Where are all these questions coming from?
Who's your favourite band? What's your favourite venue? How much do you charge? What songs do you practice and not play at gigs? Who makes the tea? What's your middle name? What colour pants are you wearing? What is the answer to the meaning of life? Why do Smarties have the answer? How many groupies have you nobbled?
Give it a rest, I feel like I'm on www.northwestquestionnaires.co.uk!!