made me laugh anyway!
BRITAIN'S werewolves today won the right to tear your head off, rip open your chest and hungrily devour your still-beating heart.
John Varley is also the chief executive of Barclays In a surprise move the Supreme Court ruled that the werewolves' relentless, blood thirsty carnage was within the law and should not be investigated by the Office of Fair Trading.
Supreme Court president Lord Phillips said: "While public opinion may be divided on the fairness or otherwise of horrifically violent werewolf attacks, the law states that having one's innards feasted upon is part of the price of going for a walk on the moors.
"Under the terms and conditions, accepted by moor walkers, werewolves will sink their razor sharp teeth into your throat and then pause momentarily to howl with glee at the mouth-watering prospect of fresh meat."
But Lord Phillips said the ruling was not the end of the matter as the OFT could still scrutinise werewolf attacks under other parts of the Being Eaten Alive By a Lycanthrope Act (1976).
An OFT spokesman said: "We have never suggested that werewolf attacks are unfair in principal. We simply believe they should limit themselves to taking a chunk out of your thigh or having one of your feet in a sesame bap."
A spokesman for the British Werewolves Association welcomed the decision, adding: "We have always maintained that those who stray onto the moors, even accidentally at the end of the month, should be devoured in an unstoppable orgy of teeth and claws.
"Nevertheless, we will do everything we can to help vulnerable people stay off the moors by putting up lots of useful signs that say 'shortcut across the moors this way' and 'road ahead closed'."