundry as "Leddees an' Genelmen poot yer 'ands togevver for Shitehawk!"

# Posted by Scott - Metalleeka - 15/10/2009, 15:17 (GMT)

pmsl

# Posted by 45's - 15/10/2009, 16:08 (GMT)

"SQUEAK" THE MOUSE - a band I played in !

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# Posted by THE STIG - 15/10/2009, 16:17 (GMT)

the constipated poodles (punk band) here are the lyrics from (i wanna be a dog) i wanna be a dog, i wanna be a dog, i wanna be a dog and shit in your back yard.
this is true 1980 and it still makes me laugh to this day, oh yes one of the band members was called dogboy,i kid you not.

# Posted by Bass-tard - 16/10/2009, 20:39 (GMT)

the exceedingly good cakes was a naff name as was grim beaver

# Posted by Andy Mack - 19/10/2009, 16:56 (GMT)

THE FABULOUSE EGGS

Grim Beaver I remember them!!

# Posted by Andy Mack - 19/10/2009, 16:57 (GMT)

Toad the Wet Sprocket

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toad_the_Wet_Sprocket

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