26 Nov 2009
Filed Under : Music
Posted By : Scott - Metalleeka | Comments : 31
About how shite the x factor is lol
Anyone wanna come up with some lyrics? We could name the collaboration musos against fukos lol
ffs dont get me started on the x fuckter. i feel sick scott
how about....''f*** tw** co**su**** shandy drinking song murdering goat fiddling knob jockey abbatior creeper vomit inducing flat headed false titted bottox ridden Irish phone scamming arse tuppence thicker than a whale omelette vadge knob cheese......xfactor'' sure we could make a decent lyric line out of those very apt words
ffs Mark, leave some lyrics for the rest of us!! John
pmsl
Chorus idea "You can't dance You can't sing You've got your cock so far up Simon's ring You look sh!t Can play fuck all can't think of a line to finish it LMAO
f*** tw** co**su**** shandy drinking song murdering goat fiddling knob jockey abbatior creeper vomit inducing flat headed false titted bottox ridden Irish phone scamming arse tuppence thicker than a whale omelette vadge knob cheese... oh bugger, someone's already suggested that!! ;D
ok, so the chorus is "You can't dance You can't sing You've got your cock so far up Simon's ring You look sh!t Can play fuck all you f*** tw** co**su**** shandy drinking song murdering goat fiddling knob jockey abbatior creeper vomit inducing flat headed false titted bottox ridden Irish phone scamming arse tuppence thicker than a whale omelette vadge knob cheese... catchy innit? pmsl
the worrying thing is.......that'll be next years xfactor christmas single that will be heavilly diluted with cack and ruined
X factor ruin a song?? Nah, surely not...
No excuse for you and Kev not turning up in St Helens for the NIB gig then Scott.....lol
how a bout...to the tune of Quo's Paper Plane..... ''Simon I would love to plane your face, Louis you're a f***in waste of space, phone line scam's a total rip off, take your 15 mins and F*** OFF Won't you let me plane your f***in face'' etc etc, to coda
ROFL!! You've got too much time on your hands Mark...
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
verse 2 I would love to turn down Cheryl Cole, then I'l love to punch Danni Minogue although they both look fantastic, they are mostly made of plastic, I need psychiatric help ...suppose
I would sing this to Cheryl Cole - Hello baby, whats yer name Don't you know yer drivin me insane I love yer leather, I love yer lace COMON BABY SIT ON MY FACE ! PMSL !!!!!! ha ha haha Where the Fekk did that come from ? Still LMAO
final verse to all of you who think it isn't fixed you stupid gullible soft load of pricks get some friends and make some real plans see someone that's on NORTHWEST BANDS drink some beer then you won't give 2 shits la la la la la la et al
Scott.....we have to do this one at the next PP do in January
Give that man a standing ovation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I thankyo, don't go away we'll be right back after the bingo
If you can get it recorded and on the air, you could sell it for charity, it would deffo sell more copies than anything Mr Cowell has ever thrown together or nicked!!! I'd buy at least 5 copies ! :)
right, I'll have a go at writing the music tonight. I wont do it to Paper plane music, but I'll do something similar lolIt does mean that you'll need to come round and sing it Mark LOL
ur onto a winner here scott.... defo need to finalise the lyrics + tune and make it a nwb members anthem for the PP jam nite...get someone to vid us all on stage performing it and post it on here!!!
we actually played a gig a few weeks ago where the boss asked us to keep the noise down in the first set cos people in the other room were watchin x-factor!!!! i cant type what my response was...id be banned from NWB!!!
Is the X factor fixed? OMG.
Seriously Guys, This is very good. Roj
write something like this, may contain swearing and rude stuff
shit, I'm in the middle of recording this song and I personally thinks it's too good for a piss take lolWill let you guys hear it in a bit.
how about this for a title.... Don't go down to meet the fishing boats mother, you always come back with crabs...catchy eh?
Posted by Scott - Metalleeka - 26/11/2009, 17:29 (GMT) right, I'll have a go at writing the music tonight. I wont do it to Paper plane music, but I'll do something similar lol It does mean that you'll need to come round and sing it Mark LOL you're on mate
songs done....ish, rough as fuk but you'll get the idea.Will post it up on myspace soonif you're too impatient, then email me at cryhavocuk@hotmail.com and I'll send it to you. Feel free to write what ever lyrics you want for it. Plus, I've left a gap for another guitar solo if anyone fancies having a fret wank over it loll8rsScott
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